OK, let's just keep this little post between you and I, OK? I purposely waited until now to put it up, knowing that Will would be scuba diving. Shhh. First, old business (two days old, but whatever, it needs to be addressed). It seems that Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa still does not believe that Mark McGwire took steroids. Oy vey.
Here's a portion of LaRussa's conversation with Brian Burwell of the St. Louis Post Dispatch on Monday. Question: Did McGwire take steroids?
"Well, that's what you believe and you're probably right according to testimony, but that's not what I believe," La Russa said. "I watched Mark McGwire work."
I interrupted him.
"Wait a minute, Tony. You still don't believe McGwire used performance-enhancing drugs?"
"Absolutely not."
"Come on."
"Absolutely not," he said. "If you see Mark today, he still looks like he did then."
"No, he doesn't," I said.
"Yes, he does," La Russa said.
"No, he doesn't," I repeated.
La Russa tossed his hands in the air and looked at me in frustration. "Are you asking for my opinion or yours?" he said.
"I'm asking your opinion," I said. "But we're having a conversation, and I'm disagreeing with you."
And now here's LaRussa, on his reputation of harboring steroid users:
One way I was taught to survive is my No. 1 accountability factor is myself. This is my 30th year doing this at the major league level. There isn't anybody — the commissioner, our owner, the fans, you — there isn't any person, man or woman, who can make me any more accountable than I am now right now because of myself. And I know there isn't anything we've done in all those years that was — with one small exception where we stole signs, a little hiccup — there isn't anything else that has happened on our ballclubs in Oakland or St. Louis that there's a hint of illegality. There isn't anything that we didn't actively and proactively attempt to do it right."
Now to new business: The Great Scott Spiezio Experiment is over. The Cardinals on Wednesday released the infielder after learning that and arrest warrant had been issued on him by the Irvine Police Department on six charges stemming from a crash in late December.
The warrant alleges driving under the influence, driving under the influence with a blood alcohol content of .08 percent or more, hit and run, aggravated assault, assault and battery.
Yikes. However, Paul S. Meyer, Spiezio's lawyer in Irvine, released a brief statement saying, "We anticipate a successful resolution to this misdemeanor matter." OK, then.
This has been your St. Louis Cardinals roundup for today. By tomorrow I expect to be fired, or possibly bludgeoned with a circus mallet. Goodbye.
LaRussa On McGwire, Others In The Mitchell Report [St. Louis Post Dispatch]
Cards Relesae Spiezio After Arrest Warrant Issued [St. Louis Post Dispatch[









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I purposely waited until Big Daddy Drew put up his post at the same time.
/read between the lines
Um. Which one do I read / comment first?
But Cardinals fans don't just care about the game! They care about the players. As people.
Unless they have a substance abuse problem and didn't start much last year.
Jeanne Zelasko mourns the tickler...
Considering what happened to Josh Hancock, I'd say Speizio got off easy.
St. Louis Cardinals: MLB :: Cincinnati Bengals : NFL
Wow!! There is an Underground to The Underground.
Ooooh, next run a story about the shady recruiting tactics of [name redacted] and the NCAA's found out he paid each recruit the past two years $15,000 to play at Illinois! Then make a post admitting that GSTF was actually ghost-written by Rick! Then let's all take turns crank-calling Leitch during his vacation and telling him the NFL has announced the floundering Buzzsaw franchise will be contracted before next season!
Anarchy!
Regular daddy is gonna be soooo pissed.
@bizzo5000: We'll have a maid clean all this shit up before his plane lands, don't worry.
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That Rick is so sly, his brilliant plan is actually working.
No one else noticed. Maybe the F$^KING DREW F*@K was too loud? If I may join in
RED BIRDS SUCK! GIVE TORONTO ALBERT PUJOLS & (insert 2nd baseman) AS WELL!!!
JUAN GONZALEZ IS FINISHED! ANKIEL IS OVERRATED! NO ONE CAN HEAR ME!
I notice he didn't mention any absence of illegality with the White Sox. We all just assumed rampant cheating went on with Luzinski & Joel Skinner, now we have proof.
