ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "I think we can drop the 'Turco can't play in the playoffs' now." — bgsteelfan

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Astros taught not to mess with Phat Albert tonight." — Faith1st952

• Verbs tenses confused being used conjuntions where?-4thGradeEnglishFailure — Deep Friar

• Congratulations, you've demonstrated a limited understanding of what a "pun" is.-Faith+one — dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac

• Astroglide taught me to mess with phat booty at night. — Burning River

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