Last night, while preparing for today's tournament lunacy and trying to find a picture of Mississippi Valley State's logo (he is Ming, and he is merciless), our phone rang. We didn't have time to answer it, so 20 minutes later, we checked our messages. It was Bob Costas. He wanted to discuss, on record, his comments from last week. We called him back and talked for about 20 minutes. Samplings of the interview follow.
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Did you just become aware of the fervor about your comments?
Yes, I've been on vacation, and just saw [Sunday]. I noted that many of the comments expressed disappointment. I wanted to clarify and amplify my points, not backtrack or apologize or anything.
All right. So did the Miami Herald story quote you correctly?
Yes, the quotes were accurate, but it didn't have everything I said. Barry Jackson [the reporter] is an good reporter, but that wasn't everything I said. He, and everyone who was at the [charity auction], knew that I wasn't condemning everyone.
So, feel free to clarify.
I don't have any problem at all with the mainstream media being challenged or supplemented by new media. No entity has a monopoly over good writing from a valid point of view. In that sense, the more the merrier. In fact, many bloggers, on numerous subjects, sports included, are talented, humorous and bring fresh perspectives.
My commentary was aimed solely at a portion of Internet sports discourse, an unfortunately large portion, that consists of nothing more than potshots, ad hominem arguments, ignorance and invective. No one who is familiar with the general tone of public discourse, whether it be sports, politics, whatever, can honestly deny that much. It comes from that direction.
I was absolutely not saying that most or all bloggers were losers. It just seems so often that commenters use insults in the place of arguments. Is there a lot out there that's also well-written? Or course. But forgive me for not placing the exact same value on an comment on a political blog that I would to something said by Ted Koppel. Sure, they have the equal value in a voting booth. But you have to assume that if you've done something reasonable well for an extended period of time, you have some notion of what you're talking about.
So you don't think anyone who writes a blog or comments online is a "get-a-life loser?"
Some have inferred that I have this elitist view, and that I think only people who have been somehow "certified" have the right to comment on sports. It shouldn't be confused with somehow being superior. If you opened up anything to large numbers of participants, you'd find some real gems in there. But you'd have a lot of muck to sift through. I do think newspapers' comment boards need to have the same sort of standard they'd have for a letter to an editor. It's possible they just don't have the manpower for that, though. I do think I made a good point [in the Herald story], but it's only part of what I think.
Do you read blogs?
I look at some baseball blogs, Baseball Prospectus and what-not. Sometimes I'll see something funny in The Onion, and I've recently been looking more at your site since your book came out. It's a generational thing, though. I would do well to download music, but that's just not something I do. It's not my natural first impulse. I still love to pick up a newspaper in the morning.
We think the tipoff for people being angry was the "basement" line. Everyone's a little tired of that line.
Yes, well, that might have lapsed a bit into cliche.













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Costas could't find perspective if someone dropped him into Rosie O'Donnell's pussy.
But you have to assume that if you've done something reasonable well for an extended period of time, you have some notion of what you're talking about.
Umm, Bob? See Thomas, Isiah cross referenced with Coach or GM
Bob Costas, put on the backburner for a Google Image Search of "Delta Devils". How gauche.
"So you don't think anyone who writes a blog or comments online is a "get-a-life loser?"
No, just the get-a-life losers...
The rest of us are golden.
Fair points, and a reasonable explanation. I take back my taking back of my "approve", take back my "disapprove" and reaffirm my "approve".
Will, please adjust vote count accordingly.
and the pendulum swings again.
The same thing happened to me last night, except it was the gas company.
I'm slightly more terrified of Costas in that picture than Ming.
+1 Bob, for the phone call. But, I just want it to be clear. Is Bob calling us Gems or Mucks?
...It just seems so often that commenters use insults in the place of arguments.
What kind of shit is that?
I'm glad that you didn't hit him with a "Yeah, but you're still short!" retort. I think that would have been one of those ad honeybun arguments that he was talking about.
Yes, well, that might have lapsed a bit into cliche.
We commenters specialize in that. Lapsing into cliche.
When did you get certified, Will?
That is the creepiest picture of Costas. Especially if you picture him surrounded by bigfolk.
@Gourmet Spud: I disapprove of anyone that doesn't approve that comment.
So Baseball Prospectus is a blog now? And The Onion too? Do all old people think that "blogs" and "the internet" are interchangeable?
Comment #17! BOB COSTAS SUCKS!! WOO HOO!!
Mom, are my hot pockets done?!?!?!?
Nice vagineck.
Deadspin now officially has access and favor.
I do think I made a good point [in the Herald story]...
