Piling On Chris Henry, Just Once More

Like Tuffy said last night on our radio show, Chris Henry is like Pacman Jones without the Eddie Haskell-type contrition, and it's just way more depressing. And now that he's been cut by the Cincinnati Bengals, it's no longer really a sports story, but a troubled human interest story. Which makes this particular story relevant on a sports blog in the ex post facto sense, because the night before Henry punched a teenager, he and some other Bengals were thrown out of a Cincinnati nightclub.

Say, what's Marvin Lewis doing what that straight jacket?

They are destroying the ceiling in the back room and they are all highly intoxicated. The bar owners ... want them ejected from the bar, and we are going to try to eject them now. They have been rowdy all night

One of the security guys said that Chad Johnson was present, which was later refuted. So Cincinnati just has one heck of a situation. Non-Chad Johnson players are out partying and destroying nightclubs, and actual Chad Johnsons are, well, Chad Johnsoning around.

The Bengals' night life mischief faded away for about a year or so, but it appears they're back in midseason form. Dust off your criminal charges bingo card, you'll need them this summer.

Bengals at Bang [Q102]
Chad Not Part Of Ruckus [Cincinnati Enquirer]

5:00 PM on Sat Apr 5 2008
By Sussman
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Roy Hobbs at 05:07 PM on 04/05/08
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I question the validity of this story. I mean, unless you are required to be there, what are they doing in Cincinnatti duringthe offseason?
Proverbial at 05:11 PM on 04/05/08
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This picture was taken 3 seconds before he dropped a roofie in her drink.
UkraineNotWeak at 05:16 PM on 04/05/08
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Did he receive written consent from the NFL to get that tattoo?
twoeightnine at 05:17 PM on 04/05/08
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Like Tuffy said last night on our radio show,

Name dropper.
twoeightnine at 05:18 PM on 04/05/08
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Did he receive written consent from the NFL to get that tattoo?

He's going to look like a fool now that they changed the logo.
SeaSalt at 05:18 PM on 04/05/08
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I guess now he can tell people that the NFL tatoo on his hand simply meant Not For Long
Brazil Thrill at 05:25 PM on 04/05/08
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@twoeightnine: I replied to a Tuffy comment once. Asked for an autograph too. He told me he was leaving to grab a pen and would be right back. After waiting for about 5 hours, I figured he wouldn't be returning.
7-8 Deville at 05:26 PM on 04/05/08
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Even the Indiana Pacers think Chris Henry is out of control.
thesepretzels at 05:32 PM on 04/05/08
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"Mr. Henry, we'd love to hire you in your warehouse, but tell me about the tattoo on your hand."
Chief Wahoo at 05:36 PM on 04/05/08
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It's going to be tricky for the tattoo artist to change the "N" into a "C".
Scout at 05:39 PM on 04/05/08
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You can throw away the frozen used condom, honey.
Chamomiles Davis at 05:39 PM on 04/05/08
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@Chief Wahoo: Agreed; it'll be much easier to change it into an "A."
chilltown at 05:41 PM on 04/05/08
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Is that Laila Ali?
amorphous at 05:45 PM on 04/05/08
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@Chamomiles Davis: But he'll probably also have to change the "L" to a "2"
Scout at 05:47 PM on 04/05/08
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I'm the only one who wishes that the Memphis team was the Flying Elvii instead of the Tigers, right?

OK.
Steve Trachsel, Ace at 05:52 PM on 04/05/08
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@Scout: You and Simmons...
Scout at 05:55 PM on 04/05/08
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@Steve Trachsel, Ace: just kill me
the.munson at 06:39 PM on 04/05/08
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I just looked through the photo gallery. If "Bang" is where the Bengals go trolling for hot chicks. I'd hate to see troll caves where Cincinnati ugly chicks go to party.
Sir Hotbod Handsomeface at 08:25 PM on 04/05/08
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@twoeightnine: Yes, because that tattoo certainly didn't look foolish before.
part time lover, full... at 11:47 PM on 04/05/08
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@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: ditto.
Elvis Stojko at 11:58 PM on 04/05/08
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I heard Shayne Graham and Ben Utecht were running trizz on bitches all night long.
Red Machine D at 04:07 AM on 04/06/08
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@the.munson: They go to Cleveland.
The Sports Hernia at 10:42 AM on 04/06/08
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Jerry Glanville can't wait to make his "Not For Long" joke about Chris Henry's tattoo.