Rick, don't be silly. Daddy won't be back until Sunday. You'll be fired by Monday morning.
Why is it that I have such a strong image of Will suddenly sitting up in his chaise lounge, slowly looking around and, very jedi-like, saying, "I sense a deep disturbance within the force..."?
Don't worry, Rick, you are Penske material. You are aware...
@buttons:
Cat in the Hat: Are you sure you don't want me to clean up this mess? You're parents might be mad.
Young Peter Griffith: Nah, it'll be funny....
Rick,
It has been fun reading you over the past two years. Please do find a way to let us know where you wind up after what is sure to be an ugly dismissal.
Jerkwheat
Maybe Speez and Rick will be able to take turns holding place in the unemployment line while the other goes off to use the bathroom (and/or sob uncontrollably).
Hell, after last year, I'm convinced that LaRussa thinks he's a freaking football coach. Or a jockey, after about 14 cosmos.
?????
"There isn't anything that we didn't actively and proactively attempt to do it right."
Actively and proactively?? That's pretty damn active.
who wants to see me hit some dingers?
Being the same Mike that met Will before game 7 of the 2006 NLCS in GSTF that:
veered into Cardinal history, our favorite players, the games we were there to see in person, the heartbreakers, Willie McGee, everything.
where oh where did that happy Mike go and where did those teams go? The comparison to the Bengals makes me want to cry.
@McNutty: Proactively? Isn't that ow Jessica Simpson fights acne?
I'll hide you in the attic, Rick.
A glitch in the Matrix?
I'm freaking out, man!!!
I'd comment on this post, but I don't want my name associated with it. You take the bullet yourself, Rick
uh oh
Juan Encarnacion doesn't see what the big deal is.
postjack
Holy shit - I'm listening to end of the Fla Balt baseball game on mlb.com, and they just wrapped it up by playing the Chris Berman "2-2-2" bit.
The ghost of Josh Hancock haunts us!
What tha? This post keeps coming and going and I woke up with my underwear on backwards. I'm confused.
@The Count of Monte Fisto: +1. Horrible yet exactly the type of humor I enjoy. I will see you in hell.
The real question is how long do the Nats wait before signing Spiezio?
/beating everyone to the punch before the obvious comment is made
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@Foo Fighters - The Pretenders: Oh Boy. I'm in shit now.
But not as big in shit as Rick is gonna be for breaking Deadspin's Space-Time Continuum.
Someone killed the post and Rick would not be denied his insubordination.
I believe LaRussa when he implies that he doesn't think driving under the influence is a crime. Actually, that would explain a lot.
@Chief Wahoo: (Kevin Bacon in front of the Food King): "All is well!"
@Mannys Acta:
SteakGrowsonDmitri: the fuck is a spiezio
What did you expect from LaRussa? Clearly, the man is unbalanced. For Christ's sake, LaRussa thought his performance as the rabbit in "The Mad Hatter" was transcendent.
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How can we really take seriously anything this guy says?
"Heeeey, where my Cardinals post go?
Oh, here it is, back up you go l'il feller."
@Burning_River: He's hopped up on goofballs! Goofballs!
@Peter Cavan: Or Wild Turkey. Or Both.
@Rick Chandler: Let's hope this turns out better for you than for him.
I'd hate to see you married to Kyra Sedgewick.
with Ryan Franklin, Ankiel, Troy Glaus, and now Juan Gonzalez, it's obvious Tony Larussa is an HGH dealer.
/still bitter from 2006
Did anyone else click on the continue link earlier and the post disappear? I thought it really self-destructed.
I can just picture Rick sliding across the floor in his socks and underwear now. The good news for him is he gets to bang some hooker after driving wills car into Lake Michigan.
Rick! Jerk!
No, I kid: I thought Burwell's story was outstanding, and I simply didn't get around to posting it.
If you'll excuse me: These fruity beverages aren't going to drink themselves.
the Torre Defense is alive and well....
With the passion of a baseball man and the arguments of a lawyer - he's both -
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LaRussa is a lawyer? No kidding? Wow! Hey, where's Jerome Bettis from?
/s/ the last ignorant sports fan in the northern hemisphere