I'd add to her 15 pieces of flair.

does he love them or enjoy them? I'm confused.

I think her two pieces of flair are more than enough, thanks.

I know 2 things on her that count as flair...

Grandpa?

From the looks of it, Roy Williams doesn't give a flip about tits.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: Her ovaries?

John Daly says he's signing the wrong area of her body.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: those are really the only two pieces of flair you need to have when you work at Hooters.

There's a Hooters shirt...but what's with the swim trunks?

He sure is concentrating hard on spelling his name correctly

Hey Roy, you octogenarian shithead, I'll give you $10 and your old job at KU back if you slap her in the cunt.

"Tyler Hansbrough's not the only guy in Carolina whose motor never stops, baby."

No! The food really is awesome! Have you ever had the wings!? They're amazing!

/same lie every Hooters guy uses

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!: her sunglasses and orange band on her wrist?

Roy Williams is a motorboating sonofabitch!!

@Lady Andrea: It comes in handy when the drooling old men come around.

@Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter:

John McCain comments here?

Nice shirt Roy. Whens spring rush?

Why was my father not invited to the annual khaki shorts and polo shirt best-ball tournament?

I still don't know who Don Chavez is.

@Doug Llewelyn, Court Reporter: Pissed off cunts slap back. Harder. And with lawsuits.

We're definitely not in Kansas anymore.

Those are some huge tracks of land there.

Excuse me, but My dash-gum eyes are up here. Thank you.

She would've taken her top off for Coach K. Dickie V does.

Bruce pearl

@UpstateUnderdog: would have signed her mons pubis

@UpstateUnderdog: laughs at where Roy Williams is signing his name

Who's the creeper on the far right? I can't tell who he is leering at.

We have to sign tanktops of intent for cheap food?

I count 24 pieces of flair:

There's two thing I love about Hooters.

What's with the sweatpants? No tip until I see those short-shorts and shiny pantyhose.

I see Roy is still celebrating Easter as he was during the game with that abortion of a tie. Someone get him off the pastels!

Arizona linemen prefer to sign below the waist.

@The Fan's Attic: dude, yes, yes, yes, dude in the back, yes, yes, Roy Williams, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

@EddieRebel:

Is it the boobs and the hot wings?

Nice to see Roy is really taking the loss hard. On the other hand, it's nice to see him supporting his daughter.

Don Chavez > The Dirty

@EddieRebel: @tater: it depends on which Hooters you attend. The one where I live has terrible food, a terrible set-up for sports viewing and fugly Hooters girls. All the guys were complaining and I was like, "I told you we should go to BWWs."

dude, yes, yes, yes, dude in the back, yes, yes, Roy Williams, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

So is that a yes or no to Roy?

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: They all said no back.

@Lady Andrea:

Any man worth his salt would have listened to you. If there's a keen judge of the worthiness of Hooters, it's definitely a sports-lovin' woman.

/not snerky

@Lady Andrea: Definitely. The Hooters in Princeton has great wings, decent other food, and hot Hooters girls. One up in North Jersey has everything you just listed. Plus high prices.

You know I never noticed it before by Roy may have a case of tanlexia.

"Rick links to other websites about stories I wrote on Deadspin yesterday" trifecta in play.

@longefellowes: exactly! If I'm going to pay $5.50 per beer and $8.50 for an order of wings, the food better be awesome and the TVs better be plentiful.

@BigTenObsession: thank you. They've learned their lesson. I'm in charge of the Finals watch tonight.

@EddieRebel: Its all good. I'm a lineman at the University of Arizona.

Those shorts aren't regulation size

@Lady Andrea: that makes me sound really cheap. But...I live in the midwest. I'm used to cheap bars.

@Lady Andrea: Not really, I can find a place with $.10 wings and $3 or cheaper beers every night Sunday to Thursday here in Chicago if I want. I couldn't fathom going to Hooters even for the tits.

But I'm also an adult and can't fathom living off wings and beer anymore.

@Lady Andrea: I still get pissed off when PBR is more than a buck. This is the problem of being from the south.

@izzone:

Where were you last night, young man?

@preciousroy: eh, going every once awhile hardly qualifies as "living off of." : ) I live off of easy mac and lean cuisine.

I think Hooters wings are better than BWW, because Hooters has better wing skin. the BWW meat may be better, but their skin is much worse, and i prefer the crusty chicken skin to the actual chicken meat.

@The Fan's Attic: Back row, far right...EWW. She needs to stay away from the fried shrimp. everyone else...yes. (Even Roy if enough alcohol is involved.)

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo...TRY IT!:See, I live in NJ now, so I'm used to over-priced everything (doesn't mean I like it, just that I'm used to it). Coming from the Cleve, it took a few years to get used to, though.

@Lady Andrea: That was more about me. Was trying to discount why I know where to find cheap wings and beer any given night. That I'm adult is (to steal from Scott Miller) a lie I believe.

And this is why Roy will always be my favorite basketball coach.

I have only eaten at one Hooters in my life: State College, PA. Food was good, and the waitress had both of 'em...so yeah. Thumbs up.

When Roy was done signing her t-shirt, he gave everyone an impromptu lesson about the principle of verticality.

Roy, remember to dot your I's and cross her T's.