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For those of you out there whose Mondays feel incomplete without a naked picture of a Pittsburgh Steeler, your day is about to pick up a bit. First, it was kicker Jeff Reed, snapping a picture of his freshly shorn pubis region then having it hit the web. Now, wide receiver Santonio Holmes has allegedly been snapped without his uniform (or anything else on), while standing with his arms seductively raised in an unidentifiable shower, which is most likely not Heinz Field. (Extremely NSFW photo after the jump. Unless, of course, your job is to search for photos of black penises all day. Those people might get a raise. )
This pictures was sent via email from a person who claims that this photo of Holmes was found at xesalley.com, a site where horny ladies talk candidly about sex and share photos of dudes they've let run amok in their lady caves. (Kind of like Jezebel.)
Apparently, one person has taken Mr. Holmes' brown thermos to lunch a few times. Hopefully, her cervix survived that anaconda attack.
Full photo of Santonio de-McBeam'd here: (NSFW, obviously>)
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I skipped the picture and jumped all to the bottom, and there's no where to vote disapprove for this post.
Although had I looked at it, I most likely would have said, "Santonio, Joselio Hansen challenged you to a duel."
Good day to you too, Sir.
A shower curtain? I thought a NFL player could afford a glass shower door.
Pictured: Santonio Holmes hangs from Doug Llewellyn's snow white cock.
I'd be shocked if I hadn't seen this same scene weekly on Oz.
She was injured, injured bad.
Maybe Deadspin needs a gay/straight content toggle like Fleshbot?
Riley Skinner wants to hang out.
@Rob Iracane: Christopher Meloni, line 2.
Yep, I got screwed in the genetic lotto.
How come he doesn't lead the league in smiles?
Santonio Holmes? More like John....ah, too easy a joke, I can't finish it.
"See, Ben. I told you I was 6'."
Needless to say I took a pass on the full de-McBeam'd photo
My girlfriend: So, how was your day?
ArkansasFred: Not too bad. Little busy. Saw a picture of Santonio Holmes' cock though. That was kinda strange.
My girlfriend: What'd you think? I wasn't that impressed the first time I saw it.
ArkansasFred: ::blows brains out::
Your name is Toby!
Look were not going to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable . The key word is tasteful. Now I want you to relax and have fun because your a fun guy. All right let's do it. Okay come on. Feel the beat. Feel the beat.
/The Timeless Art of Seduction
Does it make me gay if I was a bit curious to see what the uncensored pic looked like? It does?
Shit....
Jesus christ ! Loufah those kneees
/ turns in man card
@ArkansasFred: +1'...and here's a band-aid.
INVIZIBUL LYNDDIE ENGLAND POINTING
Live Strong!
He must be the anchor in the Steeler's shower-time production of "YMCA". God, it's be an awesome off-season....
Female sports fans still waiting for Eckstein to seduce the camera lens.
I don't let anyone with a camera into my shower. Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way, but it's daguerreotype or nothing.
That LiveStrong bracelet doesn't leave much to the imagination.
No words... should have sent a poet...
and the odds-makers take a beating...
That is the face of a man who enjoyed his shower...
@Luis Sojo Jr.: Where were you with that idea 5 minutes ago?
He's not totally naked, he left on his yellow "Live Strong" on ... Lance Armstrong is smiling
Santonio Holmes is a star. A big, bright, shining star.
I'm seeing double - two shower rods!
@TheStarterWife: Why our team? Why? Always!?!?!?
@Weed Against Speed: Santonio can crop out the Steely and use the picture as his health club id.
Steely McBeam is a dick !
@BarbarobicsInstructor: maybe it's time to google plural possessive, dumbshit.
@RachelRayIsTheDevil: It took that long? Still, +1
It's a miracle he can jump at all...
After seeing Jason Segel's dick, I'm wondering why I keep seeing so much penis.
@Christmas Ape: Fuck.
There's gotta be a Cultural Oddsmaker revolving around Pittsburgh football and male nudity coming soon, yes?
I hope the "Steely McDong" tag goes into early retirement.
Too bad Myron Cope died, that's a Triple Yoi if I ever saw one.
After seeing Jeff Reed's hog and now this, I am starting to think that there is a disgusting method to assigning jersey numbers...
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: You may not like it, but I was just thinking to myself, "If the Steelers lead the league in naked players pictures, I'm not going to complain."
Does Santonio Holmes' dong know that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: & @TheStarterWife: what the fuck is going on with this team? Madden will be having a field day with this.
I haven't determined how this impacts his place in my draft standings for next year.
I haven't looked at the picture , but I'm guessing his bracelet should read "Live Long and Strong"
@7-8 Deville: I don't think Madden will notice. He hasn't seen his own junk in years.
@TheStarterWife: Oh that's right. You're female. You look forward to bullshit like this.
/whips self in eye with Terrible Towel
@Peter Cavan: Touché.
That lighting is terrible...amateurs
Brian Jackson, professional Steeler impersonator, is off to buy some black face and a prosthetic.
Why is he taking a jump rope into the shower?
oh.
Can you get that in a Fathead?
Fran Fraschilla thinks Santonia doesnt have enough balls.
I'm afraid to look in the library, but from the above comments I'm going assume that he's going to be the new favorite over at Outsports.
What are the conditions in which that photo happens?
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:
Judging by the size of that Steely, it wasn't cold.
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Thats what Im wondering. What possible chain of events leads to "posing naked in (what I can only assume is) someone elses shower"
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Oh, it's harmless. A naked player picture does not bring down a franchise. (Reed's naked dong came out before the 2007 season and he went on to have a solid year. )
Rather see this today than Eli Manning wedding photos from Cabo.
Don't forget to wash u ass.
It'd been funnier if Steely McBeam's head was turned the other way.
"Is it twoo how dey say you people are...gifted?"
[looks]
"It's twoo, it's twoo!"