Allison Stokke Madness Resurfaces With A Vengeance

Once again, University of California pole vaulter Allison Stokke is being hunted by the wandering trolls of the internet, thanks to the emergence of new photos featuring the athletic teenager wearing her required sporting uniform and holding a giant pole .Her dad, the chronically annoyed and litigious Allan Stokke, is most likely taking this latest outbreak with the same degree of fatherly aghast which compelled him to try to figure out some way he could file suit against every single person who used the internet the last time. (It's understandable, but be reasonable, old man.)

For now, according to Busted Coverage, Cal is taking a stand by pulling all visual evidence of Ms. Stokke off of its website to protect its star freshman from the millions of creepy men looking for a photo of her newly muscled physique.

Cal's message: You won't be masturbating to Allison on our bandwidth. Go elsewhere with your unwieldy erection, you pervert.

Allison Stokke Photos Pulled From Cal Track Site [Busted Coverage]

Allison Stokke [Cal Bears]