Yes, Dude, Dude, Yes.

Just getting that out of the way.

Those uniforms make Paul Lucas cry.

Pro Bowl, or old ATHF DVDs....

Pro Bowl, or old ATHF DVDs....

This is not an easy choice.

@racistmascot_inc: Go Team Venture!

"I'm going to throw up on you."

"Go ahead...it won't show on this shirt."

/The Running Man'd

The Pro Bowl makes me miss Hawai'i more than actual football.

all the NFC captains were wearing 21.. that was actually kind of nice.

Yeah, those are girls you never see in Maine. Sigh.

@racistmascot_inc: You say that as if it's a chore.

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Makes me miss Jamaica, but then again I can't tell the difference between tropical islands.

@TheNorvFace: You've got Native Americans, though. They have similar features.

@Tickenest:

The one on the right might be a bit of a chore, but the one of the left just looks like a wildcat.

@racistmascot_inc: All tropical islands look like Martin Lawrence.

It's a race to tickle Tony Gonzalez!

@chilltown: And Carson Kressley weep, as well... for a wholly different reason.

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Except for Tristan de Cuhna, that one looks like Ice-T.

@kataroo_kangaroo: They have about the same percent presence of cocaine as ML.

@koivutoakill: That was not a typo. I hate the Pro Bowl.

@josereyes.theroof has never seen somebody eat as many shroo...:

Similar features? But I don't see a bottle of whiskey in either of those girls' hands.

@racistmascot_inc: Didn't you know - they have things better than whiskey hidden in their flowers!

@josereyes.theroof has never seen somebody eat as many shroo...: When I lived in Hawaii no one did coke, it was ice all the way, to the point where stoners are considered model citizens.

/may or may not know how awesome it is to see a lava flow whilst stoned.

@racistmascot_inc: Most isolated place in the world? Should I do my Howard Hughes act there, when I'm rich??

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Stoners as model citizens? So it's like the Netherlands, or a Phish concert, just without the pale white people

@kataroo_kangaroo: Magnum, P.I. must have really put the fear of God in the coke-runners.

@josereyes.theroof has never seen somebody eat as many shroo...:

That's my plan, except I'm going to build a massive Skull Fortress on the island.

@racistmascot_inc: fucking haoles.

@kataroo_kangaroo:

fuckin' gaijin

@kataroo_kangaroo:

You and Dog the Bounty Hunter were in different versions of Hawaii.

@Kid Canada:

Dog visited the part without the brown people.

@racistmascot_inc: I'm going to make mine out of baby-teeth.

SHIT SOMEONE JUST ROBBED THE TOOTH FAIRY.

@josereyes.theroof has never seen somebody eat as many shroo...: I wish. The tribes in Maine are very small and way the fuck up north.

@TheNorvFace: No one realizes how big of a state Maine really is until they try to drive upstate.

So I have to finish a book for school, write a quick 2 page paper and play Phoenix Wright 3.

Later, DUAN.

@chilltown: Any of you from/familiar with Presque Isle? (I hope I have that name right.)

If so, listen to the local adult contemporary/easy listening station up there to hear the mellifluous dj stylings of Phil Shaw.

@Kid Canada: different islands, brah. i was on da big island, yeah?

@chilltown: Amen. UMaine is closer to Quebec City and Montreal than New York City. I did feel like I was really in the middle of nowhere there sometimes.

@josereyes.theroof has never seen somebody eat as many shroo...: I am. Unfortunatly it is five and a half hours away from my current location in South Portland. Is that station online at all?

@TheNorvFace: Don't know. I'll ask P*Shaw if there's a webcast.

@kataroo_kangaroo:
Hapuna Beach and Teshima's represent

I seriously hope no one placed a bet on the Pro Bowl.

@UkraineNotWeak:

if you're betting on the Pro Bowl, it might be time to consider getting help for your gambling addiction.

@THE hoi polloi: I was Hilo side. Richardson's was our beach.

@UkraineNotWeak: Can I bet it sucks? Because I'm not watching, but I bet it sucks.

I have the over on Number of Hungover Players.

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Until I just went flipping through the chanels, I didn't even know who was broadcasting it.

@kataroo_kangaroo: No bookie in the world would give odds on that. It would be like giving odds on "The MNF crew will annoy me."

@UkraineNotWeak: I took the over... but to be fair, it was a free bet.

@kataroo_kangaroo: we went to Hilo at least once eveytime we were on the Big Island, but my cousin's plantation was in Kona.

@THE hoi polloi:

What was it?

I see, in passing, that the AFC is up 24-7 with about 10 minutes left in the first half.

@THE hoi polloi: Out of curiosity, what was the number?

62 and a hook... it's certainly on pace.

@THE hoi polloi: Plantation?

SLAVER.

That was early.
I guess if you start at 4AM then you deserve to leave early.