I was in the pool!

Jager...

And they're off! And so are the horses!

@cowbell204: you'd think if he was insecure, he wouldn't put himself out there with such well endowed animals

You can come, bring your green hat!

Not pictured: The horse leading the race without anybody riding him and a jockey uniform still hanging from the stirrups

Don't look, Ethel!

"Waterfront Hotel owner Greg Hargraves said the intoxicated punters were already starting to blither when they checked in."

Sauerbrun?

My loins yearn. For girth.
And length.
Lead me to O Dead One's den.
Affirmed.

/Not a real poem.

I'm sure he was still bigger than the jockeys.

Affirmed.

Glorious horses, blessed from above. Naked people, running along with beautiful horses. God is smiling on you all. - Dee Mirich

The video is classic. I love the dive at the end and that the horse that won is called "Born to See"

You can't make this shit up.

I'd be impressed if he would have streaked at a rodeo...the horns of a bull are pointy!

That's what happens when you have double consonants in your name. Not to mention a vowel at the end of it.

There once was a man from Aqueduct...

Something kinda icky about streakers, if ya ask me. No one wants to see that.

I wonder why we don't see more streakers here in the states. Actually, I don't.

I've lived my entire adult life by one simple rule: Never go streaking at the horse races.

Rick did all his horse-race streaking...in grade eight.

This is much more inappropriate than the time I tried to enter my centaur in the Preakness.

Most of the videos I watch with naked dudes and horses are WAY different than this.

@Doyle McPoyle: How do you tell them apart?

so chad johnson was doing it all wrong then?

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Raptors decide they don't have enough Europeans, trade Juan Dixon to Detroit for Primoz Brezec.

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I've got Horse #2 and the naked guy in an exacta.

Joselio Hansen streaked at a racetrack and the horses all covered up in shame.

@Kid Canada: Primoz Brezac? Isn't that slang for killer weed?

Rosie Ruiz ? ? ?

@Kid Canada: I thought that usually the problem was not having enough Canadians ... oh wait. Wrong sport.

Was the man hung like a horse?

/mea culpa

Paging Racist Mascot Inc- You got your wish, Cleveland radio is announcing a 3 team trade between the Cavs, Bulls and Sonics.

Catherine the Great's ghost is less than impressed.

/wondering what a "buck's day" is

@Kid Canada: This was necessary from the Pistons persepective, as Detroit can only have so many Europeans, and the Red Wings werent willing to part with any of theirs, and (formerly Daimler)Chrysler just got rid of all of theirs.

@Burning_River:

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@Lady Andrea: But it was too late; they'd already seen his hide.

/lookie that, lookie that

@Al_Czerviks_Ride:

Well, Carlos Delfino's working out pretty nicely up here, so keep sending 'em over.!

@Burning_River:

Yup, I saw.

Cavs get: Wally World, Joe Smith, Big Ben and Delonte West (and a Bulls 2nd round pick)
Sonics Get: Adrian Griffin, Ira Newble, Donyell Marshall
Bulls Get: Drew Gooden, Larry Hughes, Cedric Simmons and Shannon Brown

The streaker...jumped over the fucking fence.

This is clearly some sort of publicity stunt by Hanes. Their market research has shown that whenever you go to the race track, all you see is Jockeys.

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: I remember having to type that sentence over and over in typing back in high school

@racistmascot_inc: Outside shooter, defensive/rebounding guy, point guard, 2nd round pick and whatever Joe Smith does. I'll take it.

In conclusion, Hollywood is leading our children down a moral sewer. Gotta go!

@MoBot: Joe Smith is going to sign an illegal contract with the Cavs?

@Weed Against Speed: I think Larry Hughes already took care of that.

I knew shit went counter-clockwise in Australia

@racistmascot_inc: Nice salary dump for the Cavs by the way.

@Burning_River:

That's a joke, right?

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