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That sounds like something a blogger would do.

The Simpsons already did it!

Someone contact Harper Collins! This is gold!

I can't wait for his report on the time he played basketball and touch football with the athletes from Pros vs. Joes

Where's the picture of him looking like he's been rode hard and put away wet?

Yet another reason why you should never trust a man with two first names.

I see nothing about his failed marriages are we sure this is Norman Chad?

It'll all be in his new book: Yahweh Save The Fan

That's fine, but he better not cop my idea of voting on the likeability of sport media personalities.

When is this guy going to are wrestle Mark Cuban?

Next week, he reprints a mock quiz from The M Zone.

Oh wait...

Exercise in Vanity. He knows the WSOP will be on at least one channel the entire time.

Someone should turn the tables on him and write a book about being a closeted homosexual that likes poker.

Chad's next column - Easily digestible glossary entries

I think I read the book about this already

I can't wait to get a picture with a non-smiling Norman Chad.

Get back in your basement, blogger boy!

@Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: "Closeted"??

Not true, he only did 23 hours and 59 minutes.

Kind of related. I feel asleep last night watching ESPN2. It ran a poker marathon last night, so Chad's voice is stuck in my head. I walked back in while getting ready this morning and heard Vitale weeping on Mike and Mike.

I will never fall asleep with the TV on again. Bad things happen.

Perhaps he couldn't read the book or the site because of a botched LASIK surgery. Did you catch that? A BOTCHED LASIK SURGERY. BOTCHED LIKE PLAYING A 7-2 OFFSUIT. B-O-T-C-H-E-D.

Since it has already been done, why not impress the masses by watching 24 hours of Versus instead.

This is almost as good as Chad's last article, "Black Like Me."

Norman Chad should do something really "edgy" next, like write about Peter King's daughter.

Eerily similar to that columnist from San Antonio who claimed that he invented "The Tee Martin Principle."

@Lady Andrea:

I didn't think that you were allowed to have internet access from the jury sequester house.

Since it has already been done, why not impress the masses by watching 24 hours of Versus instead.

Too many infomercials.

@TheStarterWife: I thought today's Deadspin theme was protesting human rights abuses. And then you go and raise this idea?

@BigTenObsession: heeeee. Chelsia and I are not one and the same. : )

The Big Lead ADORED that article and salutes Norm Chad for trying out new ideas they've never seen before.

Can we get two people from the audience to read different parts of Norman Chad's column while he provides the footnotes?

Next year, look for Chad to be a huge Rick Ankiel fan

i can tell you one thing - norman chad looks really snazzy in those all black t-shirts

He better not leave his readers "hanging"!
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You know, hanging chad...
I'm done.

i don't wanna hear about anything botched unless it's a gamewinning layup. Certainly, not Norman Chad's lasik surgery..jeez

But does Chad know that the Panthers didn't play in Super Bowl XL?