Buster was kicked out of an orphanage at age 10 for eating too much.

He was then promptly sold by Mr. Bumble.

Finding the Brett Favre Sports Illustrated in Wisconsin is not easy because I burned all of them.

Finding size 32 pants in Wisconsin is also not easy.

To find the Brett Favre S.I. in Wisconsin, you have to roll up your sleeves, hold your breath and really dig into those fat rolls.

I renamed that show FRIDAY NIGHT SHIT.

/high-fives self

And where were these Friday Night Lights fans when Shasta McNasty needed them? NOWHERE!

* Thou shalt not become head coach for the Detoit Lions.

Its been 50 years since a Lion head coach has regained that title in another NFL franchise...

Oh Brent, if you could have only done something other than dunk while you were at Michigan, maybe you wouldn't be living life in the D.

Ah, professional sports. The only way a guy that looks like a Slovak Clay Aiken can get a girl like that. Well played, Hossa, well played.

So Brent Petway's point is what? That he can pull off D-League quality versions of Dwight's dunks?

At least he's got that going for him.

@SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: I call it, HOLY GOD MINKA KELLY IS HOT.

Expecting a city named after a whale's vagina to go fuck itself is being a bit unrealistic isn't it?

don't ban me bro.

I can't believe "Friday Night Lights" lives on while the XFL's grave isn't even marked...

What's Brent Petway?

About 230 pounds. Nice.

So if they do the D-League vs NBA skills competition, will the NBA guys get to use 8 foot hoops too?

Now they can go back to bitching about "Arrested Development."

/ducks

@Yostal: Too bad he didn't get any coaching. Lester Abram wishes he'd have at least been as good at basketball when he was done as he was when he came in. Again, no coaching.

Tommy can't even cheat right now.

Those who love "Friday Night Lights" so much can finally stop bugging the rest of us about it

Pfft. Like The Big Lead would ever stop being annoying.

Wisconsonites have no word for "moderation"

@Yinka Double Dare: Wish he cheated when he coached us.

Ha, I got the Favre magazine Sunday night.

I'm working my way through season one but I've heard nothing but bad things about season 2, and now I'm afraid to watch it.

@Proverbial: *rimshot*