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the straight dope, about last night

About Last Night

What you missed while going to the beach and using your new Super Bowl ring to signal ships ...
• NFL: Owners get together and cook up a bunch of goofy new rules. Fun!
• NBA: Dirk is back, which evidently the Warriors weren't expecting. Dallas 111, Golden State 86.
• NHL: Penguins clinch division title, which I would name if I knew it. Pittsburgh 4, Philadelphia 2. OK I peeked, it's the Atlantic.

8:08 AM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Rick
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Dead Wrestlers Society at 08:16 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while wishing Daniel Cabrera pitched for another team.
tater at 08:18 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed by realizing that a 2-0 start will cause tons of euphoria for Royals fans.

Including myself.
UkraineNotWeak at 08:19 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while flipping your car in East Hampton.

[www.cnn.com]

No word on whether or not there was any damage to his Hampton Tomatoes. You know how people love them. You can eat them like fruit.
HIV 2 Elway at 08:20 AM on 04/03/08
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@tater: Get the brooms out.
Jehovahs Witness... at 08:20 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while cursing the Boston Bruins for winning, thereby pinning all your playoff hopes on the Flyers losing two more games...
Dany Heatley Speedwagon at 08:21 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while scoring free tickets to see your team collapse in person tonight. Suicide watch... day 2!
$Image of josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris\'s sack-dance for you$ josereyes.theroof... at 08:21 AM on 04/03/08
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@Dead Wrestlers Society: & think, he's only 26, so still a year away from his "peak".

& you thought a 30-3 loss to the Rangers was as bad as it could get.
MeSoHornsby at 08:21 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while bidding on a baseball signed by Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee.
Al Czerviks Ride at 08:22 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed last as the NHL tells its officials that its OK for the stars to throw punches, but to look at them crosseyed is a penalty.
Al Czerviks Ride at 08:23 AM on 04/03/08
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@tater: Royals pitching- 29 batters faced yesterday. Unbelievable.
HIV 2 Elway at 08:23 AM on 04/03/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: A Fiat with mechanical problems? Now I've heard it all.
chilltown at 08:24 AM on 04/03/08
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Chris Henry, at it again. [sportsillustrated.cnn.com]
Dead Wrestlers Society at 08:24 AM on 04/03/08
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@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I've completely lost all patience with him. So much raw talent but he just can't pitch for shit.
tater at 08:28 AM on 04/03/08
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@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany: ...and they get Grienke today. If it's the Cy Young Grienke and not the maniac depressant Grienke look out.
Al Czerviks Ride at 08:29 AM on 04/03/08
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@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: But the Bruins got beat...
martyfunkhauser at 08:30 AM on 04/03/08
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@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany:

and no hitter to everyone not named Edgar Renteria.
IsoldmysoultoMilhouseV... at 08:31 AM on 04/03/08
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@HIV 2 Elway:

Fix It Again, Tony!
UkraineNotWeak at 08:33 AM on 04/03/08
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@HIV 2 Elway:

Fix
It
Again
Tony
UkraineNotWeak at 08:34 AM on 04/03/08
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@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten:

Beat me to it.
Slothrop at 08:39 AM on 04/03/08
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Rick,

Any word on what the AFC Championship rings will look like? I'm thinking a fagazi that demonstrates the Heimlich would be appropriate.

/stuck in anger. When do I get to bargaining?
Al Czerviks Ride at 08:41 AM on 04/03/08
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@tater: The Tigers got to Greinke last season, hopefully the offense can get it going today. I lived in KC for about 9 months back in 03 and have a soft spot for them, I hope they do well outside Detroit...
Rob Iracane at 08:44 AM on 04/03/08
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@tater: Oh, so you're the Royals fan around here? Kudos!
7-8 Deville at 08:46 AM on 04/03/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: I think a lot more people prefer tomacco.
Von Hayes at 08:47 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while listening to Don Sutton wonder if Ryan Zimmerman intentionally dropped a diving catch so he could turn a double play.

I hate baseball already.
Von Hayes at 08:47 AM on 04/03/08
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@Von Hayes: try closing the tag you idiot...
Doyle McPoyle at 08:48 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while you played for the Florida Marlins: the ball. Suck it!
Becky_MI at 09:00 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while skipping the Wings game to clean out the dead freezer and fridge for a SECOND time in a month and a half...

Oh, well shit. I guess I didn't miss anything, then.
HIV 2 Elway at 09:02 AM on 04/03/08
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@Rob Iracane: There's more than one around these parts.
Becky_MI at 09:04 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while spending somewhere in the neighborhood of 3-13 minutes doing something better...

[www.cnn.com]
Rob Iracane at 09:06 AM on 04/03/08
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@HIV 2 Elway: THEY'RE MULTIPLYING! KILL IT!
Afino at 09:10 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while fawning over the Jair Jurrjens era

Thanks for that, Detroit!
Doyle McPoyle at 09:12 AM on 04/03/08
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@Afino: The Dutch invasion of MLB...BEGINS!

I'm looking foward to rooting for the New Amsterdam Mets.
ghostsoftheSCupcountry at 09:17 AM on 04/03/08
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@Afino: Braves won't go 0-162!!! And Jurrjens looked good last night.
Weed Against Speed at 09:18 AM on 04/03/08
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@Rob Iracane: That's why you don't dump water on them. And if you feed them after midnight, they turn into Red Sox fans.
The Man with No Name at 09:23 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while Rick only gets one day off.
UkraineNotWeak at 09:29 AM on 04/03/08
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@Becky_MI:

Hopefully more toward the 13 than the 3.
$Image of What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen\'s Biscuits$ What Would Kornheiser... at 09:29 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed as you realize you are probably going to Hell for laughing at Garypalooza...
Al Czerviks Ride at 09:31 AM on 04/03/08
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@Afino: Jair Jurrjens = John Smoltz?
*sigh*
We could sure use some of that pitching right about now...
Sir Hotbod Handsomeface at 09:52 AM on 04/03/08
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What you missed while going on strike with the entire nation of Canada, buddy

I wonder if Secret Identity and DHSpeedwagon are enjoying their Bennigan's gift certificates and pieces of gum.
Dr. Chim Richolds at 09:56 AM on 04/03/08
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@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface:

I'm not your buddy, guy.

/Obligatory
Afino at 09:57 AM on 04/03/08
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@Al Czerviks Ride to Denver via Albany:

I wouldn't go that far.......yet.
Becky_MI at 10:28 AM on 04/03/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: AGREED.
kayceebk at 10:33 AM on 04/03/08
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@Doyle McPoyle: What you missed while letting yourself get overruled by an umpire farther away from the play that you

/Shoulda been 14-0
LosOsosdeChicago at 11:13 AM on 04/03/08
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Did I read that right? No more 5 yard facemasks?
kayceebk at 11:15 AM on 04/03/08
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@Dead Wrestlers Society: That's what San Diego and Pittsburgh said about Ollie Perez. Some nights they're still right. Last night, though. . .

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