WELL I DON'T SO GO CRAP ON A LAZY SUSAN AND SPIN THAT SHIT
This could have all been avoided if he just admitted that the commenters in question frequent The Fanhouse and Yahoo Blogs.
You wrote a book?
I thought the guest lecturer series had been discontinued?
@TheTick: It's even creepier if you imagine Spitzer standing next to him, as they consider what "unsafe acts" they will soon perform. I think we've found Client No. 8.
When did Norv Turner get a face-lift?
@Barry Lutz: I'd argue, but Blog Explorer has encountered an error and is shutting down.
Bill Goldthorpe, if you can read this, the hit's off.
Where did you go for vacation, Costas? To visit the fam back at the chocolate factory? Sorry, but was that ad hominem a bit...cliche?
@blackheartededitor:
Access, maybe, but Bob sure wasn't doing Will any favors. Bob was doing himself a favor by trying to placate us, realizing the power we wield.
/not in my mom's basement
//right now
Bob here's got a job. Bob's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?
He was just scared that we were going to pool our resources and get Vince McMahon to tear him apart again.
Yes, I have to admit, I agree with Bob, and most of us are here because on some level, we do as well.
The Detroit Free Press comment section makes me sad.
@SEXY ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: Exactly. Is there really a difference?
I don't think there's a Cinderella this year, but if there is one it's Bob Costas.
"No entity has a monopoly over good writing for a valid point of view."
-ESPN would like to speak with you Mr. Costas.
I would do well to download music, but that's just not something I do.
He downloads tons of porn, though.
Costas kind of comes off like a cranky old man with a "stop playing that damn music so loud" air around him.
He's wearing a Sennheiser MK4 lavalier mic... must be nice! I can only afford the MK2 in my mom's basement.
Seriously, Bob, you're still 50x better than Gumbel. The squeaky one.
That's not Bob Costas. That's the portrait Costas keeps in his attic.
Hi Bob. Stop scanning the internet for scat porn.
@HebrewHammer: Not pictured: The announcer saying, "and the winner of the annual Save $5000- One Free night! raffle is....Client #8! Congratulations Bob!"
Yes - I am safe! According to the Bob Costas transitive equation, I don't have a basement: therefore I am not a loser.
Re: That photo
I never thought William Defoe was miscast as the Green Goblin till now.
So its okay for Bob to refer to commenters as "get a life losers",
But its not okay for me to use invective and ignorant comments.
Nice try Bob. I dislike you even more now.
But what does Bob think of Supermike?
FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! And your name is "you're wanting." And you can't play in a man's game. You can't close them. And you go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted! You hear me, you fucking faggots?
I plugged this whole interview into babelfish and this came out:
If you dig through a pile of shit, you are bound to find some whole kernels, but I prefer not to dig through a pile of shit to find the whole kernels.
@Christmas Ape: Duh: I've recently been looking more at your site since your book came out.
So the guy takes the time to actually respond to Will's piece by calling Will, being interviewed, and defending his position without backtracking and weaseling out of it. And, of course, the first three responses all rip into him ad hominem, including the phrase "Rosie O'Donnell's pussy".
Way to stay classy, Internets. I give Costas a lot of credit. It takes a big man to defend himself.
And by "man", I mean "midget". Bwaah haa haa!
I knew he could not be that short-sighted!
(I kid from a place of love! Really!)
Fuck. Just when I start to hate the guy, he actually takes the time to talk to Will and clarify his remarks.
I just can't quit you Bob!
is he talking about ME???
(this is supermike - i lost my previous account)
Bob, if you're reading this, where's my money? You got my money?!!! Don't keep dodging me, dude!!! I WANT MY MONEY!!!
@Big Daddy Drew: +1.
I'm such a fucking big fan of this Will Leitch character.
@Yostal: You guys have nothing on the comments section of our Kansas City Star. It's where racist idiots come together. Makes you want to kill yourself.
@fightonusc:
HEY! I didn't rip into him - I merely pointed out that Will was too busy playing on the Interwebs to answer the initial call.
I've recently been looking more at your site since Wyshynski started putting boobs in the NHL Closer.
/fixed
@Barry Lutz: that's exactly what I was thinking.
@Carlton_Whitfield: heh heh, +1.
@Yostal: Yep - pretty much spend any time at the ESPN, Fox Sports, or Yahoo Sports comments and you'd have to concede his point to some extent.
That being said - this post is dangerously short on dick jokes.
At least the man didn't backtrack out of his previous interview. Gotta give Costas props for that.
Someone call Conan O'Brien and check what the Costas-Heads think about this interview.
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