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In that book thing we just wrote, we referred to Linda Cohn as "competent, and seemingly pregnant every three months." We're not sure that's true anymore, but it really did seem like that for a while, didn't it? Every time you turned on "SportsCenter," there was Linda Cohn, all preggers again. We remember when the same thing was happening with Trey Wingo.
Anyway, Linda Cohn, everybody. She's a former women's ice hockey player and now does most of the WNBA games.
So: Do you like the Linda Cohn, or do you not like the Linda Cohn?
Get out there and make your voice heard, America.
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FIRST!
I just wanted to do that once.
I actually really like LInda Cohn.
@Cowboycane: Oh no you dinnnnnt.
I like Linda Cohn because she is less annoying than Jeanne Zelasko and also less pregnant.
There has been great debate between my roommates and I on this point - but yes. Like you wouldn't have thought she was a MILF when you were 15.
[not 15 anymore, but still.]
She's really good. More Linda Cohn and less Linda Ronstadt
I am slightly disturbed by her Gummy Smile, but other than that she doesn't bother me.
I always liked her when she was anchoring SC, I found her to be the least annoying of all options.
@Stev D: "Blue Bayou" is my favorite song.
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So is she having sex with the same guy repeatedly, or with different guys all the time? Either way, I'm not sure how that's happening.
Speaking of the Ladies of ESPN, I understand Suzy Kolber recently go t married. At least according to her Wikipedia page.
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Have to approve. She's been with tWWL a long time, and you've never heard any bad stories about her or had any youtube clips pop up. Seems pretty cool on air.
More like Linda Cohn-ception, am I right?
::crickets::
@Rob Iracane:
Ever notice how much "Blue Bayou" sounds like Billy Joel's "An Innocent Man" or vice a versa?
Disapprove, just because I think she's had a lot of bad plastic surgery.
@TheLou-Do:
Also a better emergency jerk option than some girl's wrist on QVC....
...what?
I say Naaayyyyyy
/stomps hoof
Her teeth have grown since "The Facts of Life."
@Stev D: @Rob Iracane: I was just about to jump on the grenade for you, Rob. You didn't have to claim love for "Blue Bayou."
@MeSoHornsby: Welcome to Stroke-center?
I approve, she's very good on SC, but no way in the hay.
Chris Berman always called her Linda "Let me Lick Your Ice Cream" Cohn.
Draw your own conclusions.
How come this is turning into a discussion more applicable to KSK's mock draft?
I bet her five hole smells like musk.
Approve. Gets the job done, doesn't make me feel all awkward like after having listened to Stuart Scott... acceptable.
@Stev D:
We can all agree on more circa-1975 Linda Carter.
I heard she's got twelve toes. The hard way.
@UkraineNotWeak: to her long boyfriend, none the less
who lives in Canada
I wouldn't fuck her with Linda Cohn's dick.
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
You try going to school for four years in Oswego, NY and see what it does for your looks.
everytime I see female ESPN anchors, I expect to see Trey Wingo in the background with a creepy smile on his face.
I'm waiting for the Berman one.
@UkraineNotWeak: Considering that Roy Orbison wrote it in the 50's, I'm giving Billy Joel the evil eye right now.
I always thought she looked a little like the mom in American Beauty. I think her multiple pregnancies are the doings of one Mr. Real Estate King.
@Doyle McPoyle: ugh, you think she looks like Annette Bening? No way, dude. Annette Bening is hot. I like Linda, but she is not hot.
@Rob Iracane: "Different Drum" > "Blue Bayou"
Overall, approve. The problems I have with Linda are relatively minor.
1) Constantly crackinh up when her co-anchors attempt to drop a new catch phrase or meme.
2) Her adorable manly-ness.
Annette Bening in The Grifters. Now there is some hotness.
Approve
Unlike most Sportscenter personalities...Cohn actually seems to know things about sports.
And hockey chicks are cool.
@Lady Andrea: So, wait. The father of Linda Cohn's children is Warren Beatty?
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:
Love "Different Drum". Written by Mike Nesmith of Monkees fame.
@Lady Andrea: Not too much like her, just a resemblance. Plus, there was that time I was banging Linda Cohn, and she yelled yout "Fuck me, Your Highness!". I think that's what got the comparison in my head.
You hit two Cohns! Those could have been guests at her wedding!
....they were Cohnnnnnns!
@Cowboycane:
Say hi to concrete brad.
Approve. I really enjoyed No Country for Old Men.
@Doyle McPoyle:
Remember when they ran into Rich Eisen after he got that job at the fast-food place? That must have been embarassing.
@Rob Iracane: Is he gone, Rob?
Is Cowboycane still among the living after that entrance?
Oh, and I suppose I approve of Mrs. Cohn.
@UkraineNotWeak: Not denying that, just saying that she's not my type. But I'd rather listen to her do SC than Berman and Stu anyday.
Cowboycane gets a pardon for being a Phillies fan.
Approve, if only because her enormous gums and face-hole allow for use of the term 'Jewish Pam Oliver.'
I find linda cohn tolerable. That's the second highest ranking that I give to people on cable channels other than comedy central.
stealing from a gameday sign this fall...but yeah, I'd probably bohn Linda cohn
Linda needs to be on the Weather Channel, where all of the women stay pregnant. That is one fertile cameraman.