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Remember that famous "Saturday Night Live" sketch, in which William Shatner famous told Trekkies to "get a life, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show?" Even though it was just a sketch, it took him years to make it up to his rabid and most loyal supporters. We suspect Brady Quinn, in a much less innocent and joking fashion, is about to go through the same thing.
Apparently, Quinn ended up outside a gay bar, where he tried to start a fight and began firing off the slurs.
On the 9-1-1 call, Harris said that "Brady Quinn from the Browns" was "trying to cause a fight." Harris told the operator, "I just walked outside and he exchanged many profanities with me and called me a faggot, of course."
Reached Monday by The Plain Dealer, Harris confirmed that Quinn was the person who used the slur. "I knew who it was," he said. "It wasn't just directed at me, there were other people around, too."
Considering Quinn's fanbase — that is to say, at this point, his only fans — is largely gay men, we are not sure this was the wisest move to make. Of course, because Quinn is a human being, it's also discouraging to see Quinn act like such a dick. We knew he was a dope ... but we wouldn't have suspected gathering with a gaggle of friends for some gay-taunting.
Of course, considering most of the photos of Quinn that have popped up, perhaps it's just an involved, complicated mating dance.
Brady Quinn Part Of Rowdy Group Outside Columbus Bar, Witness Says [Clevescene]
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Apparently, Brady Quinn will never complete a pass properly as an NFL quarterback.
"Why don't you go have sex with a guy, you...you faggot! (whispers) Please forgive me. I should kick your ass right here, pillow biter! (whispers) I'm so sorry about this. I'll be over in an hour..."
Kathy Griffin will be very disappointed
Leave Brady alone!
/sorry
Quinn ended up inside a gay man
Fixed.
Jake Gyllenhaal had the right way to deal with accusations of teh gay - start sleeping with Reese Witherspoon.
It must have been "Opposite Day" in Brady's world.
Oh, how the mighty Quinn has fallen.
"and called me a faggot, of course"
-"I know what you are, what am I"
Pee Wee
You know what they say: you always hurt the ones you fellate in a bathroom stall while out at a gay club incognito on a road trip.
This is like when black people use the N word. Brady is just taking it back.
Brady Quinn: Self-loathing closet case, or worthless, sexually threatened douchebag waste of life? Allegedly.
It's okay though. He really said fagget, not faggot. It's okay for gay people to call each other that. This was just a misunderstanding.
Someone's overcompensating.
We all know that drunk a-holes who want to fight outside of bars say bad things about each other. Let's not cream our panties over this. When you want to put your fist in someone's face, you tend to verbally attack the very foundation of their being, or what you suspect to be the very foundation of their being.
I was more convinced by the Liza Minelli/David Gest kiss.
"Now my workout is done. You faggot"
Brady Anderson is not happy to share his same namesake
I actually feel his pain, since I, too, try to start fights in the parking lot when I can't get laid in the bar.
@FilteringCraig: So what you are saying is that the guy should have called Quinn overrated?
No, no, no. He was probably just calling him a baguette. He probably wanted to butter his bread.
"Hey Pot, it's the kettle calling!!!"
@FilteringCraig: "When you want to put your fist in someone's face"
I was worried about where you were going with that one.
"Now my endorsement deal done."
This is all gonna end with him shooting Kevin Spacey.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, is it Brady?
The name of the place was La Fogata Grill, huh? He probably thought that he was translating that to English.
@ClownForPound:
Nicely done.
@ClownForPound: Right after T.O. tearfully confesses to Kevin Spacey that he's a virgin.
Inside the bar, Brady's love-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-affair with Carl Monday came to an embarassingly public end.... so all of this was just forseeable consequences.
Clearly, Brady mistook the gentleman for Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics, Tim Daggett. He didn't say fagg - oh, wait...
When asked to comment on how he felt about the accusation, Quinn responded, "I'm SUPER! Thanks for asking!"
Geez, is Brady running for a GOP seat in Congress?
and somehow, I bet this is far less damaging and insulting to Notre Dame than Dana Jacobson.
Kordell thinks this is a great way to prove he's straight.
Brady was probably just blowing off steam about his favorite singer getting booted off American Idol.
@Pennington Noodlearm Enthusiast: or toss his salad.
You know, I thought this kid had so much promise after the way he handled the whole NFL Draft situation
@MattinglysSideburns: "No! I said I love Bob Saget! That's all! Full House rules! Leggo! CUT! IT! OUT!"
Is this the kind of thing they teach up at that fancy Catholic college of his?
@Matt_T:
Someone's been reading GStF.
Brady got upset that they were make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread.
..Began firing off slurs
Meaning he gave the guy a facial and didn't thank him.
@Jews For Purple Jesus: Brady got upset because someone scratched his Coldplay CD.
Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe they were re-enacting the final scene in Animal House, and Brady was playing Neidermayer.
"Get up, you faggots!"
Unable to disassociate actors from their characters, Brady Quinn copes with the death of Heath Ledger.
I wish I could quit you
Has it been confirmed whether or not the guy Quinn called a faggot was Jared Fogle?
Gay people live in Ohio? I learn something new everyday.
On the 9-1-1 call, Harris said that "Brady Quinn from the Browns" was "trying to cause a fight."
Anything to lay a hand on another dude, eh?
You know how I know you're gay? Brady Quinn called you a faggot.
It's a good thing the bouncers broke it up when they did, or it could have escalated into one helluva dance-off.
@Cousins of Ron Mexico:
Derek Anderson is taking back "porch monkey".
/noich noich noich shmokin weed shmokin weed
Whatever. Still hot.
@Matt_T: Garrison Hearst also doesn't see what the big deal is.
@tater: As a Michigan fan, I can confirm that there are a lot of gay people in Ohio.
@Gourmet Spud: +1 for the dance-off line.
What a hilarious cry for help. Just go inside and dance it out Brady, it's ok.
Friend of Brady: Blue Oyster? l'll get the address. Wait a minute... The Blue Oyster Bar is---
Brady: 621 Cowan Avenue.
(awkward silence)
@DumpsterDining: As a Michigan fan, you have been getting violated by them every year since Tressell got hired.
Was he yelling at one of the Montreal Canadiens for stealing his purse?
WAIT ONE SECOND!!!
Catholics are homophobes?
What's next? Are you going to tell me sweet little Lindsay Lohan is a drugged out whore?!?
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: It's EUROPEAN!
Everytime you point your finger three more point back at you.
@Kid Canada: $15 bucks little man. Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show than you owe me owe me owe...that Jungle Love. o-e-o-e-o I think I wanna know ya.... what...
@FilteringCraig: Shut up Faggot.
@Sh!tShow:
Cut! IT! Out! was actually Detroit native Dave Coulier, but close enough.
Hey gimme back my man-card!
Me thinks he doth... ah screw it. Quinn's a queerbo.
"Brady Quinn from the Browns" ironically was NOT a reference to the NFL football club of which he is an employee...