Get this man a one-way ticket to Green Bay!!

The people of Milwaukee would appreciate him!

/no really, get Leinart to the Packers, please.

At least he wore his finest beater that evening.

So the Pat Tillman era is over.

Doesn't hold a candle to the fine quarterbacking that has been on display by the Chicago QB corps. I think he still gets the rookie label.

What a gentlemen...holding that heavy beer bong for the lady.

Matt's just preparing them to meet some of his teammates.

Apparently, Mr. Leinart is working on his off-season playbook. He calls this one the Statue of Libations.

So the girl on the left was just getting into position for later in the night?

@UkraineNotWeak: +1, at least if that means what i think it means

The shoulder seems to be holding up okay.

Sauvignon blanc tastes even better through a funnel.

jesus christ, his face looks kind of like a young berman in profile.

@cowbell204:

Yes. Must keep those jaw muscles in shape.

I'm guessing the girl in the middle is reserved for the offensive line.

@martyfunkhauser: No, he's just a true pro. (He is left handed isn't he?)

Kids! Can you spot three phallic items in this image?

This would be a much bigger deal if Brenda Warner was the one supping from the beer bong.

We're all in agreement that the logo for TheDirty.com is covering up his gigantic erection, yes?

@Rob Iracane:

No. His lack of one.

@Rob Iracane:

That and/or Nick Lachey's head.

Matt Leinart is the undisputed overall #1 in my fantasy life draft.

TheDirty.com is doing the Lord's work.

Those are the kind of skills that got her impregnated in the first place
That is his baby's momma, no?
*gasp*

He's pursuing fatherhood with that O.J. "search for the real killer" intensity, I see.

Offseason film work So there's video?

I realize he was only the 10th pick of the first round, but he dresses like the 10th pick of the sixth round.

Wow, Britney's dad isn't doing a good job of keeping tabs on her.

Ben Roethlisberger, consider the gauntlet thrown down.

Kurt Warner remains employed.

where were the thin people beer bonging?

you'd all be doing it to if you could.
God the Cards suck. Please trade him on draft day.

Who does a beer bong after they are old enough to get into a bar?

I bet that one in the white is a much more competent run blocker than the rest of the Buzzsaw's O-line.

Your franchise is doomed.

I can't believe it made it this far...

Yes, yes, dude.

BTW...is that logo hiding Leinart's sausage?

There's something very later-years Vince Vaughn about Leinart's posture, stubble and misogyny.

Is this Matt's version of the Statue Of Liberty play?

@J-No: Guy hitting on girls not old enough?

Was this how he celebrated Earth Hour?

Kyle Orton thinks that beer bong is bush league.

@J-No: Only one of those people are old enough to get into a bar.

With that said, it's probably Leinart's beer bong that he keeps in his trunk along with a hot sixer of MGD just in case this situation pops up.

If Leinart wasn't an NFL quarterback, he'd be the creepy dude who comes back to college for frat parties 5 years after he graduated.

Face it, nobody down here cares about what Leinart is doing to piss away the offseason, because we're just going to go 5-11 or 6-10 like always. Might as well give us something to chuckle at before we begin the 17 weeks of facepalming that is the Arizona Cardinals NFL season.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

/wooderson'd

Good muthaf*cking choice, muthaf*cka! Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get you drunk! You'll be f*cking fat girls in no time!

This sort of stuff wouldn't have happened if Detroit had drafted him. Well maybe a hot tub surrounded by 6 freakin' feet of snow.

/still willing to take him over Kitna.

Oh, man... the comments on the Dirty are he-larious.

"If everyone over 21 was busted drinking w chicks over 18 but under 21, this world would be a gay place to party……..long live underage chicks!"

@Hernandez-is-the-Mandez: Actually, he's still that guy.

hey, that's what i'd be doing too, if i were a NFL backup quarterback. oh wait, he's what now??

the brown haired chick is the grenade that Leinart's buddy will have to dive on so he can get the hot blonde.

Paris Hilton reallllly let herself go...@tater: but I ultimately hear jack black's voice narrating this scene...matt went on to tell her "dude if you get the nachos stuck together thats one nacho."

at least he's moving up from CPR dummies...barely

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Actually, I would like to see the carnage that would result from a weekend involving Sex Cannon, Roethlisberger, Orton, & Leinart. Maybe throw in Elisha for shits n' giggles. It would be more raucous than Fear n' Loathing.