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Here's John Daly, at the Shell Houston Open driving range receiving both a back massage and what appears to be an impromptu gynecomastia check-up from one python-armed assistant.
Either that, or he and the playful helper are recreating that scene in "Spies Like Us" when Chevy Chase feels up Donna Dixon.
John Daly Gets Chest Physical Therapy [AOL Video]
(UPDATE: AOL, which had this in the first place, points out that Daly is working his can off this week. Well, not literally.)
Comments
I don't know how to tell you this, John. But I feel a lump
@DeepFriar:
nope...that's a cheeto
Needs more Rihanna.
Daly lucked out. It's not often you find a personal trainer skilled in both shiatsu and mammography.
Some guys would pay good money to do that to breasts that large.
Hot stuff...
Uhhh Mr. Daley, I was wondering how long there's till this round is over, I need to go to the bathroom.
"Tonight on Cinemax, John Daly gets a rub down--and a whole lot more!--when he visits The Masseuse."
That's my boy!
Motorboat!
Daly just needs a good Manssiere
The guy could have bought him a drink first.
At least the video stopped before he motorboated them...
That trainer is obviously a boob man.
@LeagueofShadows: Arrrgghh!
What? That's not what a round of golf is like for you guys? Weird.
one man, two cups
@Lady Andrea: [Golf clap]
It appears that he's just trying to milk Diet Coke and Vodka out of his man boobs.
Those definitely aren't built for speed.
/car horn
/howard stern
Did the NHL Closer get posted for a second time today?
They're real, and they're spectacular.
Sure, go ahead and mock the man. But I must ask you all a question: does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
Playing on the golf course: "Put 'Em on the Glass" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
I usually only get a bucket of balls for my $10.
"You got a lump on your titty" - Gummo
If Daly makes the cut, he gets a happy ending.
Later on, Daly enjoyed his free bowl of soup.
@Dread: 1 man, 2 JJ-cups.
/Fixed.
At least they cut the video before the trainer checked Daly's prostate.
I'll admit it, I've used the "let me help you loosen up those pecs" line on the golf course before.
With girls! I swear!
Phil Mickelson's pissed--that used to be *his* boob guy.
I wonder if he talked dirty to him while he did it.
@Clare: "Boob man"? Jesus. You're really bringing your a-game today, dumbass.
It's good to see that the bouncer who throws me out of bars has a day job.
I need a trainer like that at work. What?
what...the...f
@Brazil Thrill:
(lowers head, kicks at the ground)
My hump, my hump, my lovely Daly humps.
Nothing like a titty twister.
/3rd grade
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