For the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the Deadspin Baseball Season Previews. Yes, baseball is awfully close now; it's spring training, after all.
Every weekday until the start of the season, a different writer will preview his/her team. We asked a gaggle of writers, from the Web, from print, from books, to tell us, in as many or as little words as they need, Where Their Team Stands. This is not meant to be factual, or dispassionate, or even logical: We just asked them to riff on why they love their team so much, or what their team means to them, or whatever.
Today: The Los Angeles Dodgers. Your author is Lion In Oil's Fun Sheriff.
Lion In Oil is written by the Fun Sheriff, and is devoted to sports, tomfoolery and madness - with a special affinity for the absurd. His words are after the jump.
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Los Angeles is a city of image, makeovers and second chances. You can always reinvent yourself here - there are plenty of plastic surgeons to help fix whatever problems you might have, real or imagined. And while for much of the Dodgers' time in LA they have been able to defy the Los Angeles stereotypes, since Tommy Lasorda's retirement in 1996 it's been a different tale. It's been a procession of managers (6) and general managers (6), and almost too many players to count.
Each year the team has declared that this is the squad to win team's second playoff game since 1988 and that this is the team to put the team back on track where it truly belongs. This year is no different. There are fresh faces as well as familiar ones, all with something to prove. Joe Torre is the new manager and is looking to put a successful finishing touch to the third act that is his career. Andruw Jones will be patrolling center field, and he'll surely use this season as a statement to show what kind of contract he should have gotten in the off-season. And the young kids will be out to prove that they were worth holding on to.
So while we've heard it all before, perhaps this truly is the year it all comes together. It's certainly a possibility - the table is set for a potentially amazing year. They have the veteran leadership. Between Jeff Kent, Derek Lowe, Rafael Furcal, Jason Schmidt and Jones there surely isn't anything they haven't seen before. They're all playoff tested. And could there be a steadier hand to guide the team than Torre? There must be a formula to determine the number of wins won by a team just by the positive mental influence a proven, winning manager brings. Whatever that number might be, the Dodgers will gain it.
Yet complimented to the veterans are the Dodgers' young studs. When the veterans are sloshing through the dog days of summer, the youth movement can pick them up. Their youthful exuberance can be counted upon for an outfield assist, an extra base, or a steal. They've infiltrated the lineup, and they're here. Their time is now. It's time to take the reigns off of James Loney, Matt Kemp, Jonathan Broxton and Russell Martin and let them play.
So in this Dodgers season preview I can only offer a prediction as such: I don't know. Coming off a season where the Rockies won 14 out of 15, making it to the World Series and the Mets blew a 7 game lead with 17 games to go, anything is possible. So maybe this is the year it all comes together. Maybe young meshes with old, creating an unstoppable force. Maybe Jason Schmidt comes back healthy and Nomar Garciaparra regains his old form. Maybe.
I hope so, of course. But more than any one player, I love the team - the Dodgers. No matter what happens, you can find me at some point this summer up in the Reserved section, eating an All-Beef Dodger Dog, and enjoying the game amidst the beautiful surroundings. Win or lose, there's no place I'd rather be.












Comments
I started reading this in the third paragraph and stopped in the seventh.
If I post a negative comment, is Lion in Oil going to call my boss?
"It's been a procession of managers (6) and general managers (6), and almost too many players to count."
Alyssa Milano's sex life has nothing to do with this
What's the over/under on the number of Dodgers on the Opening Day roster that Alyssa Milano will sleep with?
Rick Reilly now goes by Fun Sheriff?
I have no idea what (tags one Dodger out at home) your guys' problem in the playoffs (tags another out at home) could possibly be!
@The Fan's Attic: he is the Fun Sheriff.
Ha, I bought Mets-Dodgers tickets this morning just so I can laugh at Joe Torre wearing that uniform in person.
As a fellow Dodgers fans, I can wholeheartedly support Fun Sheriff's conclusion about the upcoming season: M-E-H. Meh.
@UkraineNotWeak: great minds...great minds...
So in this Dodgers season preview I can only offer a prediction as such: I don't know.
