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We reported earlier that the attached poster involved a party that Pac Man Jones was hosting. This was not, in fact, true. The club itself has even apologized, in an email to Pro Football Talk:
"This is KAY-P contacting you on behalf of Club Nite concerning an event that was suppose to feat. Pacman Jones. We are apologizing to him and his family for the misunderstanding. We were informed by a false represenatives who lied to us saying that they could book Pacman Jones. After getting in contact with the real represenatives we discovered that Pacman Jones was not aware his name was advertised for an event and we also found out that he was not even accepting offers to host events. Again we would like to apologize to Pacman Jones, his fan and family.")
It can't be easy being Pac Man Jones. Even when you don't do anything wrong, people try to make other people think you did.
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Moreland Ave. and Custer? why I nearly bought a summer home there. lovely breezes in the afternoon.
Needs to be bigger, can't find Pacman
Oh yeah.
THIS will end well.
Why do I get a sudden mental image of Slim Pickens riding an atom bomb?
When did Malcom Jamaal Warner start endorsing Grey Goose?
"Um, yeah, can I have a Belvedere on the rocks?"
/music stops
Elijah Dukes just RSVP'd via text.
Those colors... those fonts... is it? It is! That's from Cheap Ass Flyers!
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The National Street League's logo would make an awesome championship signet ring.
I see they spared no expense by going to Cheap Ass Flyers for the invitations.
@Sex-Panther: And Moesha too!!!!
"Young Spoaty?" I think that might be a misspelling. And I can't be sure, but I think "We Gon Make It Rain" isn't grammatically correct. But my sentence diagramming skills are rusty.
I'm surprised they can afford to allow ladies to drink free, given their selection of the highly reputable firm "CHEAP ASS FLYERS" for their designing and printing needs.
Ladies...
Good to see that they went with the ever popular "Cheap Ass Flyers" for their printing needs.
"Oh no, young lady, you are not going with your friends to attend a party hosted by Pac Man Jones."
"But Dad, Young Spoaty will also be hosting!"
"Well...okay. But I want you home by 2:00 a.m.! None of this six in the morning business..."
@Camp Tiger Claw: Pssh. I know, right?
I went to high school with a Young Spoaty, I wonder if this is the same fellow.
@Peter Cavan: But `Ladies is ok?
So THATS were Mase went. I guess that whole Pastor thing didn't work out.
Last year I couldn't get in because I didn't have the requisite fresh kicks.
Wasn't "We Gon" a member of the Ghostbusters?
Cheap Ass Flyers is a subsidiary of Cheap As Free Toys.
Luckily, I have the first pick in my National Street League Fantasy League, I'm torn between Pacman and Maurice Clarett.
Dear Mr. Jones and Mr. Spoaty,
What is the dress code for said party?
Sincerely,
John Clayton
Damn, I ain't gon be able to make it.
You stay classy, Grey Goose.
I wonder where they got this flyer from?
And I guess William Hung wasn't available.
I'm surprised they're going to Cheap Ass Flyers, seeing as they're sponsored by Money.
Pac Man Jones = the gift that keeps on giving.
Can you imagine how big of a bummer it would be if Pac Man was forced to hold his parties at this place now?
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Pants party anyone?
@Garanimal Logic:
Dude, it's obviously collard shirts.
@Crookednose: don worry. been der dundat
Who parties on Sunday?
A first I thought someone hijacked Deadspin before I scrolled down to see the text.
God bless you Dallas, you just may kill Ed Werder.
Hey, that's "former NWA/TNA Tag Team Champion Pac-Man Jones" to you.
Dave Chappelle wants to know if this party will be occurring in slow motion.
The party is a fitting end to this weekend's National Street League draft. Excuse me, I need to find out which thugs are moving up Melle Mel Kiper, Jr.'s big board.
If Pac Man makes it rain, do the ladies of Club Blaze get to keep the money or is it just for show? I don't want any confusion this time.
Unfortunately, Maurice Claret will not be attendance to help everyone get their goose on as he is busy doing 6 to 10.
Let's see....party ends at six, which is eight my time. It will probably take an hour for news of how this whole thing ended to hit the wire. Also, it's a Monday, so it will probably take Will about 15-30 to throw up a post. Okay, put me down for news of the criminal charges breaking at 9:27 EST on Monday.
I hear Shyne is getting a furlough to make a special appearence.
I hope no one notices that I'm wearing the same collard shirt from last year.
Do I have to wear a "collard" shirt?
@Camp Tiger Claw: Having visited Dundat's myspace, they seem to have used CHEAP ASS FLYERS services in the past.
Perhaps they have some sort of reward points program.
Ms. Manners says that since the Belevedere is gratis, nice crystal tumblers would make a lovely hostess gift.
Do you think they will let Jerry Jones drink for free?
@Matt_T: touche'
@MattinglysSideburns:
Obviously you have never been to a Jewish wedding.
Also, more likely to be heard during this party:
A) Throw some D's on that bitch!
B) Everybody in this bitch gettin' tipsy!
C) To the window! To the walls! Till the sweat drops down my balls!
D) Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy and Superman dat ho!
E) Stand next to this money like "EY! EY! EY!"
F) The voice of a single white vocalist
G) A through E
They should have spelled out "Road" on "Custer Road." Or is it too much to expect a little AP Style out of Cheap Ass Flyers?
@MattinglysSideburns: Good question. I hope they make it to church services. After all Sunday is the Lord's day.
Shall I bring the Pat Boone records?
@UpstateUnderdog: Not in attendance: James Harrison
And thus the first Atlanta Pants Party of 2008 was born. I'll be wearing mine below waist, to try to fit in with the crowd.
@MattinglysSideburns: Soon-to-return-from-suspension NFL Players? Maybe that should be soon-to-be-suspended-again NFL Players.
@BigTenObsession: Don't laugh, man. They actually make shirts out of collards in Alabama.
Nite Lite said the heavy duty curtain separating this from my wedding reception is more than adequate.
I trust them.
@Secret Identity: It's actually H: "Six confirmed casualties so far..."
The Clinton Campaign has demanded that Obama apologize for this event, and disavow his relationship with everyone involved.
/Wonketted
You know, there are much more affordable ways to get shot in Atlanta.
Party 'til 6AM is so limiting. The really cool people promise to party until "?".
@DeepFriar: I have a feeling there's going to be a decent amount of ectoplasmic residue on the walls of this place come Monday morning.
Dana Jacobsen just RSVP'd for the Goose.
Will attending this party make me, in fact, da shit?
@Camp Tiger Claw:
"Say...has anybody seen Nana?"