As I learned from CareerBuilder, he's not going to get anywhere wishing, he needs to get out there and make it happen!

In an unrelated story, he can contact me at...

But will Andruw try to throw a ball out of the Colisuem ala Duke Snider?

Listen Cincinnatti.com: You keep putting full body photos of sports writers, we keep making fun of them.

Fuck! I just started a Royals blog today, too! But mine is called "Shitty Midwestern Team For Sale".

How to sound smart about NASCAR?

Remove four teeth.

/shows self out.

So what is the moral to this story?

I have no idea. Perhaps it is "Be a good wingman, so as to assure that neither you nor your friend will get laid."

Yeeeeeeeeeah. I'm more of a supporter of "Fuck your friend if it means you're dipping the tip tonight."

@ArkansasFred: you only use the tip?

Well she did seem kind of frigid on The Next Food Network Star.

Clearly the friend has no sense of self-interest regarding bonking a former kiddie movie actor.

That, or he didn't think she was that hot.

How to sound smart about Nascar.

Don't begin any sentence with "Gunnar", for starters.

@ArkansasFred: You fuck your friends?

I still suck.

@Signal to Noise:
I had sex with Vicky from Small Wonder once. She was surprisingly cold and lifeless.

Ah ha! Now we know the true identity of Ampex2000!!

DP >>>> Boomer

@Rob Iracane: with only the tip, apparently.

@Signal to Noise: Or, option 3: Anyone willing to follow you into the men's washroom to tell you how much she wants you is probably on the Jodie Sweetin program.

i dunno, any 'celebrity'chick who follows a man into the pisser to hit on him gives off a slight (actually, major) vibe of desperation and possible homicide.

@Lady Andrea: Well, maybe he's ridiculously hung and all he NEEDS is the tip.

On a somewhat related note, I just decided to look up Colleen Camp (Yvette from "Clue").

Not good.

I'm sorry, wingman or not, if some (allegedly cute) girl thinks I'm good enough to chase into the john, I'm gonna shut a stall and show her the goods.

This is probably why I'm not married.

@The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass: she wasn't good 6 years after Clue when she was in Wayne's World.

@The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass: considering she was in her 30s then...and its been over 20 years...how good did you expect her to look?

i dunno, any 'celebrity'chick who follows a man into the pisser to hit on him gives off a slight (actually, major) vibe of desperation and possible homicide.

Which means awesome sex.

The Dodgers game at the Coliseum will be fun until the Massholes invade the place and start calling it "Fenway West."

@Tuffy: what his friend forgot to mention was that the Cat then asked him if he had any meth on him.

@Lady Andrea: True.
@The Gizmo from Pismo: True, although my fantasies tend age like elves. Wait, that's weird.

This is an awesome story.

Jarod Cooper from the Raiders, volunteering at a kennel while serving a 4-game suspension for steroids.

I want to relate to the story about "The Cat" a little more, but that would require her to look more homely. Right now, I'm just impressed he got her number.

@Muzzo: I was always a Julie girl, instead of a Connie girl.

@Lady Andrea: I always pictured you more as a Kelly girl.

@Tuffy: who in the hell is Kelly?

@Lady Andrea: She's a nice lass, really.

Considering the girl could barely dunk...I'm not impressed. Also not impressed that she only got 13 rebounds. When you're roughly a foot taller at least than every other player, you should be getting just about every rebound. Maybe I'm just to cynical.

@Lady Andrea:Same here, Connie was off limits anyways.

Am I the only one who thinks the dude's "cool wingman" actually did go to town with "Maddy"?