I was hoping for more Danica...especially the one where she dumps the husband who's stopping her from posing nude...

Can't access Flickr at work. Must quit job.

Okay, this one, in all its glory, should've totally been included in the magazine: [www.flickr.com]

needs for boobs

I really need to become a photographer and/or body painter. Screw this chemistry bullshit.

for = more....fuck

50,000 page views by midnight.

The picctures of cars covered in snow are so hot.

It's just a bunch of porn.

I'd really think being the painter would be the ultimate blue balls job. You get so close to it, but you know you have 0 chance at the real thing.

Shirtless Brind'amour...Step-on-me Tanner & Kimmy Gibbler...Nude Backgammon with Elle MacPherson photos.

This afternoon has gotten infinitely better.

@Lady Andrea: "Yes, that's exactly where I want my hairbrush in between takes: in the sweaty waistband of the weasly balding guy with the faux-hawk"

@ref="#c4236881">shea_guevara: I'm a girl and I wasn't even looking at that guy, let alone what is sticking out of his waistband!

@Lady Andrea:

Man, looking at the guy on the left, it's a wonder these ladies can keep their concentration and composure. How are they not driven mad with lust?

I don't understand why the guys aren't allowed to wear shirts.

@Afino: Your problem being?

@shea_guevara: Actually, I think that one is for his pubic lice. The brush for the girl is shoved up his ass.

@44 in a Row:

I don't understand why they aren't forced to wear shirts.

Hooray for sandy side boob!

@Candygram: It was hard to concentrate on the lady bits with the weird, hairy, shirtless guys eye-humping her.

@Candygram: Thankfully it was just the hairbrush sticking out.

pictures of people taking pictures. how meta.

@Candygram: I'm a girl and I couldn't look away. Like some evil demon who captured my soul.

@theballadofrickeyfoggie:

We need a picture of someone taking a picture of a mirror, then the internets would explode.

@Lady Andrea: My best friend and I looked at the issue last night during our snuggle fest and just drooled.

love that Julie Henderson
Boner4life

@Lady Andrea:

so taking pictures for SI really is as glamorous as it sounds.

/peels away corneas

@kataroo_kangaroo:

Have any photos of that?

Brooklyn Decker - horrible name, incredible body

@kataroo_kangaroo:

I think LA meant she couldn't look away from the creepy guy in that picture.

@TheJizzone:

Sounds like a sandwich at a kosher deli.

@UkraineNotWeak: I disagree. It sounds like some extra sadistic twist on the already legendary "upper decker."

@TheJizzone: Brooklyn Decker sounds like one of those ridiculous sex moves, like the Cleveland Steamer, the Dutch Oven, the Boston Massacre, or the Kataroo Kangaroo.

@UkraineNotWeak:

I hope it has pastrami, the sexiest of the salted cured deli meats.

And, unless everything I've learned about my life in 34 years is wrong, I'm sure they'll be taken off Flickr before I get home tonight to check them out. Damn office Web Nazis.

@Slothrop: I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

@the.munson: Hooray for sandy side boob!
If I ever decide to give up my life on the land and become a transvestite pirate, I think you've helped me decide on a name.

None of these models had to use HGH.

@Doyle McPoyle: so you're giving to her from behind, right? And then right as you're about to cum, you pull out and bash her in the head with a brick. Take the pieces of brick that crack off, put them on white bread with mustard. Jizz on the mustard. When she wakes up, if she wakes up, feed her the sandwich.

That, my friends, is a Brooklyn Decker.

Need more pootie shots.

Well, aside from the crushing sense of inadequacy I'd feel by spending my workday with those beautiful glamazons, I would absolutely love to work on these photo shoots. I watch the "The Making of the SI Swimsuit Issue" special every year and I totally want the job that the crazy old bat who produces the shoots has.

@Sarcastro:

Was mocking that Time magazine lady. Didn't do the "/insert name" at the end because I forgot her name.

@Doyle McPoyle:

The Kataroo Kangaroo, does that involve a counter clockwise swirl at the end?

@Clare:

Julie Campbell: alive, dead, or Jewish?

I know it's probably heresy round these parts, but I would agree with 2 g's Easterbrook that cheerleaders and those of athletic ilk are much more my type. Maybe I'm just gay.

@dismalScientist:

No, I think I sort of agree. Supermodels by nature have to be sort of unique looking, and most of them are also incredibly tall.

They aren't "normal" hot girls, in other words.

@muggsybogues:

Is that an excerpt from Tucker Max's new book?

@muggsybogues: If we are gonna talk about sex moves to pull on these girls let's not leave out the Phillipino Firefighter, Abe Lincoln, and the dreaded Alaskan Fire Dragon.

@TebowWearsJorts: I also like the Hawaiian Calzone. Yes, I completely made it up, but it sounds so dirty, yet cheesy and sweet.

But if you're someone who watched the entire Clemens hearing yesterday

Uh oh -- Rick's caught in a temporal distortion again....

@racistmascot_inc: I'm shocked and appalled that I'd get compared to Tucker Max. Shocked, appalled, and flattered. And confused. And sleepy. And pretty hungry, sort of bored, and definitely ready for the weekend.

More Marissa Miller, please.

It's not as hard as you would think to work on one of these shoots. The only thing that hurts is when you have to remove the tape from your dick and thighs.

@Lady Andrea: The setting says "sleaze" but the shorts verge on "never-nude." I think that's Phillip Litt's mohawked brother.