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...because screaming at your television screen during ATH is not enough...

I give it a week, tops.

But all the comments would just make him more famous.

/obligatory.

@Civil Negligence: and if we can get it up to 12 commenters, Bob Costas might call you a loser

I say: Mariotti's a terrible douchebag writer.
Mariotti says: So?

On my signal, unleash hell.

@Suss--: Thankfully, none of those buttons work.

@SlickBomb: I really don't think it is needed. The regular Sun-Times readers seem angry enough at Mariotti already.

Live commenting on Mariotti articles and Curt Schilling has a few months with nothing to do.

Glorious.

I'm glad to see LADYVICTORYUSA has already stopped by to comment.

@TheStarterWife: ah Mariotti, the Dan Shaughnessy of the fly-over states.

Personally I think Mariotti is one of those people who has a sick fetish when people call him names. If you really want to drive him nuts call his articles insightful and intelligent.

Ozzie Guillen just leaned back in his chair, cracked his knuckles, and exhaled in a weird mix of rage and ecstacy.

"There's a lot of great sports columnists, but if I had to pick one it would be Jay Mariotti."
- Jay Mariotti Featured Comment of the Day

Wouldn't it be better if nobody left a comment? I think that would sting him worse.

Hate to say this, but....I agree with that entire column.

/Brewers fan

Whoever left him the Billy Madison line, bravo.

"Let's have people leave Comments on Mariotti's column,"
is the newest tag line for "Bad Idea Jeans."

@Carlton_Whitfield: Thank You. Haha.

@DeepFriar: Frankly, Jay is probably even more hated than the CHB. The CHB only inflicts himself on New England. Mariotti is on ESPN.

Jay Mariotti is about the only thing that gives common ground to Cubs and White Sox fans. We all think he sucks.