Why don't these previews just list new players added to the roster, list any off season scandals, and then call it a day?
Take the reins off of Russell Martin! 151 games for a catcher is not enough!
More than adjusting to the NL, Joe Torre's biggest challenge will be to viciously overwork the Dodgers' bullpen.
Jonathan Broxton, prepare to throw 150 innings this year.
Um, Will's gonna be mad that you forgot Torre managed the Cards in act 2 of his career.
If Alyssa ever gets tired of banging the Dodgers, she can call me.
I didn't read it, but I'd like to congratulate Lion in Oil for the palindromic blog name.
Young studs? All beef Dodger Dogs?
I'm confused...is he a sherrif who likes to have fun or is he out there sherrifing and cracking down on those who are having fun?
I wish the Mets had a Broxton.
But is Torre into watching two gals together in a movie?
@ArkansasFred: It's like Weintraub and Shanoff collaborated, ain't it?
Andruw blamed his struggles on being to skinny last year, so he reported at 240.
That's actually not a joke.
@the earl of weaver: Depends on if he remembers to take his vigara that morning.
I never thought I'd say this but eff Joe Torre right in the tush.
@Matt_T: Yeah, if the Braves only had a HEALTHY center fielder, I'd laugh.
Yes, let the Matt Kemp reign of terror end once and for all!
@Matt_T: They call that the El Guapo Defense.
@Rob Iracane: Too late, Jeter's already done it.
Has anybody in any sport benefited more from the team around him than Joe Torre?
@Matt_T: Again, the worst contract year since Shelley Long in 1987.
So in this Dodgers season preview I can only offer a prediction as such: I don't know...
...anything about your favorite team?
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: I didn't think the Braves were gonna miss him, considering his offensive woes. Then I saw them play yesterday, and I can't even remember who was playing center field, but it was safe to say he was no Andruw Jones.
Me, I'd take a healthy anybody on my team right now.
@chilltown: +1 for the good catch.
@Al Czerviks Ride on the WMU Bronco Bandwagon: Does OJ's 1994-95 legal team count?
@Rob Iracane: ZING! What is this? 1981?
But will we still get close up shots of joe picking his nose? I hope so.
Yet complimented to the veterans are the Dodgers' young studs.
Why, Mr. Garciaparra, your husband is so handsome! And boy, can he kick a soccer ball!
@Al Czerviks Ride on the WMU Bronco Bandwagon: Trent Dilfer?
@shea_guevara: When Mark Kotsay is the replacement for a future HOFer, I sigh and hope the kids come through quick. Even if said future HOFer never met a donut he wouldn't eat.
And I will continue to refuse to love you Dodgers, no matter how many letters, emails, and phone calls you throw my way begging me to buy a ticket plan.
I will sit their for the three crappy Pirates game - during the week! - in April, and will promptly give my fleece blanket give away to a homeless person on Sunset on my way home.
Damn you Dodgers.
Needs more Lasorda
Not one mention that this is the Dodgers' last year in Dodgertown in Vero Beach, FL. They're moving their spring training operations to Arizona next season. Truly, the end of an era.
@Phony Gwynn: What did Nomar say about Thanksgiving dinner last year? "I ate Mia Hamm."
@TheStarterWife: *there. I really need to proofread.
@Rob Iracane: Pretty much. Mr. Fun Sheriff, you'd make an excellent politician.
@UkraineNotWeak: Actually, the era ended as soon as the O'Malley's boned Brooklyn en route to LA. Anything for a buck, baby.
@UkraineNotWeak: It's Orioletown now. Let the dynasty begin.
post to read is back?
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
Robert Moses basically force them to go to LA as he refused O'Malley's pleads for land in Brooklyn for a new stadium.
Needs more Kuroda in sideburns.
Also, is it too soon to start the Juan Pierre for MVP discussion?
Over/Under on Joe Torre's appearance on TMZ this year?
@UkraineNotWeak: If anyone ever has a week to kill, the Moses biography is outstanding. Any yes, it was his fault, the man was a maniac.
@Tuffy:
I just took Fukudome over