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ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...
• "Paul is my MVP choice, but he won't win it quite yet." — enchoffman
(Re: New Orleans vs. Dallas in NBA playoffs)
Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...
• "Justin Upton's the man. 20 years old! The whole D-Backs lineup is good and young." — jesuiteducation
• (Scene: A dusty ballfield in Santo Domingo, 1994) "Man, Miguel Tejada is the man. Only 17 years old! This whole Dominican Summer League team is good and young." - MarichalInTheFamily — racistmascot
• I'd like to know — who the fuck fills out their espn profile and uses it for social networking? — LenPasquarelli'sStretchMarks
Comments
I agree Paul Westphal is a good basketball player but I think his best days are behind him.
Ron Paul is my POTUS choice. But he won't win it, or will he??
-goldstandard1908
Ron Paul is my presidential choice, but he won't win it quite yet. -My3Wives
I agree--you have to wait until the writers actually vote on the MVP before you can win it.
@Stev D: Damn these slow fingers.
No nightmare tag for his picture?!?!
Holy Jesus, look at his picture.
NBA MVP voters are now commenting on ESPN?
Makes sense.
That boy sure has a shiny forehead.
Paul is the cute one, but he won't win in court
-hMillsFTW_5mill
@Hustler Andrew: I'll never question his fanhood but I'll sure as shit question his manhood.
Louise and Bernie were the director's MVP choice, but they won't win it by themselves. --mostvaluableprimateman
(Re: Most Valuable Primate Casting)
"Kristen is my choice for crotch of the year, she won't win it quite yet." --ClientNine
Paul is my choice to puff the magic dragon. Peter & Mary are hacks. -- hippidydippidy67
"Hannah Montana is my choice, but not quite yet. As far as you know." - 2catchApred
Enchoffman is doing Lock Haven University proud with his blog title:
"Good Riddens Isiah!"
"Paul is my public masturbation choice, but he won't live it down quite yet." - enchoffman
(Re: Paul Reubens)
After approximately 17 years of fandom, this guy may be what makes me reconsider being a dolphins fan.
Paul Masson is my wine of choice, but it doesn't get me quite as drunk as Boone's Farm.-classof2010
@Carlton_Whitfield: blog *post* title. Pulled a Costas.
"Puppies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer. You're welcome!" --perrysaturn2001
Guile is my SFII choice, but he won't win it quite yet...I have trouble with Sagat. -- capcomman
@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: The Cleo Lemon experience wasn't enough?
Jamie-Lynn Spears is my MILF choice, but she won't win it quite yet. --KFedRocks
Cory Lidle is a good ball player, but he needs to work on his pilot skills.
Biff Tannen is going to win lots of money with the sports almanac, but he won't win it quite yet - martymcfly1955
"Pauly is my Oscar choice, but he won't win it quite yet." encinoman
Paul Newman is my Oscar choice, but he won't win it quite yet.
--dustinhoffman
"Lorena is my wife choice, but she won't snip it quite yet." Inchoffman
/Bobbitt
"RuPaul is my MVP choice, but he/she hasn't won me over quite yet." - A-Rod
Jean Paul Sartre is my 20th century lit. MVP, what I find most interesting is his reliance on-HEY! Where are you going?
-majorenglish789
Paul Wall is my favorite choice for favorite rapper. Back then they didn't want him, now they hot, they all on him. - Mike Jones
Ringo is my MVP choice, but he won't win it yet.
-- TheWrong2Died1st,man
I'm more concerned that this man is a ostrich.
Dewey is our choice for President, but he won't quite win it yet.
--ChiDlyTrib'48
"North is my AVN choice, but he won't win it just yet."
-JacknHoffman
"The Who were my band of choice, until Pete Townshend smacked me off their stage."
-AbbieHoffman
"Paul is my MVP choice, but he won't win it quite yet. Maybe in two weeks when it's announced." - CaptObvious
The name Paul will forever remind me of the half-penguin half-elephant from Family Guy.
WHA IN THE FUCK IS AN MVP
-STEAKGROWSONDMITRI
From Enchoffman profile:
Never Question my fanhood!
Ok.
"Paul is my MVA (most valuable apostle) choice, but he won't win it quite yet."
-catholic4eva
Paul is my favorite to be Marilyn Manson, but it will turn out to be untrue - SternVoiceover
Paul the apostle is my MVP choice, but he won't get it unless he can convert Malta.
/shtspnts29A.D.
@UpstateUnderdog: Wow... I thought i had that one for sure.
Paul's is my boutique choice. Just ask for Janice. That's 718-498-1043. And they're in Brooklyn.
Patrick is my Indy500 choice, but she won't win it yet. Her bucket seat sure smells zesty though.
@Agamemnon Busmalis: +1
@UpstateUnderdog: I was thinking the same thing. Couldn't pull it togeather.
Popcorn is my snack choice but the microwave isn't done quite yet.
@The Fan's Attic: I question the fanhood of anybody claiming the Dolphins, Knicks, Yankees and Tar Heels. Where did this kid grow up, Douchetown?
@FuzzysFriedChicken: @Burning River: I'm actually surprised I got to it first. 9 years of Catholic school to thank.
"Paul is my MVP choice, but he won't win it quite yet." - enchoffman
(Re: New Orleans vs. Dallas in NBA playoffs)
Whew! Thanks for clearing that up. I found myself nodding in agreement that, yes, Paul Prudhomme is the most valuable spice wizard out there, but then I remembered this was a sports site.
@RachelRayIsTheDevil: Note to self: always douche with Pennzoil.
/setting off the Jezebelles & Fleshbotters
/people, it's just a joke (a bad, unfunny joke)
/give it a rest
"Paul Pierce is my MVP choice. Boston this, Boston that, Redsox, Patriots, I was talking to my dad, Jimmy Kimmell and I...."
--BillSimmons
Paul VI is my MVP (most valuable pope). Vatican II kicked ass!