roleplay night with Coach K

It's a bad idea to get an errection at work anyway.

No 'Nightmare Fuel' tag?

No 'Masturbation Fantasy Fuel' tag for Brady Quinn?

I really hope that's a remote control he's got in his left hand.

Why is he holding a maxi-pad?

Well, Tampa chamber of commerce, you got room for one more?

/Packs bags

PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY.

At least this explains why there were no upsets last night. No one wanted to encourage him.

I just Oedipus'ed my self.

Carolina Blue, Dookie V? Shame on you sir.

Well that made me forget the NHL closer pretty quick.

ohgodpleaseletitbemidnightsoon

Why is Queen Elizabeth II promoting NCAA basketball?

@Weed Against Speed: must...kill...the Queen...

It's crossdressing , baby!!!

The round renowned

It's like horrific Dr. Seuss.

The image was nasty, scary, and vile
After its viewing your dick will spew bile

I guess I'll be skipping my midday wank.

I'm flying into Tampa in [checks watch] 12 hours. Do I have time to change my flight to, um, anywhere else?

Apparently, the slippers do fit--on Vitale.

Thank you for that Will!

So... what's the easiest way to clean vomit off a computer keyboard? Anyone?

As an editor, I'm almost as offended by the weird use of unnecessary em-dashes.

@MoBot: You and me both.

The face of the media of college basketball, folks.

I hope Garrison Carr has been binding his feet.

@Phony Gwynn:

He was unnecessary
Not remotely vital
Especially when he's
dressed for a gay porn recital

/stops now

MY EYES....ZEE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

@UkraineNotWeak: +1. Flawless.

One second after viewing this photo, my penis screamed like a lobster in a boiling pot and fled inward. At the moment it is wrapped around my small intestine and refuses to come out. Any ideas on how to fix this?

@shea_guevara: Glad someone else noticed.

Nice to see Oscar DeLaHoya's agenct finally got a new client.

Is that an A-line with a capital 'A' baby?

"That's gay, man."

-Ricky Williams

Yeah, the site couldn't undergo a server problem or design revamp when Will decided to put this up. Great.

Wow, that broad's never gonna lose her V.

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen."

/cITYmOURGE1996

@Chamomiles Davis: Start with the pic of AShley Judd from yesterday, then progress to the puck bunnies feature from this morning.

Repeat until penis emerges.

Dear. God. No.

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

And, of course, "no".

@FredGarvin: OK... I think we're going to make it. Thanks, Fred!

Nightmare Ant has nothing on Crossdressing Vitale.

I guess Dick's middle name is "Tucker."

"WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME! I'D FUCK ME HARD, BABY!"

Better looking woman: Dickie V or Mitch Albom?