Dad?: We Won't Even Talk About The Pirate Ship On His Ass

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We Won't Even Talk About The Pirate Ship On His Ass

All we really know about Mr. John Herold here is that he was arrested for trespassing on Feb. 1, 2008, somewhere in Florida. Now, seeing that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' season ended on Jan. 6, we have to assume that those are permanent tattoos, right? Must have seemed like a good idea at the time. Such are the delights of scrolling through Mugshotdujour.com, which is a must-visit if you don't mind the night terrors. Herold may be the top sports-related entry, although this next guy comes close.

Patrick Tribett of Ohio was nabbed for "abusing harmful intoxicants." Hey, at least he huffed in team colors. (That one was from The Smoking Gun, actually).

Mugshotdujour.com
It Ain't Just Paint [The Smoking Gun]

6:15 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By Rick
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Matt_T at 06:26 PM on 04/17/08
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Gotta support the team!
ltwinslow at 06:29 PM on 04/17/08
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and that, boys and girls, is why we don't venture north of boca raton
blackheartededitor at 06:29 PM on 04/17/08
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I eat, sleep and breathe blue and gold, baby.
Suss-- at 06:30 PM on 04/17/08
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Mike Alstott looks horrible.
RachelRayIsTheDevil at 06:30 PM on 04/17/08
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I didn't know Emilio Estevez was a Bucs fan.
Gourmet Spud at 06:30 PM on 04/17/08
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...was nabbed for "abusing harmful intoxicants."

Which is, of course, a euphemism for "getting caught giving Dustin Runnels a blowjob."
Jefferson Short Bus at 06:31 PM on 04/17/08
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Maybe the second guy was shooting down the walls of withdrawal, bang bang.
thefuseproject at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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Reason # infinity that I have not been to FL since 1988 and do not plan to go anytime soon.
Summer-of-George at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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So that's Simms boyfriend?
$Image of Brazil Thrill\'s Shot Was Blocked By KG$ Brazil Thrill's Shot... at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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You think Herold's got it tough? Try walking around with "19-0" tattooed on your forehead...

--Sully Fitzpatrick
MitchKayak at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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Dude, don't try to suck off statues, it never ends well.
HernandezStache at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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I guess that guy will never buy crack from Doc Gooden's son again.
thefuseproject at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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@Jefferson Short Bus: A Patty Smyth (and Scandal) reference? Really?!

Wait, the fact that I even knew that...

(slinks away)
Detective Bunk at 06:32 PM on 04/17/08
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Mucho props to our huffer. He went the extra distance to get the gold sparkly paint.
twoeightnine at 06:33 PM on 04/17/08
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That's the date that it was posted on, not the date that he was arrested. Notice the jersey too.
Tebow2007 at 06:33 PM on 04/17/08
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GOLD DUST!?!?
Gourmet Spud at 06:35 PM on 04/17/08
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Fact: 97% of all pictures taken of people with face tattoos are mug shots. Fact.
thefuseproject at 06:36 PM on 04/17/08
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Does Nibbles EVER take a day off?
the-Bored at 06:37 PM on 04/17/08
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And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
44 in a Row at 06:37 PM on 04/17/08
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Fact: 97% of all pictures taken of people with face tattoos are mug shots. Fact.

And the other 3% are candid shots of Mike Tyson.
Slothrop at 06:39 PM on 04/17/08
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It is so sad when Muppets start huffing paint.

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Reasonable Doubt for a... at 06:39 PM on 04/17/08
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Just to clarify, this guy was arrested 1/7/06, the day of the Bucs/Redskins game in the playoffs that year.

[www.hcso.tampa.fl.us]

/partypooper
Jefferson Short Bus at 06:39 PM on 04/17/08
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Patrick deeply regretted tagging along on Brady Quinn's paintball trip. Was the killshot the only thing he took in the face?
asliceofbacon at 06:45 PM on 04/17/08
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even in jersey...what a true fan
iHaveaRagingTebowner at 06:53 PM on 04/17/08
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Is that Sugar Bear?
Loudon Peppermilk's... at 07:26 PM on 04/17/08
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That's what happened when you use your face to catch a Michael Jackson moneyshot.
RachelRayIsTheDevil at 08:02 PM on 04/17/08
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@iHaveaRagingTebowner: No, it's Jim Carrey in the Grinch That Stole Christmas.
J-No at 08:07 PM on 04/17/08
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@Gourmet Spud: I always thought that was an urban legend but if it's on the internet it must be true.
$Image of josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris\'s sack-dance for you$ josereyes.theroof... at 09:08 PM on 04/17/08
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@Gourmet Spud: What did the EARTH CRISIS dude do to end up doing time?
Nose Tackle Romper at 08:24 AM on 04/18/08
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I bet the guy with the unibrow tat has a Tasmanian Devil inked somewhere on his body