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According to 950 AM in Philadelphia, the wonderful Erin Andrews of ESPN is still on the market. That is to say, she's dating, but "not exclusively dating." So here's your chance, guys! And what the heck, gals too! Oh, and you won't have to battle Tony Romo, either: Andrews says that they are not an item. Whew!
We will admit that in the interview, Andrews does come across as pretty down-to-earth, and it doesn't appear as if she has let all the geek-love go to her head. "I'm sure the next hot blonde is going to walk in the door and take my job and I'm going to be too old."
• A Michigan State student asked Andrews to leave the outgoing message on his cell phone
• David Wright is a "good friend"
• "I'm absolutely dating ... but I'm not exclusively dating"
• "I heard I was dating Tony Romo too, good for me!"
Berman is revving his engines as I type this!
Erin Andrews: Possibly Down-To-Earth? [The Big Lead]
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ERIN ANDREWS IS THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER
I think she's being pretty realistic; another piece of eye candy will eventually take her place, so she shouldn't get too conceited.
Yes to the cardboard
If furnished with the opportunity, I would tear that pussy up.
Thanks for letting us "gals" have a chance too - I've always said, that's one I'd consider a threesome for.
No... Sure, why not?... No...
This is great news, next time I see her I'll be sure to take my shot.
What... oh right I live in the rural Midwest, never mind.
the only Fathead worth ordering.
The guy on the right no longer has a shot with any girl after they see this photo.
It appears she has a big head about the whole thing.
If you spike her drink with a little deux deux deux, she's definitely not exclusive.
@Cinnamon Girl: Do you mean a lady-man-lady threesome, or a lady-lady-lady threesome? I just want to make sure I understand the conditions. Either way, I'd stand to applaud if I were able to right now.
This was obviously before a strategically placed hole was cut in the cardboard.
I would fuck her until my spooge dribbled out of her nostrils.
And then, we'd cuddle.
Erin, when you read this send me a message, we can get together and I can show you my O face. In like...9.5 seconds......get it, premature ejaculation? Holla.
@Chamomiles Davis: I guess I'd like to know as well...
Hey baby, would you like a fish sandwich?
@Chamomiles Davis: Both options are still better than those 'man-man-lady' threesomes your band manager keeps setting you up with.
hey Erin
/EDSBS
Dear Scott Van Pelt-
Can you hook a brother up? Lemme know...
@Weed Against Speed: not that you have a vested interest or anything like that...
Not exclusively dating? Doesn't that mean she's a kielbasa-queen slut-bot?
Or does that assessment of "non-exclusive" daters only apply to Jaime-Lynn Spears?
/does not think Erin Andrews is torn up from the florn up
/not defending Jaime-Lynn
/ticked at the irrational assessments of chastity based more (only?) on how much you think someone is cool, as opposed to how they are
/shits pants
Look at that crooked smile.
@Matt_T: "Listen, my car, uh, doesn't exist... the bus is what we will be taking."
@Weed Against Speed: Wow, this is awkward.
@Christmas Ape: yes, and those tiny ears. she's SO ugly.
She touched my arm and called me sweetheart. I have not washed that arm since.
@Civil Negligence: Fucking Murray.
@Carlton_Whitfield:
"So you don't want a fish sandwich?"
@Weed Against Speed: it's a lady-man-lady
HOWEVAH...
@J-No: Nah, not at all. All in good fun.
She's so hot, I'd eat the strawberries out of her yeast infection.
@Jerkwheat: the catch is the other lady is Linda Cohn.
I would so take her to Boston Market.
If I was a girl, I would totally do her scissors-style.
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: and Pam Ward is the dude
...but I'm not exclusively dating"
That's also my line. She definitely knows how to pimpette it.
David Wright is a "good friend". So many times is that? Only 5?
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I do believe God invented the paper bag for a reason.
Headline courtesy of Lloyd Christmas.
Geek love? Speak for yourself, Lucas.
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: But she comes with your choice of toppings!
Hey?
Since when can you send "PRIVATE" messages to a fellow commenter on their profile page?
I swear that wasn't there like 5 minutes ago...
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: That's fine. turn the overhead lights off, keep a spotlight on erin andrews. roll tape.
I'll watch it with my favorite ESPN chick..Stacey Dales.
On the other hand, you still have no shot with the Snorg Tees girl.
The dude in the orange hat is playing it cool until he has a chance to be alone with her.
@Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...:
Biz Markie told me to never talk to a girl who says she just has a "friend".
@Candygram:
Brazil Thrill on Feb 14, 2008 (Private)
I am making this message private. Which is different than making a message with my privates.
At least since yesterday.
@StupidAngelos: Hmmm, the Snorg Tees girl...
Unfortunately for Erin Andrews I'm a happily married man
In other news, February is easily the slowest sports month.
You're with me, giant cardboard head.
@UpstateUnderdog: Me too, Underdog. But are we blind?
I would love to see Erin Andrews and Stacy Dales in 2girls1cup
I'd eat her butt
After she ran a marathon
On the sun
@Lady Andrea: You're actually Steve Klein, aren't you?
Listen, guys, Erin ain't gonna spread for no roses.
I'd do her. And I think she's good at her job too. Better than the Goose, anyway.