What you missed while getting cheesed and small simultaneously.

what you missed while putting "Heavy Metal" on you Netflix list (and looking for 'shrooms)

What you missed last night while wondering exactly how long it takes to recover from that whole "spring ahead" crap
Seriously, shouldn't I be back on schedule by now? Stupid daylight savings.

Can't wait for some high school kid to try cheesing to see if it actually works.

(And if it does, sign me up, cause I'd love to trip out and experience maximum boobage)

What you missed while running into Daniel Sunjata (Franco from "Rescue Me") last night.

What you missed while listening to an abrasive beer man all night ...

Apparently, if you can't catch a ball, you should catch a bus. Also, he is selling ice cold Canadian beer in an American can.

What you missed while staring at your TV in disbelief that David Castro was not voted off American Idol.

what you missed while watching "death wish 5" and wondering if the first four are any better

@MeSoHornsby:
What you missed while wondering who watches that crappy "Idol" show (but no longer)

Also...

What you missed while finding out that Frank Thomas can still hit a ball further than you can run without getting tired ...

@Lunatic Fringe: I'm not ashamed to admit that I watch it. Ok, maybe a little. Hopefully I'll watch it less now that baseball is starting. Ok, probably not.

Ok, Becks, you got your 100 caps. No more trans-Atlantic trips for you until you've played some real games for LAG.

@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany: What you missed while... *yawn* ...fuck it, I'm going back to bed.

Deadspin, I couldn't stay away, 'cause of your rockin' tits.

@Lunatic Fringe: Watching Heavy Metal without drugs is fairly pointless.

ummm...not...that...I...would...know

@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany: Ha! You sound like my dog. His feeding and sleeping schedule has been off since the time change.

@Hustler of Culture:
I agree, It's a different movie depending on what substances you use.

or so I hear.

@Lunatic Fringe: btw, how was the SP episode?

Herb Peterson's funeral is open to the public, but only if you get there before 10:30.

/Breakfast should be all day, damnit!

@Hustler of Culture:

Can't remember, the cat peed in the house & I had to "clean it up"

what you missed while swimming with the itty titty fairies from mammary mountain

@Lunatic Fringe: don't feel bad. I was trying to give a screaming baby a bath....

@ltwinslow:

So, same old same old with you too?

What you missed while reviewing the top 50 schools, ranked by coed hotness:

[www.popcrunch.com]

@The Man with No Name: Whole lotta SEC / Pac 10 goin on. Duke at #30? Not sure about that one.

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Yeah, I was surprised to see Arizona ranked so low. There was never a day when my pants didn't get a little bit tighter just walking around campus.

@The Man with No Name: That list is awful. Clearly, hasn't actually visited enough campuses.
Ohio State? Virginia Tech?? Yikes! And I GUAR-ON-TEE that the Miami in Ohio ranks right next to the Miami in Florida.

I've always thought that any contributors to McDonald's cuisine should get buried in a Styrofoam container. ("It keeps the hot side hot!", etc.)

@Gourmet Spud: True, but if you wait until just before 10:30 everything left will be soggy and cold.

/goin' straight to Hell for that one

what you missed while wondering why someone would think corn dogs would survive for 3 hours without turning into soggy crap

@kayceebk: I would have voted him off just for those retarded tattoos he had. Schmuck.

@kayceebk: What you missed while you served Tom Colicchio and Rick Bayless congealed Velveeta.

Seriously, WTF was that girl thinking? Throw that shit away. Why was she even cooking with Velveeta in the first place? Didn't anybody have a brick or two of cheddar in their fridge? How hard is it to make a white sauce and flavor it with a ton of cheddar. I did it last night and I'm not on a TV show.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: I agree. I went there.

@Chief Wahoo: Plus, he just saw someone get kicked off for a dish that didn't travel well.

@Clare: That girl's consistently the worst. Everytime she speaks to the camera, I wish for wild badgers to claw her eyes out.