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Despite being named in the Mitchell Report, having his older brother die in a motorcycle accident in January and dealing with a reality where being dealt to the Astros is an upgrade, Miguel Tejada can't really curse the heavens just yet. After all, he's still married to the stunning Alejandra, who in the past year has become a spanish-language pop star with a second album already announced for later this year.
UmpBump has a gallery of pictorial salaciousness.
I wonder if, like Rafael Palmeiro, she's let Miggy stick a steroid needle in her butt?
Comments
Dude, that's a dude.
"Needle in the butt" joke in 3... 2... 1...
@She Blinded Me With Violence: you're already late.
@TebowWearsJorts: there's something...off about her face.
I'm going to go with "Yes" for two thousand, Alex.
Who let Kenny Smith dress in drag again?
"Okay, Mrs. Tejada, we're ready for your photo shoot. Just sit still, like that... perfect."
"Wait! I can't find my hoop earrings."
"Do ... do you really need them?"
"Yes! I need to use something."
"Well, I have a couple of Mike Gravel political campaign buttons."
Nothing shits up an outfit like a wide red plastic belt
/threadjack
I currently hate the CBS affiliate in Lincoln, Nebraska...instead of watching my beloved Jayhawks play I get wonderful boys high school state championship action. Yes I don't really care to watch Beatrice take on Elkhorn thank you very much.
/end threadjack
and no...
My initial response: Ack ack ack. thpppppt.
Hubby's intial response: What the hell is that?
It looks scary that her forehead is as smooth as her belt. She is wielding a serious pair of DSLs, though, so I can see men approving based on that alone.
@TebowWearsJorts: Much better than the expected "Martin Lawrence in drag" joke...
@Becky_MI: I don't know what DSL's are, but as they said in 'Deliverance': "She shore has a purty mouth".
@Chief Wahoo: Spot on, friends. DSLs=Dick Sucking Lips... this isn't common vernacular?
@Signal to Noise: Oh. Well, I should have gone with the much more original intial comment I was going to make and say...
No.
@She Blinded Me With Violence: INITIAL comment. Fucking literacy.
Absolutely, yes.
@Becky_MI: Yeah, I just wanted you to say it. Hee hee.
stop the player hating on this girl - she's hot as fucking HELL!!!
That's obviously the black chick from Reno 911
I take that back, she looks more like the chick from Love and Basketball as well as Nip/Tuck
Just checking in with a capital YES!
For the Astros's sake, maybe she'll appear on "The Farm" next season
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If that's a man then I need to take a long look at myself because I would wax that ass like Rain Dance.
Stop the hate.
She looks like Aaliyah.
Soooooo hot, want to touch the heiny...
Yes. A lot.
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