Dammit, this post broke the front page.

Judging by that first photo Cowboy Joe West likes what he sees.

Dale Murphy is appalled.

That's certainly a businessman's special.

Of course Jimmy E likes China. There's a giant wall he can run into at full speed.

There are Dale Earnardt fans in China?

So many yes's.

Those are some nice won tons.

cheer readers?

Hines Ward "smirre" assessment in 3...2...1...

Oops, there goes my shirt. Oh my.

The formation the cheerleaders are doing in the first photo is called "The Great Wall", right?

Strangely, I read this post and I'm hungry for more.

Edmonds was disappointed the cheerleaders were female.

Above: Yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no.

Below: Yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

o harrow rittre cheerreaders

@Lady Andrea: +1

Just six months ago, those girls were still in high school!

Um, yes, I'll take #3, please.

Come and join the Chinese National Baseball Cheerleading Squad!

We are masters at executing...the human pyramid! (Wink)

I go to baseball games to take a break from my Asian fetish.

Was the ending of the game happy as well?

They don't look all that coordinated, but they certainly seem enthusiastic.

Daisy Chain Line Spanking. This is why they got the Olympics, Damn it. They just get it.

是, 是, 是, 是, 是, 是, 是

That is a traditional Chinese dance to signify an unassisted groundout to the firstbaseman.

/scorebook humor

One from column A and one from column B? Don't mind if I do...

That's some serious hotpot.

Now THIS is a post I can get behind.

@Civil Negligence: Rice or noodles with that?

Get back in the kitchen and cook me some delicious Chinese food.
- Keith Hernandez

@TheTick: You gotta love that. You can really tell those girls are just happy to be alive.

With two in a bathroom stall, you get eggroll.

O AN THEY SEXY

Their cheerleading troupe is known as "The Abandoned Baby Girls".

Yellow fever? I've got the yellow plague!

Do the Tomahawk Chop Suey!

@Weed Against Speed: Goddamn! That was coldhearted. +10

Those pictures are great, but Ill probably want to see some more later.

@Chamomiles Davis: That says "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes", doesn't it?

/now I know Chinese!!

@MrMoustache: Internet sports geeks like Asian girls? There's a shocker.

How come the Beijing Deadspin Bureau isn't all over this story? Or, are they already all over it and that's why we don't have a post?

@MrMoustache: fuck...i'm engaged to one. Asian woman, not an internet sports geek.

@MrMoustache: fuck...i'm engaged to one.

Haha, wrong hole! Now I get the joke.

The "3" signifies the number of available inputs.

Tibet does not approve.

@The Fan's Attic: Ummm...I'm not sure how my earlier, less expository post was posted after my later more expository post. Nevertheless...TRIFECTA!

In China a "suicide squeeze" is when you jump in front of a tank.

@Sheepblog: But Tommy Lasorda does...disgustingly.

@Jefferson Short Bus:

Wow. +1.

I thought it was called the "Me Love You Long Line?"

In Communist China, you cheer leaders!

/It's been a long day

Countdown to Broncos cheerleading tryouts: less than 2 weeks. holla.

@McNutty: I feel like we've all learned something today.

When I first saw these photos, my penis made a Great Leap Forward.

altogether now...

WE GO IN FOR BALL HITTING SPORT! CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?

So many yes's.....not enough seed to spread around.

/bukkake dreamin

I would go wild on all of their sideways vaginas.