ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "I think we can drop the 'Turco can't play in the playoffs' now." — bgsteelfan
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "Astros taught not to mess with Phat Albert tonight." — Faith1st952
• Verbs tenses confused being used conjuntions where?-4thGradeEnglishFailure — Deep Friar
• Congratulations, you've demonstrated a limited understanding of what a "pun" is.-Faith+one — dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
• Astroglide taught me to mess with phat booty at night. — Burning River









Comments
If he played for the Bruins though that would an entirely different story.
I think we can drop a deuce on the Bruins' playoff chances now.
One single fucking shutout? I think we can drop "Turco isn't the second coming of Jesus Fucking Christ Our Goddamned Lord and Fucking Savior" now.
-blasphemer666
I think you can drop a bomb on me, baby.-gapband4evah
I think we can drop the 'I'm an informed commenter' now.
I think we can drop the 'Paige Turco can't play April O'Neil' now. -- TMNT2_Rulz
"I think we can drop the soap now" --bgsteelyfan
"I think we can drop the 'Who Killed Vince McMahon?' storyline now." --RabidWolverine2007
I think we can drop the pants now
-mycreepyolddoctor
Mike Tirico doesn't deliver in the playoff? Who'd have thunk it...
"I think we can drop the 'Memphis can't shoot free throws now." -JCalipraiSweet16
I think we can drop the rules of grammar, punctuation and syntax now. - Engteacher1125
I think we can drop the taser now. Al Reyes isn't getting up again.
I think we can look the other way on the "Tiricio sexual harrassment charge."
-espn
I think we can drop the 'hoc-key' comments now.
-Wyshynskiyalater
I think we can drop the 'Carnegie can't develop a monopoly' now. -bgsteelfan
The Titanic is at the bottom of the Atlantic. I think we can drop this "It's unsinkable" crap now.
-floater1912
"They should be dropping the follow-up to Everything Must Go any day now."
-BigSteelyDanFan
I think we can drop sentence structure now.
"I think we can drop a few bills to cover McBeam's bail now." -- bigsteelyrodfan
apparently Turco's mom talked to the NHL and they finally let him play with all the other kids
"I think we can drop the 'Turks can't fuck up some Kurds if need be' now." -bgerdoganfan
"I think we can drop the 'Turco can't play in the playoffs' now." — bgsteelfan Right, because it's not like he had three shutouts in last season's first round and the Stars still lost or anything...
"I think we can drop 'Waiting for Godot' now.
-estragon1
I think we can drop the "I can't wait until he sings an INXS song".
-Micheal Johns
"I think we can drop the two girls can't play with one cup now."
/never clicking on unknown hyperlinks again
Turco had 3 shutouts in the series against the Ducks last year, so that stigma had left him last year.
- GuyWhoRemembersLastYear416
"I think we can drop the 'You'd better not leave your girlfriends around me' now."
--FUKordell99
"I think we can drop Turk 182 from our netflix queue now." - ZimmermanflewTylerknew
@Yostal: Damn.
@Gourmet Spud: They're touring this summer. Maybe next year.
"I think we can drop it like it's hot now." bgsnoopfan
I think Gary Coleman's credit score just dropped a few more points.
I think I can drop Turk Wendell from my fantasy team now.
"Guess we can drop that whole 'Tuco can't survive the desert walk' thing now" -- Blondie'sgoodbadandugly
"I think we can drop the other baby on its head now."
-badmom1999
I think we can drop the soap now
/vickclmate7
"I think we're alone now. Doesn't seem to be anyone else around."-tshondell
I think we can drop the turd in the punchbowl now.
- bgdouchbg
Cogito ergo sum.
-RenéDescartesfan
I think we can feel the beat.....drop-beastieboy
"I think we can drop some dimes now, it be Bron-Bron time" - StooScttBooyahRoids
I think we can drop the bomb now. Nobody will get hurt.- Hiroshima
Good to see that Bowling Green's once prestigious steel industry still has a few supporters left.
Kill the meme. Kill 'em all. -- combudsmetallica1985
I think we can drop the "ceremonial first puck" now.
-McCreary'stache
I will drop nothing... you cant force me to do anything I dont want to do!
"I think we can drop the "Turk, I just love you like a friend" cover up now." - JD+Turk4evah
I think I can drop a deuce now.
- Me, 20 minutes ago.
I think we can drop Tirico or any employee I really like from the sexual harassment complaints.
-John Walsh
I think we can drop the 'U.S. is on the verge of a disastrous recession' now.
-BurninBernanke69
I think you can drop my driver's license now.
--BigSteelyMcBeam
"I think we can drop the turkeys from the helicopter now." --WKRP
"I think we can 'stop drop shut em down open up shop' now." - DMX
"I think we can drop the 'You need to make your free throws to win it all' now."
-Caliparisteelfan
@Grimey: VERY nice obscure reference there. Kudos, well played.
Leave Marty Turco alone! Now!