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Far be it from us to tell Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs what to do with his truck, or how to live his life, but we think he should either consider new parking options, or stop offending the golden gods of animal excrement.
In a move that would make Biff Tannen turn red, a horse dropped a load all over Spilborghs' truck.
As organizers prepared for the National Western Stock Show parade through downtown Denver, the Coors Field parking lot served as a staging area for livestock. A few steers didn't, um, steer sharply enough and one broke the taillight on Spilborghs' vehicle.
"My spot was taken, so I parked in space 19, for my number. When I came out, the light was broken," Spilborghs said. "I checked for a note, but those longhorns left something else behind."
Cow, horse, whatever, all farm animals hate the Colorado Rockies. It's simple science.
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