
And once again our hero returns with an even more breathtaking lack of self-awareness. TheDirty.com comes through with another photograph that is sure to disappoint Cardinals' coach Ken Whisenhunt again. This time, possibly, forever.
And, hey, is that David Weathers in the back there?
Christ.
Just when thought it couldn't get any worse [The Dirty]









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This is a "una noche" that Matt will surely regret.
That is douchetastic.
Good luck, Buzzsaw!
SPRING BREAK!
There are no words.
I have never done that with a friend, or a stranger. Am I weird?
Since he's a member of the buzzsaw, that's the closest Leinart will ever come to a champagne bukkake.
You know whats gayer than band 98 degrees ... dressing like them in costume and sucking on a phallic champagne bottle.
Hey, "98," could you pass the Kleenex?
You like'a da juice? The juice tastes good.
Even Brady Quinn thinks that pose is weak.
Douche-berg.
[Wild applause!]
Joe Buck just melted.
"Show me your weenis!"
You know what's weird? I can't see their legs.
sweet outfits. can't imagine a better way to show everyone how much of a nuthugger you are
not cool, not fucking cool.
IM IN UR PARTIEZ PISSIN AWAY MY CAREERZ
Matt Leinart is living the dream.
/Kordell Stewart
Later at the party...
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It's just his way of testing the vintage of the champagne, really.
Those other guys play for the Padres?
love the "98°" touch of authenticity on the shoulders.
Hey, are those the guys from Wyckyd Sceptre?
Comando jorts > zoobaz pants
No reach around?
What a freaking jerk.
@Chamomiles Davis:
I have the feeling we won't be the last to make that one.
ML: "Whaddaya guys feel like doin tonight?"
DBs: "I don't know, I was thinkin maybe we could dress like douchebags and suck each other off..."
ML: "You were thinkin that too?"
Leinart has given up all hope of NFL stardom. He just wants to wind up on GuidoFistPump.com.
So when the crowd starts chanting "Leinart Blows!"...
is that picture from the website douchebagswithdouchebags.com? not to be confused with hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
I didn't know Matt Leinart was at Brady Quinn's bachelor party.
@The Fan's Attic: I'm jealous ... how you type in the degree sign?
@thesepretzels: actually, you can see the leg of the guy on far left because he has so trendily pulled up one pant leg.
nice.
@The Fan's Attic: 69 degrees would have been more appropriate for these guys.
The Champagne's not Korbel!
Is it wrong of me that I kind of love Matt Leinart for stuff like this? He's not my QB, so I don't give a crap, and he seems like he'd make an awesome flip-cup partner. I'm definitely inviting him to my next party.
@The Fan's Attic: LL Cool J approves.
This is a still from the gay porn version of The Warriors, right?
So in addition to hanging out with Nick Lachey Leinart also hangs out with a dude dressed as Nick Lachey? That must be very confusing for him
@Triple B: like this: °
ha.
put these things together with the space in the comment box, in this order: & deg
That's not even cool in a meta/retro "so lame it's cool" way.
PBR: yes.
Simulating oral on a dude: no.
@UpstateUnderdog: probably was the air temp that night as well. they could have been human thermometers...although the friction might get their rectal thermometers a bit hotter than the actual temp.
"Why the fuck you trying to blow me, fag!?"
"Because you put your cock in my face, homo!"
"I was just goofin' around, queer!"
"Don't call me a queer, fag!"
And then they kiss.
@UpstateUnderdog: There actually is a 69 degrees. Their lead singer is Dick LaGay. I wish I was making this up.
@Paul Zuvella: If Leinart or the other guy are "Nick" or "Nick's brother", is this incest?
They must be pre-drinking for a No Limit Records party
@futuremrsrickankiel: If you were a guy it would be wrong.
@Doyle McPoyle: I want ask how or why you know that.
"Hey guys, nobody suck my dick! Whatever you do, don't hold me down and suck on my dick. I would hate it so much if you guys did that."
@ArkansasFred: "I'll marry your stupid ass!"
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@The Fan's Attic: Cheers, you posses great skill.
/ American Ninja'd
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Are we getting a Cultural Oddsmaker today, or what?
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Hey kids, what'd you do...jump ship?
@UpstateUnderdog:
I am thinking it may be wrong for anyone to be attracted to a rich guy who likes to "pretend" to pratice oral sex on another man.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.