Hey, did you guys know that Jon Lester had cancer?

What you missed while your sports life went down the shitter last night between Syracuse and the Buffalo Sabres

So......Braves start Sunday night!

@Afino: Jeebus, how did Syracuse loose that game last night? Up 17 with 8 minutes to go. I turned it off and was stunned when I saw UMass won.

Do you think any of the Red Sox or A's went out last night looking for the vending machines that dispense the panties? Because if like I went to Japan, I would so do that.

@Afino: @Dead Wrestlers Society:

Physically talented Syracuse team but perhaps the dumbest basketball IQ wise teams I've seen in the past twenty years. How they lost this game is the same way they lost the Pitt game 2-3 weeks ago. Poor decisions on the court, poor turnovers, poor free throw shooting down the stretch. Throw in a bunch of missed layups and bad defense down the stretch due to running out of gas due to lack of depth. All I know is next season, I don't want to see Paul Harris handle the ball in a big situation at the end of any game. He's just a turnover machine. As Boeheim stated last night "Paul is not a guard. Has never been guard but what was forced to be a guard under these circumstances."

What you missed while scratching your eye and getting an eye patch.
RDRR

What you missed while singing God Bless the USA

@Matt_T: I'll proudy stand up...

@UkraineNotWeak:

It was a fitting way to end a season full of dumb and immature mistakes.

What you missed while laughing at ESPN trying to cut Deadspin out as the source of the Canseco stuff...

@Matt_T: I'll admit I got a little choked up during that. It was mostly the fistful of Cheetos I stuffed in my mouth, though.

@MeSoHornsby: Cheetos? Cheetos? REAL AMERICANS EAT CHEESEDOODLES!

Amazing how much that video resembles the typical post-coital scene in Casa Wahoo. Both involve Japanese people waving flags, a mascot doing backflips, and a stuffed pig.

@Chief Wahoo: There's a "Your wife" joke in there somewhere. But, like a Met in the NLCS, I just can't get the bat off my shoulder.

@Chief Wahoo:

Only thing missing is the large vibrating egg.

What you missed while storing all of your money under your mattress from here on out...

[www.philly.com]

It makes me feel better about my Cubs that their RF collects stuffed pigs after homers. Should make the road trips to Milwaukee fun.

@ArkansasFred: I just read that. Has this man never heard of money orders?

@LosOsosdeChicago: I hope to see many stuffed pigs this year.

@J-No: You and me both.

Herring for everyone!

Finally! I can now cut down that largest tree in the forest.

@The Man with No Name: Don't forget our shrubbery!

@UkraineNotWeak: Great. Sounds like the prelude to Harris's Edelin-like exile from the Dome.

/like how Boeheim recruits, hate how he coaches

As a UMass grad, I can only say: how the hell did that happen?