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Chris Henry is going to be arrested again. This is a statement you probably could have made at any point in the last, oh, three years. But it's one you can make specifically for today. Because Chris Henry is being arrested today.
This time, it involves punching an 18-year-old and bashing car windows with beer bottles.
Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry has been accused of punching an 18-year-old in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.
Court documents show Henry was charged Wednesday with misdemeanor assault and criminal damaging in the Monday incident in Cincinnati. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.
This now Henry's third incident since he was banned by the NFL for eight games. At this point, we've legitimately lost count of his number of arrests. Which, all told, is a number to be somewhat proud of. It's certainly the last stat he'll be putting up for a while.
Arrest Warrant Issued For Henry [Columbus Dispatch]
Chris Henry Archive] [Deadspin]
(UPDATE: Here's Henry's mugshot, by the way.)
(SECOND UPDATE: The Bengals have cut Henry. Took long enough.)
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Let he who has not punched an 18-year-old in the face cast the first stone.
What? That bitch was mouthy.
FACT: Stealing someone's Skyline or LaRosa's is penalty by death. If you ask me, this UC student got off light.
/Wishing this was the case
Fuck you Bengals WR's for ruining this season before it even starts!
This fierce tranny is one hot mess!
Could have been worse...he could have arrested Pringling it to her in a library.
Next week, Geraldo Rivera opens the Chris Henry Archives on LIVE TV!
@tater: *been
At least Chad has come to his senses after his little hissy fit on ESPN last night.
Just a gangster I 'spose
He still looks better than Shaq's new gal.
Chris is too competitive to let Chad Johnson lead the team in off season drama.
Please welcome your new wide out for the Philadelphia Eagles...!
It's the 18 year-old's fault for parking his car right in front of the recycling bin. Henry was just doing his part to help the environment.
@Lindsay Lohans Left Boob: Thank you Bengals WR's for being absolute shitheads this season before it even starts!
- Rest of the sports world.
/Fixed
/Nice to give the Knicks a break every once in a while
Quite a resume` Mr. Henry is putting together.
Chad Johnson's upcoming hold out will open up vast opportunities for me to prove myself. How shall I celebrate this new found window of opportunity? By punching an 18-year-old in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle, of course!
and in other news, the sun rose in the East today, water is still wet, and Chris Berman is rotund.
April Fool's Day was on Tuesday, so clearly this post fell through the cracks of Gawker IT, right?
Mr. Henry, meet Mr. Jones.
The latest 3rd rate rasslin tag-team. Coming soon to a livestock arena near you!!!!
I'm an excellent vandal.
Dad lets me punch 18 year olds and break car windows on the driveway.
His face in that picture would be better suited for a Detroit Shock jersey.
The Dark Lord Nibs is cranky today.
I'm drowning in those impossibly high cheekbones and delicate elfin earlobes.
ANTM future winner.
Never trust a man with two first names.
He wanted to commemorate the 40th Anniversary of MLK's assassination by writing a Letter from Hamilton County Jail
Mt Henry, Jerry Jones is on the phone and he really wants to talk to you.
Chris Henry, Pac-Man Jones, Todd Sauerbrun, Jerry Porter and the Idiot Kicker?
Quite a legacy they have developed over at WEST FUCKING VIRGINIA!
Forget Chris Henry. I'm truly concerned about blurry dude in the background
I see three hots and a cot in his immediate future.
C-Hen would be a fine replacement for the Pac Man at the A-T-L Grey Goose party
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What do you expect when Mr. Henry associates with such master criminals as Kumar, Applejack, and Rowboat?
lets see, Chad Johnson wants out, Henry can't stay out of jail, and the Bengals didn't make the playoffs last year. Move over Portland Trailblazers, there is a new king.
Let it be Lowenbrau, bitch!
"Will the next person who sees someone commit a felony point him out, and throw him out. You don't live in Cincinnati".
I hope Sam Wyche is reading this, that sanctimonious prick.
A: Chris Henry
Q: Who was the inspiration for Grand Theft Madden '09.
/Carnac the Magnificent
Big deal. Leinart broke an 18-year-old's cherry with a beer bong.
If we can all agree on one thing here, it's that Reggie Brown is not a very good wide reciever.
We bash Chris Henry for punching an 18 year old in the face.....but what about all the times he hasn't punched an 18 year old in the face? Hmmmm? What about that?
Never mind the Bengals' season; how is this going to affect the second season of "Suspended...with Henrys!"?
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The kid's mom had a Hillary '08 bumper sticker on the LeBaron. Bitch was asking for it, real.
I'm pleading ignorant here - is punching 18-year olds in the face illegal? Is this a new law like the hands free headset thing?
All the while, TJ Houshmansedhfnojvnjkjdh'a fantasy stock rises.
@ClueHeywood:
They should have stuck to landscaping.
This has been "Really!?!" with Will and Amy.
/Pardo'ed
I blame Chris Collinsworth. The problem with punk-ass wide receivers in Cincinnati all started with him.
@Gourmet Spud: But he's sure got a purty mouth.
/Shows self out
Just Announced: The Cowboys are in negotiations with Chris Henry. They feel that Pacman might have cleaned up his act too much and they need someone to offset it.
I always thought of Chris Henry as a high character guy.
He's really just had a string of bad luck...
When keeping it real goes wrong...
The good news? He's getting smarter. He was wearing a Cedrick Wilson jersey this time.
The Raiders need some help at wide receiver, don't they?
@Yellow Tail Swine: I've always felt the same way about Pac Man. I mean, who could've seen a whore making a quick grab for cash when she saw it? Have some class, bitch...
Just saw the mugshot. Henry looks like hell, but the webpage's soothing background make him seem friendlier...
Antonio Chatman is going to have to hold out for more money; I'm sure he's the worst-paid #1 wide receiver in the league at this point.