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Today's entirely creepy and queasy story comes to us from ... well, from The U, which probably isn't entirely surprising. But this isn't a fun tale of coked up strippers or the Seventh Floor Crew. This one involves child porn and the school's child porn.
Football Sports Information Director Rick Korch was fired — but not yet charged — after a routine sweep of his work computer brought up several instances of child pornography. And he was the one who asked for the sweep.
Korch made a request of university technicians that his computer be checked because it was running slowly. Korch provided his user name and password to university technician Alberto Perez, who discovered files in the computer of sexually explicit material, according to the search warrant. Included in the files was a video of a man having sex with a "prepubescent female" and images revealing "scantily clad females who appeared to be between the ages of 10 and 15 years old in sexual type poses."
Under a folder titled "Season Recaps," university technicians found other images of children engaged in sexual conduct. According to police, one child was estimated to be between 6 and 8 years old.
Blech. At least now they know why his computer was running slowly. Yipes.
Hurricanes Employee Fired Over Child Porn On His Computer [Sports By Brooks]
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So that's where Ed Rooney ended up.
Creep.
I don't see the appeal, they're too young to be bleeding orange and green.
Under a folder titled "Season Recaps,"
They were actually just scouting reports of the Duke football team.
Tonight, with Chris Hansen: To Catch a Hurricane.
So he had pictures of Gisele?
Which season was this? And when will Fox be releasing it on DVD?
I knew Michael Kay was a perv!
"Hey guys, you wanna check my comp here and see if I'm a degenerate pervert? I am? Ok cool, I'll show myself out."
illegal and disgusting sexual proclivities at da U? Hell 2 da naw!
Jesse Levis would like to know if the computer is for sale.
Helvetica Sans Panties is my favorite sexual type pose.
Students on campus have already nicknamed him "Sid Lascivious."
Maurice Clarett pried the computer away from him as he tried to flee.
We sure these aren't recruiting tools for the U?
/kidding
In all seriousness, if this is true: fuck you asswipe.
Luther Campbell gave him a $100 bonus though.
I'm afraid to click on that link labeled "child porn."
This would be a lot funnier AND creepier if the folder was called "Scouting Reports"
I'm pretty sure I should not be clicking on that link with the text "child porn" in the first paragraph.
Like Jennifer Lopez' baby, that guy's gaze is stealing my soul.
@ArkansasFred: +1 serif.
This one involves child porn and the school's child porn.
Well, at least the child porn belonged to the school. If he's stealing it, that's two crimes right there.
Larry Coker's fingerprints are still all over the program.
If those hussies in the Victorian era hadn't bared their ankles, we wouldn't have this sort of thing today.
@suntastic: I guess I shouldn't have actually clicked it before writing that.
Sigh.
I long for the days of coke habits and shootings involving players from the U....
The season recaps were focused on various spread formations
Chris Hansen didn't come to bust this guy.
Ned did.
He has a long way to go before being History's Greatest Monster, though.
Rick Korch cleans out his desk and says good bye to his coworkers. As he walks out the door, the faint sound of Gary Glitter's 'Rock and Roll Part 2' can be heard playing in the lobby.
/going straight to hell
The irony is that if my office ever sweeps my computer, they will find that I once visited NAMBLA's website, after clicking on a link in a Deadspin article.
Username: CanePerv
Password: Serving5to10
Hell 2 da naw
His cell phone ringtone is P.Y.T. by Michael Jackson. That's just wrong.
Jeffrey Jones has been lined up to play Korch in the made-for-TV movie.
Should've been you, Coach K.
O AN TWEE SEXY
I hope he's out of jail before the semifinals next Wednesday against Walter and the Dude.
@Afino: HA!
Who's the next Hurricanes front office member to be busted?
Ron Francis?
/I kid, Ronnie Franchise is a god.
/hockey joke
8 year olds Dude.
@MattinglysSideburns: Playing Alberto Perez: Matthew Broderick.
If ever there were a time for country justice, it would be now.
@Clare: the picture from US? Or something? Yes, total soulless baby.
@Afino:
not funny,
but better than a Steve Chasson's Taxi Service joke.
So there were girls "that appeared to be" between the ages of 10 and 15. How the hell do they figure out if it's actually child pornography? Is there some kind of technique, like reading tree rings, for figuring out the girls' exact ages?
Whatever happened to wearing camo gear coming off the airplane? Where's the Michael Irvin coke benders? Whatever happened to Warren Sapp and his crew running a drugs out of a corner nightclub booth? Where's the unneccessary brawls with inferior opponents?
C'mon "U", ...child porn? You've hit rock bottom. Let's get back to the "good ol' days".
Yes I think he deserves to die, and I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!
/Jacksoned
The Colonel thinks...well...it's just...they're so cute when they're so young like that...
where's Lt. Winslow?
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: It's one thing to make a 24 year old look like a high schooler, it's something entirely different to make someone over 18 look like a 10 year old. If you see a picture of a prepubescent girl, then yes, you know she's 10-15.
@Lunatic Fringe:
It's spelled Chaisson idiot.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC:
you don't want to know, but it involves counting tree rings.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Yeah they're just like trees. You got to cut 'em open and count their rings.
I can't wait until his obese cellmate places him in "sexual type poses."
/father of a six week old son who would love to see this guy get shanked
@Lunatic Fringe:
Or Jeff O'Neill's Plumbing.