For the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the Deadspin Baseball Season Previews. Yes, baseball is awfully close now; it's spring training, after all.
Every weekday until the start of the season, a different writer will preview his/her team. We asked a gaggle of writers, from the Web, from print, from books, to tell us, in as many or as little words as they need, Where Their Team Stands. This is not meant to be factual, or dispassionate, or even logical: We just asked them to riff on why they love their team so much, or what their team means to them, or whatever.
Today: The New York Yankees. Your author is Amy Blair.
Amy Blair is a former columnist for The Black Table and now writes a weekly column for Eater. Her words are after the jump.
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My parents divorced in the early 1980s, and my father, seemingly having no idea what else to do with me when he had me for weekends, carted me off to the Bronx in a Ford Pinto with no air conditioning every other Saturday for a ballgame. The custody agreement granted me the Yankees and all the hot dogs I could eat, which seemed like a perfectly fair trade-off for, you know, domestic tranquility and what-not.
Back then the upper deck was vacant save for a spattering of old drunks and Yankee traditionalists. You could buy a ticket for $1.50, yet it was frequently so empty that I would be sent halfway around the stadium to fetch foul balls hit into sections where no one was sitting. This is difficult to imagine now. Of course, all I could think about was catching a homer off Dave Winfield. I don't mean to veer off too far into sentimentality; I am after all, the same person who punched a Red Sox fan outside of Yankees Stadium once, but this being the last year in the Stadium and all, well, it's getting me a little ... misty. (Isn't that precious; a sad Yankees fan!)
Not only is this the last season in Yankee Stadium, but it's looking to be a pretty big transition year for the Yanks all around. A lot hinges on Joe Girardi, since for the first time in eleven years someone other than Joe Torre will be managing the team. This is scary shit for Yankees fans, especially because I am still not entirely convinced that letting Torre walk away was the right decision (I know, I know, but we did, after all, see the postseason every year while he was coaching, along with that neat little prize of four World Series titles). But, like everybody else, I am completely over that debate (been there, done that). Not to mention the fact that I actually LIKE Girardi and think that New York is a great town for him as a manager. And anyway, if he shits the bed, we can always rely on the fact that the Steinbrenners will just buy us somebody better (ha haaa).
Our pitching staff is also in a major transition this season. Part of me is really excited about the possibilities, and part of me weeps when I think about the uncertainty. We are starting off a year in which, in a nutshell, half of our pitchers are too young and half of them are too old. Among the young ones, Philip Hughes looks like he should be flipping burgers at the Amarillo Checkers, Joba Chamberlain once weighed 290 pounds and looks suspiciously like he might decide to eat Latroy Hawkins (I have no idea who that is either), and Ian Kennedy is described as having all the tools of a — woohoo — #3 or #4 starter. The rest of the pitching staff is seemingly made up of a bunch of sixty-five year old retirees whom the Yankees scouted during a Bocce Ball tournament in Boca Raton. (Strangely, they're fan favorites). All that being said, it's the most promising and exciting (and yes, unpredictable) pitching staff we have seen in years.
As for the rest of the roster, nobody is really certain what the hell Robinson Cano is saying when he speaks, so who knows what's going on with him. And as we have all been told over and over again, there are a hundred other guys out there just as good as Melky Cabrera (lies, blasphemous lies!). Bobby Abreu, despite a slow start, still finished with his usual strong stats last year, and was deceptively solid and consistent over the second half of the season, providing every reason for the Yankees to exercise an option in his contract to bring him back. Jorge Posada had a career year, consistent from April through September, and shows no signs yet of slowing down, an amazing feat for a thirty-six year old everyday catcher. Johnny Damon showed up last year out of shape and was a mess for most of the first half. But he regained his place as one of the league's most effective leadoff men the second half of the season, and even reasserted his running abilities. Hell, even Shelly Duncan put on an electrifying display of power, and became a solid pinch-hitting option during the course of the year. And of course Jeter and A-Rod who are, and remain, Jeter and A-Rod. Everything should be fine and dandy, as long as Girardi doesn't let Giambi anywhere near first base.
But seriously, there is a youthful energy this spring that I have not felt since 1994 when Jeter, Williams, and Rivera were virtual unknowns. A large dose of uncertainty? Yes. But even so, it is undoubtedly nice to hang our hats again on homegrown young guys, and not the Kevin Browns and 'Roid Rockets of the world. Sure, the pitching issues, the new manager and the preseason brawl in Tampa Bay (didn't I mention that?) would probably equal very bad news for another team, but come on, this is the Yankees we're talking about. And wouldn't it just be so...Yankees-ish for us to win the World Series in our last year in our glorious old stadium? (Cue the booing, I can take it).
And if you aren't a Yankees fan, you can at least sleep well at night knowing that it wasn't your team that played a preseason game this year with Billy fucking Crystal. I'm still hurting from that one.












Comments
I was saying Boo-urns.
/HMoleman
You're not supposed to be so willing to accept abuse, or even ask for it. We can dish it out with ya asking for it.
Screw the Yankees!
/puts on Yankee Hater hat
Eater? I barely know her!
Nicely done. My first Yankee game was in 1978, Chambliss hit a walk-off HR to beat the Rangers. Added bonus, it was Yankee batting helmet day sponsored by Dellwood dairy.
Is there a "Fuck Da Yankees" girl ?
Shelly is a girl's name - HA HA!
/NMuntz
There are fuckin' bugs all over me! They're- they're not coming off!
@The Man with No Name: with = without.
asshat.
It's my birthday, cut me some slack.
