• Heel Turn

    I Can't Even Think About Doing This Without Falling Down

    By Christmas Ape, 11:30 AM on Sun Mar 30 2008, 2,805 views

    Cristiano Ronaldo had an impressive back-heel goal in Man U's 4-0 rout of Aston Villa yesterday. In other news, I just tripped over my mouse.

    In even further developments, I don't speak Portuguese Arabic. You're on your own for the commentary.