I think he meant "RICK ANKIEL WILL HIT 40 MILES PER HR ON THE RADAR GUN"

That's preposterous!!!

No way Furcal swipes 31 this year with Torre at the helm.

I think he meant "RICK ANKIEL WILL HIT 40 HOMELESS RADICALS LOITERING UNDER THE ARCH"

That's after you Windexed the screen clean, right Leitch?

I think if my Bogut was Redd I would see a doctor.

If "HR" stands for "Haitian Refugees", then I concur. Sorry Wyclef.

He meant career, not this season.

Matthew does know that Rick won't be injecting the Horse testosterone this year, right?

Why don't you guys believe him? He's totally qualified to ... oh, I'm sorry - I thought that said Bald Predictions.

Also in Breaking News:
- Michael Jackson will open a successful chain of child day care centers.
- Tom Brady buys a pack of condoms.
- Reverend Wright likes white people.

Does that include AAA stats?

Matthew is just taking a swipe at Harold Reynolds. "Rick Ankiel will hit 40 (Annies), HR. Beat that."

I'm feeling so much better about drafting Ankiel in LazyBall 2.0

There's an ESPN 2 now?!?!!?!!

I think this is Berry's idea of an April Fool's Day joke. Just like his fantasy predictions, he was way off.

Clearly "FOR THE REST OF HIS CAREER COMBINED" was cut off the bottom.

What, exactly, makes a fantasy expert? Where's this Berry character's wizard hat?

He meant "allow", not "hit".

Andrew Bogut went 16 and 17 last night?!?!? I can't believe it!

Jamie Moyer will average 10.28 K/9
Elijah Dukes will impregnate someone of legal age.
Tony LaRussa will consume a non-alcoholic beer.
Billy Wagner will be clutch down the stretch.

I've got 25 games this year in the 8th row, left-center blechers at Busch. If Roy Hobbs hits 40, at least a few of those should go to opposite field.

This was also ESPN's featured comment of the day, so take it with a grain of salt Leitch.

He'll probably bat .250, but the kid's got power. He's crushing them in spring training. If Larussa keeps him in the lineup, there's no reason he can't post 40 bombs.

I don't think there will be any kind of suspicious drop in his production at all.

Rick Ankiel will hit 40 HR... for some minor league team.

@Jay L.: You forgot that he stopped taking HGH

In Memphis, maybe. Or in between his nightmares.

Is "40 HR" a euphemism for the back of a parked truck on the interstate while high and drunk?

40 HR = 40 Huge Rectums

They call it fantasy for a reason.

John, Luke, and Mark all think Ankiel will hit 14, tops.

Why don't you believe ESPN Fantasy Baseball can be played for free?

@Tuffy: What's even better is that when you play for free, everyone gets Funny Lindsay Lohan Pictures!

Ankiel? He was in some book I just read about a lonely Midwestern boy. Wearing his jersey around NYC, looking for other people in similar attire, saying hi to them, and then throwing their cold dead bodies in the Hudson. Or am I misremembering

I think Matthew also predicted that Dante Culpepper will lead a resurgence in Miami.

Last year 5 guys hit 40 plus HR