As a Yankee fan, I find myself grasping at the "good mix of young and old" angle that resulted in the 1996 World Series Championship.
Of course, I don't have them making the playoffs, but part of that is selfishness, since I have tickets to the final regular season game against the Baltimore Angelos.
I once hit a 70 year old woman wearing an A-Rod jersey, but that's because I thought it was A-Rod. Definitely one of my finer moments.
aside from the first graf, was this written by bill conlin? is there a real preview in there or just a collection of cliff notes gleaned from joel sherman columns?
"A large dose of uncertainty? Yes."
Yes and no. It's pretty certain that the Yankees and their fans will continue to duel Red Sawx Nation for Douche-of-the-Year honors yet again.
I enjoyed the article. Especially the part where she punched the red Sox fan. Well done.
But to which Yankee would Amy Blair give a Smoky Tornado?
Wade Taylor + Jeff Johnson + Scott Kamenicki > Hughes + Joba + Kennedy
I caught a Mike McFarlane homerun sometime in the early 90's in the right field seats at the Stadium, I must've been 9 or 10. Royals 7 Yankees 0, one of the most brutal games I've ever been to.
Being a nutritious meal might be the most useful thing LaTroy Hawkings has ever done for a baseball team.
@The Teufel Shuffle: You just made me vomit all over my keyboard. I feel like a Mets fan when someone mentions Isringhausen, Pulsipher, Wilson. Or Alex Ochoa & Escobar.
I'll tickle your toes with a peacock's feather, Amy Blair.
+ Watch video
"But seriously..."
I wasn't aware she was being funny before that.
I love the Yankees, but I wish we could have had a better preview.
Whats going on with Robinson Cano is that he hits and fields baseballs exceedingly well.
YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!
My parents divorced in the early 1980s
Woah, woah, woah! This is Deadspin, not your psychiatrist's couch. Let's stick to the Yanks, please. Thank you.
Torre was actually managing all those years. I thought he just sat there and picked his nose.
Who knew?
Taylor and Johnson never pitched for the Yankees. I just pray those guys aren't the next Sam Militello. yankee fans from the early 1990's know who I'm talking about.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
One bit of good news for the Yankees faithful, we all hate Red Sox fans more now.
@UpstateUnderdog: or Bobby Munoz
@funsy49: you should have been here last year when she described being a Yankee fan as taking the best dump one can ever have. Pitchforks and torches were brought out in response.
But even so, it is undoubtedly nice to hang our hats again on homegrown young guys
A-Rod, Damon, Giambi, Abreu, Matsui, Mussina and (yes) Pavano probably equal or surpass the total salary of half the teams in the Majors.
@UpstateUnderdog:
What about me??
-Brien Taylor
@UpstateUnderdog: or Domingo Jean. Sadly, Taylor & Johnson started about 40 games in the Stump Merrill era.
Even when they're "down", Yankee Fan is arrogant.
Reminds me a lot of kansas Fan.
Could do without both.
Tommy Shaw and Ted Nugent approve of this post.
Except the Nuge wishes there was something about hunting in it.
Joba Chamberlain once weighed 290 pounds and looks suspiciously like he might decide to eat Latroy Hawkins
Until Farnsworth threw him over his imaginary turnbuckle.
@UpstateUnderdog:
I remember when George rushed Jose Rijo up to the majors in 1984 in order to match Doc Gooden with the Mets. Almost destroyed his career. Took until he got to the Reds to recover.
For what the Yankees did for us here at VT yesterday, I hope they win the whole thing.
The Red Sox would have boycotted it until the ACC declared Boston College the league champs for the upcoming season.
I don't believe a word of this.
Oh, I see: Amy Blair. My mistake.
@The Teufel Shuffle: like I said they never pitched for the Yankees, either did Melido Perez
/trying to repress Yankee memories from 1990-1993
@UkraineNotWeak: also trying to forget that.
Fuck the Yankees.
Thank you, I feel much better now.
Too many parentheses.
Not a bad preview. Shame on you for not knowing who Latroy Hawkins is though. The Yanks always roughed him up as a Twin.
Since this is the Yankees fan childhood diary.... This was my first game I remember at the stadium. The Sox scored 9 runs in the first two innings and then the Yanks responded for 11 in the 3rd. They later won in extra innings and my father caught a foul ball hit by Wade Boggs and gave it to me. I remember fans in the Upper Deck lighting the tips of paper airplanes and throwing them at the people down below.
Quite the fun day for a 6 year old.
@UpstateUnderdog:
Good times. I well remember walking up to the box office on opening day, 1991 and buying two good seats right behind 3rd.
The "Hensley Meulens" years were good ones to be a Red Sox fan in NY. Thanks for the reminder.
@Jefferson DArcy: my first game
[www.baseball-reference.com]
@hector villanueva's posse: That's Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens, sir.
You punched a red sox fan, I flipped off an 8 year old yankee fan.
Classy bunch we got here.
@Tracy Ham and Eggs: I thought that Yankees fans didn't care about the Red Sox.
DO NOT WANT
/can get from tWWL
As a general rule I'm a fan of all things Blair. But the second I saw the word "Yankees" the blinding hatred took over, and that was pretty much that. So, um, what did this say?
/typical Met fan
No offense to Ms. Blair, but maybe next year, ask a Yankee blogger who will give a real preview instead of a recap of last season to write this one. That's the second year in a row of a subpar preview for the Yanks.
G-d I love being a Yankees fan. The hate only makes us stronger.
@Chad Sexington: Yeah, it's amazing what a little hate and one hundred and fifty million dollars in payroll can achieve.
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