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According to ex-adult entertainer Mary Carey, Sixers rookie big man Jason Smith was the victim of her spider-monkey-esque make-out session on Monday night. Smith, the Sixers 20th pick in the 2007 draft, has provided playoff-bound Sixers some additional big-man depth off the bench this season but, according to Carey, he's also a porn enthusiast who was easily bedeviled by the professional skeet-receptacle's charms.
The Philadelphia Daily News spoke with Carey last night and she told the paper Smith was a fan of her films and called her "a goddess" before they made out. Blecch.
Mary Carey Says Sixer Jason Smith Is A Skilled Smoocher [The Mighty Dan Gross]
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My old man calls those horse nuts.
would it kill California to have another recall election?
She's probably cleaner than Alyssa Milano.
My oh my those are big.
"Our eyes met across the crowed hat store, I a traveling salesman and she a coquettish haberdasher. She pursued and I withdrew; I pursued and she withdrew. And so I burned for her... much like the burning during urination I would experience soon after."
What's up fatty
BOOBIES!
I know Aria Giovanni, Raven Riley, and, to a lesser extent, Flower Tucci. I'd call all of them goddesses. You, Mary Carey, are no goddess.
What sort of pension do ex-porn stars get?
Her breasts blend right in.
Smith, Jason: DNP (spontaneous penile combustion)
k not KNOW them, but know OF them...you know, their work
/duh
Good lord kid, get it together. Kissing is the one thing you shouldn't do with this chick.
She looks like White Trash Amanda Seyfried.
Dr. Drew is disappointed.
@muggsybogues: Mmmm. Raven Riley
One of my favorite moments from Celebrity Rehab:
Dr Drew: Mary, you have a dangerous tendency to follow others.
Mary: No. That's not...(looks at everyone in the room, hoping they'll tell her what to say)
@Burning_River: I'm not proud of this, but I used to give it to a girl in college who came down with mono. I still gave it to her, but didn't kiss her for months.
/super fun college!
@muggsybogues: Shyla Styles would like a word.
You can almost smell the VD oozing off of her.
That was nice of the Padres to make a custom alternate jersey for her.
Smith during the game: itching to get in there and show what he can do with the ball.
Smith after a game: itching.
Does anyone else feel like a glass of milk?
Also, yes.
she frightens my gentials
@Gourmet Spud: Whoa, dude, you got that wrong. I think it's called a penison.
Nobody?
@Lady Andrea: she just looks like white trash.
I remember the recall election coverage when I lived in L.A. You couldn't make 'em dumber than Mary Carey without some serious genetic engineering or Idiocracy-style devolution.
@Lady Andrea: This ain't Defamer, you'll have to explain who Amanda Seyfried to many of your audience.
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Damn.
@Lady Andrea: I have absolutely no clue who that is but I look forward to her eventual nightmare spiral into booze and hardcore drugs.
tranny surprise
@Signal to Noise: Well duh, she's from Cleveland.
Is she a verteran too?
/Mike Cooper'd
@Gourmet Spud: Motel Sixes.
/lame attempt at Italian wordplay
I mean...I wanna squeeze em.
It should be noted that Jason Smith also considers Jean Kasem, Sally Kellerman and Dame Edna "goddesses", as well.
@Lady Andrea: @Juancho: Please don't give any producer ideas about casting her as Lilly Kane in the porno version of Veronica Mars.
@parker91: gallagher?
@Juancho: @ArkansasFred: Lilly Kane on Veronica Mars, one of the Mean Girls. [imdb.com]
Sorry.
Clap on, clap off.
@Gourmet Spud: A lifetime supply of Valtrex.
Wait... or is that Turtle Wax and Rice-a-Roni?
@Lady Andrea: I knew who she was, silly. You could have gone Big Love.
At least you didn't make a Mamma Mia! reference.
@Dr. Michael Mancini: Veronica Rears.....? Yeah, I suck at this.
@Gourmet Spud: Is there a way to store cocaine and humiliation in a Roth IRA?
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I think you are confusing a porn star's pension and what someone got when they picked the wrong box on Let's Make A Deal.
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: probably just "clap on, clap...on, clap...oh you get the picture."
@Dr. Michael Mancini: V-erotica Mars?
All this time, I thought people were deliberately misspelling Mariah Carey to be ironic or something. I'm not even joking.
@Weed Against Speed: Maybe...but I believe there is a donkey involved in both.
@The Fan's Attic: Yeah, I can see it.
Yes, I'll touch your body.
Wrong Carey?
But what does she think of the Molina brothers?
@Civil Negligence: At this point, not much difference.
The makeout session ended when Stanley Pringle gave Carey a facial, and they didn't even know he was standing there.
Oh cool, I can read this and not get in trouble.
It's considered "research" at my office.
Of course Shavlik Randolph was involved in this.
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Well played.