A Canadian high school hockey coach was fired on Wednesday when it was discovered that some of his players changed their bio information in the team program. Kevin Brown of Lockview High was dismissed when some parents complained about the program. So, did the players pad their stats, or taunt the opposition? Well, not exactly. It was all much more hilarious than that.
One player's bio says he enjoys "some meat between his buns." Another's says he likes hunting and fishing and warns women that he shares his bed with a huge weapon. A third player's write-up says he "could be coming into your mouth sooner than you think as he seeks a profession in dental hygenics (sic) in the near future." Another bio refers to a player's desire to visit pop singer Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. And another caption says a player wants to become a motivational speaker for the hearing impaired.
Of course the season was already over when Lockview administrators finally discovered the colorful bios, and Brown was just a volunteer coach. So no harm no foul, right? I mean, isn't this the kind of thing you're supposed to do in high school?
Coach Fired Over School Team's Bios [The Chronicle Herald]
High School Hockey Is Hilarious, Filled With Sexual Innuendo [100 Percent Injury Rate]
Sexual Innuendo, Bad Dentist Jokes Have No Place In High School Hockey [AOL Fanhouse]