That looks way too much like my sister.
Way too much. Not that I picture siblings in their underwear.
Don't judge me.

Dude, No (clothed BJ acceptable).

When the top blue dot is that much smaller than the lower blue dot, most guys here would give that a "Dude, No".

Yes. I would. Thank you for asking.

Yes. & I can't wait for MAXIM to offer her a cool 100 g, or however much is scale, to disrobe for the magazine. She is oh, so much better than the cheese-bras at Lambeau for the NFC Championship.

Dude, Sure what the hell

Now that is something I can get behind...

and under

You promised me nudity.

"That looks way too much like my sister."

It's not her. Your sister has a birthmark on her right hip in the shape of a trapezoid. It's an uncanny resemblance, though.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tiffany May.
[www.hcso.tampa.fl.us]
5'5" and 115? Someone's fibbing on their license.

Dude, yes.

Looks like decent ass under that flag.

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: Yeah, that's a good size fib. But still cute in the mugshot.

The CONCACAF U-23 tournament is a qualifier for the Olympics.

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price: They include her address out there on the web?

Well, may make it easier for Maxim to find her.

@Signal to Noise: Looks like former (?) Playboy model & Liberator Love-boost promotional model "Carlotta Champagne". & yes, I'd still do her.

From the on-field picture, I thought she looked like Paige Greenberg, which makes it a "dude, yes" situation. After the mugshot, the resemblance to Ms. Greenberg is gone, but I'd still give her my "stamp of approval," or somesuch other double entendre.

@JB*: Wow. I knew the Deadspin audience was really, really white, but damn...

@Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price:

And you offered to take her case in exchange for...?

BTW, there's video of the pitch invasion at FanHaus.

@JB*: That they do.

And, after all being said, since she's no doubt googling herself this morning, feeling all proud. One e-mail and I'm sure we can take care of that silly trespassing charge when it goes in front of Judge Rice.

@UkraineNotWeak: A cut of the Maxim spread and promising me she'll put some clothes on for court.

Where did Landon Donovan get the cape?

@Permanent4: +1
A conversation my best black friend and I once had at a strip club...

Me: Damn, she's hot.
Him: Yeah, she's sexy, but she has small tits.
Me: But look a that ass!
Him: Are you sure you're not black?

Highest compliment I've ever been paid.

So, yes, absolutely.

Dude, yes...

Good mugshot.

Needs more ariola.

Dude, yes.

At least she didn't have Golden Palace.com across her back.

I can't ssem to find "cup size" on the arrest report.

@Permanent4: Ha! I was, um, thinking the same thing. I'd like to dump my junk in that can... or something like that.

When the top blue dot is that much smaller than the lower blue dot, most guys here would give that a "Dude, No".

Some of us aren't nearly as discriminating.

Dude, yes.

Next time, though, she'd better be naked. Clothed streakers. You need a Morgana level rack to get away with that one.

Guy, and with a 2 x 4 tied to my ass and an aqualung, maybe.

i know Tampa is in the south but on the police report it says "Ethnicity: N" ... i think the correct term is "Ethnicity: AA"

Ron & Fez Noon to 3

"Well, I'd expect these kinds of shenanigans at a Major League Lacrosse match...but not here!"

/backup plan

I'd tap that while she sleeping on a plane.

you'd all hit it,

.....with your fucking lies.

needs more ether on that flag

I've hit worse.

Um, she's a yes. Sports fan, obviously willing to do crazy things, junk in the trunk..

its not about doing her, its about how many times.

........Actually, come to think of it... have I hit better?

No one who's actually been "hoggin'" would even consider that lady slightly porcine...

Yes, I've hogged it up. Yes, I've I've hagged it up. Yes, I'm a man-pig with raging boner at least 2 hours of the day. And, finally, well you know I'd hit that till it spit back...

Definitely yes. I've done MUCH worse.