• In Progress — CFB: Florida Gators Spring Game. Tebow is sick and Harvin has heel problems that tend to plague men of similar greatness. [ESPN]
• In Progress — Tennis: WTA Bausch & Lomb Championships, Semifinal. It's Maria Sharapova and Lindsay Davenport if I'm not mistaken. [ESPN2]
• 2:00 — Hockey: Nashville Predators at Detroit Red Wings. Prepare yourself for the inevitable octopus riots. [NBC]
• 2:30 — Soccer: Juventus vs. Milan. I know watching Serie A is like watching a Spurs playoff game, but it's still a pretty match. [FSC]
• 3:30 — Golf: The Masters. Because I know you don't want to watch what's coming next. [CBS]
• 3:30 — Baseball: New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. Told ya. [FOX]

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