Who Owns WHIP? We May Find Out Soon

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2:05 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By Leitch
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$Image of What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen\'s Biscuits$ What Would Kornheiser... at 02:14 PM on 04/01/08
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Stewie Griffin: ooh, you've got some pie. Can I have a piece?
Brian Griffin: Uh, ok
Stewie Griffin: Hey, pass over some of that Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: Well, you put Cool wHip on pie.
Brian Griffin: It's Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: That's what I said, Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie Griffin: What are you talking about? I'm just saying Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Say whip
Stewie Griffin: Whip
Brian Griffin: Now say Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip!
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip!
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: You're eating HAIR!
Weed Against Speed at 02:16 PM on 04/01/08
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It's pronounced "hwipp" as in "cool hwipp".
Weed Against Speed at 02:17 PM on 04/01/08
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@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Man, talk about quick-on-the-draw.

Well done.
DeepFriar at 02:18 PM on 04/01/08
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I was starting to feel bad about everyone ragging on the Giants.
Then I remembered having Bonds at bat cut in every night.
Cannot.lose.enough
Rob Iracane at 02:18 PM on 04/01/08
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I don't want to own Tom Gordon's WHIP. Here, you take it.
Signal to Noise at 02:19 PM on 04/01/08
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Thank you, Zirin -- someone needs to keep smacking up the politicians and owners having us foot the bill for stadia.
brendanm14 at 02:19 PM on 04/01/08
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Who OWNS the Chiefs? Oooooowwwwns.
muggsybogues at 02:19 PM on 04/01/08
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Is Bengie Freaking Molina related to Yadier Fucking Molina?
Camp Tiger Claw at 02:22 PM on 04/01/08
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+1 Zirin
Matt_T at 02:26 PM on 04/01/08
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Whoever owns it definitely needs to ghostride the whip.
Rob Iracane at 02:27 PM on 04/01/08
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Dave Zirin is right. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down Nationals Park!
UkraineNotWeak at 02:28 PM on 04/01/08
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When a problem comes along
you must WHIP it
Before the cream sits out too long.
You must WHIP it.
When something's going wrong.
You must WHIP it.
Yinka Double Dare at 02:28 PM on 04/01/08
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And an April Fools post makes it into Blogdome.

Giants fans only wish that lineup was an April Fools joke.
Steve Trachsel, Ace at 02:33 PM on 04/01/08
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@Yinka Double Dare: I got to the Sid Finch reference before I realized it was a joke. Well done.
EditorOfTheDailyFaberian at 03:42 PM on 04/01/08
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@Rob Iracane: I like Zirin's use of the term "suburban warrior" - because Zirin is from the streets.