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You may remember, from a year and a half ago, Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya being injured because of his addiction to Guitar Hero. (It happens. We understand.) Well, Zumaya, who is out until midseason, apparently has not lost the jones, as this recent Facebook picture attests.
You can find a couple more here and here.
We have discovered the secret of Detroit's struggling bullpen. Dammit, guys, this is not considered rehab!
Joel Zumaya Puts His Life In Rock's Hands [Deadspin]
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I thought that chick was a Molina fan
C'mon, Joel. True gentlemen always let their ladies use the wireless.
So Joel's a tits guy.
Smart move, zoom zoom.
Zumayas next injury: ruptured spleen if he lets her get on top.
Apparently, the password to get into his house is, "yes, my tits are pushed up as far as possible."
@BubbaCJ24: Nope, a preggers guy.
@BarbarobicsInstructor:
And thus, a great new euphemism was born.
Who's the tranny with Zumaya? Is he shooting for A-Rod's leftovers?
@Chief Wahoo: I kinda think what happened is he was on top and got bucked off.
From right to left: No, fish, no, crabs.
She's not fat! She's a real woman, dammit!
i got carpal tunnel from knitting. guitar hero is so much more badass.
MOOOOOOOOO
So that's where the Rock of Love castoffs ended up.
@Luthur: those don't actually looked pushed-up to me.
I want to see them get Rock Band. Verlander on the skins, Inge as the lead singer.
do those women work for "skin industries"?
NICE FUCKING CROWN MOLDING
no, seriously
Must have been a sale that week at Forever 21.
(And big "yes" on Zumaya.)
I'd say playing guitar hero would be less strenuous than trying to get her bra off while she's on her back
oh and tigers down 2-0 in the 6th. Great timing Leitch
@Big Daddy Drew: Yeah, like Jaye Davidson.
Tits, tats, bass, ass.
@Luthur: as i learned last night in quick physics lesson from another commenter [looks at Kataroo], big tits naturally sag more hence the need to be pushed up sometimes with overexuberance.
@TheStarterWife: that's more of an "express" top than forever 21. and a choker from 1999.
@Rob Iracane: +1 for the Big Mouth Billy Bass.
Hey, Joel... don't look at yesterday's posts here. Leinart's use of his free time makes you look like a total chump.
And thanks for the '06 Series, buddy. Rock on, as far as I'm concerned.
But did he pay for their parking?
Worst Hole tribute band ever.
Are they playing Fat Bottomed Girls?
What's with the fish high up on the wall.
Is that a talking plastic fishes up on the wall? Because that just makes this picture that much trashier.
@TheStarterWife:
Hey. That's sexist.
@The Fan's Attic: exactly. those are not the fake boobehs, and therefore need the extra push. and trust, they're not that pushed up. throw that girl into a corset and see some magic happen.
i want a closeup on his tattoos so i can confirm they're tribal and commence the mocking.
At first I'm like, "Cool, Billy Bigmouth Bass," then I realized it wasn't.
It's amazing the things you can find in a dumpster behind a 7-11 late at night.
It's cool, Skip, no more injuries. I got the wireless guitar.
@Dead Wrestlers Society: Awesome. I forgot what those were called.
@Rob Iracane: That entertainment center is pretty nice too...
As a new convert to Guitar Hero, I understand the addiction.
@UkraineNotWeak: +1
Todd Jones prefers Guitar Gyro.
@The Fan's Attic:
Overexuberance, indeed.
@HebrewHammer: Are they playing Big Girls Don't Cry?
/Fergie'd
First pic lady is not my speed, but second pic gets a yes.
Joel is obviously awaiting the moment where Slash emerges from his body.
Nice Bob Ross painting in the background.
@Ray:
It's also the best.
Zumaya: Rocking.
That Chick: Rolling.
@Dead Wrestlers Society: So that's where Sean "Big Mouth" Salisbury stole his nickname. A plastic fish electronically programmed to say/emit a limited number of things on a loop.
You know its an omen if the girl plays "Raining Blood" as her first song.
@Gourmet Spud: +1
Jason Grilli (DL) - fans attacking him with a guitar
Odds are, the guy in the back is watching porn.
Wait a second, blondie is sporting a wedding ring and/or engagement ring.
Does this mean Zumaya is taken now?
Mose Schrute approves of the goatee
@Signal to Noise: dark-haired girl in the 3rd picture? Yeah, she's cute.
@UkraineNotWeak: Or watching his Oscar acceptance speech for "The Pianist".
he'll be begging for carpal tunnel once he starts orally birthing a full-grown guitar legend
That chick really needs to hit the Heroin Hero, stat.
It's amazing the things you can find in a dumpster behind a 7-11 late at night.
She looks more like a Wawa girl to me.
@TheStarterWife: Joel had to make an honest woman out of her, after she was impregnated just by standing to close to him when he played "Cherub Rock"
Am I the only one left who hasn't played Guitar Hero?
The beard says I came to rock, but "Sweet Child O' Mine" on expert says I also have a sensitive side.
@DeepFriar: "too", asshat!
@UkraineNotWeak: I think he's practicing a Dee Brown dunk maneuver in the other pic.
@UkraineNotWeak: obviously, you're over 30 like me
Are you sure he's not just showing us how far he has to spread his fingers to give that lady a shocker?
@UkraineNotWeak: +1
@UkraineNotWeak: Until this Easter, I was among you. Now, I am a junkie.
@Chamomiles Davis: She must have quite the large taint.