I kinda liked this story better the first time it appeared on Deadspin.

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: It's Twin Day on Deadspin. First Ozzie/Jose, now this.

He's actually whispering to her: "Don't worry, baby, it's not true what they say about small hands."

I wonder if The Office Rambo fought for the Taliban like The Movie Rambo did.

"What if Matt Leinart and Alex Smith played on the same team? "

Jeff Garcia would find a way to beat them out for the starting job.

Hey, at least Alex is posing with women and not NSYNC.

@André Roussimoff: He can solve all Human Resources problems with the aide of his trusty knife.

There's less communication between the Deadspin staff than there is on the Knicks starting five. Zing!

The Office Rambo never forgot his fellow soldiers left behind in the supply closet.

Jay Briscoe, George Lopez, yes, karate student.

Is that the Guanabee guy?

Apparently the left hands and right hands of Deadspin do not know what each other are up to....

@Suss--: Jeff Garcia would find a way to beat them off out for the starting job.

Fixed

@HebrewHammer:

I can't wait for the inevitable tension when Rick releases his book, "Are You There, God? It's Me, A Fan Who Needs Saving."

Why the hell is Alex Smith hanging out with George Lopez?

CAPTAIN CHAOS!!!!

OH NOM NOM NOM

@Triple B: Fixed, but not well enough

Alex Smith is all wrong for The Dirty's system. He'd be a much better drunk if his party photos were posted on TMZ.

You meet my daugher. She's pretty, yes? Now you'll have to marry her.

I have the same beard.

Hah! Fools! What you don't know is that Smith went to same bar TWICE and met the chick's twin sister!

For the Mexican guy? Eh..they all look the same.

"Smith Tries to One-Up Leinart"

Bigger contract, shittier team, and possibly a harder party-er? Check and mate.

/pissed off Niners fan

John Rhys-Davies is everywhere

@I Party With Hansen: Up next, pictures of Brook and Robin Lopez's crazy vacation to Hawaii.

Office bimbo > office rambo

So, is thedirty officially part of the Gawker Media Empire now? There's only so much that Nibbles can do, Nick...

@Gourmet Spud: Which of course comes on the heels of A.J.'s "Yahweh Rescues the Sporting Enthusiast."

@Triple B: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker > Office bimbo > Office Rambo

He's actually whispering to her: "Don't worry, baby, it's not true what they say about small hands." What? I love a girl with baby hands.

@Brazil Thrill-Gasm: Featuring Michelle Wie's ass, I hope.

@Triple B: Where does the Office Kimbo factor into the equation?

@MattinglysSideburns:

MAN UP!

I would love to see the next frame. The one where the young spring breaker realizes that the tongue of an oft-injured, small handed, talentless Mormon QB just sampled the right side of her face.

In the Mormon relgion, the taste of ear wax goes a long way in determining whether a woman may be suitable as a wife.

@MattinglysSideburns: I won't be the guy making any Kimbo Slice jokes. Terry Tate is fair game.

@DennyCrane: Triple T's thoughts on the matter.

Yeah, fun is fun. But when things don't happen the way they supposed to happen, you know Triple's T gonna condense the nonsense, just cause I'm on vacation don't mean I'm out to lunch, I come to play, baby.

I love Terry Tate too much.

@David Hume: And hopefully Wie is wearing nothing but a lei.

I believe he learned this under Urban Meyer... it's a razzle-dazzle play in the "Spread Offense" that only works against a sloppy defense. Bad play call here.

The Office- a fine Cabo establishment.

Apparently, Rick goes to 49ersnews more than he goes to deadspin.com.

The Deadspin office needs to hire Terry Tate to bring the pain train. "YOU DUPE A POST! YOU HURT THE MOST! WOO!"

Should I just repost my original comment or do I have to come up with some witty retort here (since my orginal was not witty and really more of a comment)?

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: If you haven't had a $500+ tab at the office, you haven't really lived yet.

I wonder if she knows what they say about guys w/small hands?