ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Can't wait ... want to see every minute of testimony." — Brooklyn1006

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "What could the entire Rutgers five have been thinking when they had nobody crashing?" — Burling3636

• What could have the entire community of carnies been thinking when they banned the bumper cars from crashing? — fuckyoudodgemruinerofchildhoodstillbetter76 — Im A People Person. Who Drinks

• 经在它们中小企业服务器平台加入了"Gang of Four" 虚拟化功能? —从而让 — Fiddlingwhilejimromeburns Brought To You By Diebold

• What could the Academy have been thinking when they voted for Crash? — The Most Dangerous Game Of Grab-Ass

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