What you missed while realizing you're closer to 50 than 40 now.

@UkraineNotWeak: Happy birthday?

What you missed while you and your roommate were feeding one another rice in a desperate attempt to sober up in time to avoid the hangover.

@MeSoHornsby:

My 45th was yesterday. Which means today I'm closer to 50 than 40.

What you missed while buying a new car.

@HIV 2 Elway:

What did you get?

What you missed while rioting and burning police cars after the Habs needed 7 games to beat the Bruins

Didn't realize a first round playoff win meant so much to a team.

What you missed when you fell asleep in the hotel room with the TV on, only to wake up at 4:30 to an infomercial for penile attachments.

/hopes it wasnt a dream

What you missed while watching The Patriot and wishing you were watching Braveheart.

@UkraineNotWeak: Got rid of my '96 BMW E36 and bought a '91 E30 convertable. The E30 is the single greatest automobile ever made.

@UkraineNotWeak:

Happy Belated Birthday.

glad to see I'm not the oldest one here (41)

Witness.

@HIV 2 Elway: You replaced a 12 year old car with a 17 year old car?

Approve.

What you missed while realizing no good deed goes unpunished.
[www.woodtv.com]

Oh and Go Habs Go, without the burning of cars and such...

@UkraineNotWeak: La Multi Ani!

Bruin/Canadien rivalry still going strong.

So...Haywood. 1 game suspension? 2?

@HIV 2 Elway: Next to the Jeep Wrangler, of course. Not that I'm biased or anything.

@EdFinnerty: Form over function, brother.

Who's come up with the best excuse for leaving work at 2PM today & tomorrow ?

What you missed while avoiding 10,000 screaming McCainiacs and smelling what Barack was cooking.

@UkraineNotWeak: I thought that read "your closer" and had no idea Billy Wags was that old.

@Lunatic Fringe: I've always been a fan of the, "The (fill in the soulless utility) needs to come service my meter, why can't these assholes come after working hours for this is beyond me."

@Lunatic Fringe: Explosive diarrhea

@Doyle McPoyle:

I do have the same birthday as former Met Closer Jesse Orosco.

@Lunatic Fringe: Collateral attack;
Look man, I gotta go see the doc, you dont wanna know.
No, I dont mind- what is it?
Well, a couple weeks ago I hooked up with this girl...
Stop right there- go take care of your business.

@HIV 2 Elway:

I'll file that one for future use.

@Triple B:

uh... maybe not, these guys might want proof.

Not that I need one anyway, I get to work at 6AM & leave around 2.

@Sex-Panther:
It might have been a subconscious reaction to that Santonio Holmes post.

@UkraineNotWeak: Not necessarily true. Four years and 2 days ago you were still age 40. You won't be 50 for another 4 years and 364 days. So while you're closer to being exactly 50 than exactly 40, you're still closer to being age 40 than age 50.

/don't know if that helps or not

@Lunatic Fringe: It's all I could come up with while counting all the "Price is right" headlines today

@Chief Wahoo: Word.

@futuremrsrickankiel: Did you actually take the time to cook the rice or did you just get it from a Chinese place? These are the important questions.

@Afino:

If the Habs win the Cup, Montreal marches on the rest of Canada. God save us.

@UkraineNotWeak:

Happy Birthday.

Lock up your booze and hide your car keys. Odell Thurman was reinstated by The Rog.

What you missed while getting Patriots Day off of work, despite the fact that your company makes its employees work on MLK Day, Veterans Day and President's Day

Not that I'm complaining or anything, just weird.

What you missed while not getting into the Pittsburgh Obama rally because 40,000 people showed up before you...

@futuremrsrickankiel: Did it work?

Anyone catch this on the weekend? Close to Eduardo's injury.

+ Watch video

@Triple B: I kept thinking the guy in white flopped after punching red in the head...until i saw his foot.

ooowwwwwww

@OchentaYcinco: Isn't he President, yet?

@UkraineNotWeak:

Turning 36 two weeks ago leaves me closer to death than to birth. Gotta love those actuarial tables!

What you missed while dumping your girlfriend so you can fully concentrate on stalking Chase Utley....

@OchentaYcinco: You mean that's still Pennsylvania west of the Schuykill River?

@Triple B:

Yuk, what league is that ?

@Lunatic Fringe:

Just tell your boss:

"Look, you wanker, I've got to get round about to watch some footy at the pub and possibly get into some argy-bargy with some members of the Firm."

He'll have no clue.

@UkraineNotWeak:

Happy Belated, old man.

@BigTenObsession:

How did you know my boss is a wanker ?

@Lunatic Fringe:

I'm a statistician, so I am fully aware that 93.2% of all bosses are wankers. Of those, a full 67.9% are total wankers.

What you missed while failing to control your buffalo.

Santonio Holmes knows how to control a buffalo.

What you missed while hoping Obama chooses Chase Utley as his running mate...

@Hit Bull Win Steak: I tend to think of it as East Ohio myself. But the locals insist I'm wrong.

@BigTenObsession:

I thought with 90% of all statistics,
they can be manipulated 75% of the time ?

@MeSoHornsby: Thai place. Attempting to cook in that, er, state of mind would have ended badly for everyone involved, I think.

@Sh!tShow: No. No, it did not.

@VTBen: Come on now, I hate getting erections this early in the morning.

@Lunatic Fringe: Croatian footy

What you missed while wondering if Willie plans on pitching Heilman in every game this year.....

Please tell me someone is going to Live Blog Liverpool Chelsea!! Pretty please? I'm in farking meetings all day and can't sneak out.

@Lunatic Fringe:

Only if you give 110% effort.

@Lupicas!XofullofBile:

I'm sure we will invade some thread. I will definitely be watching and yelling at Fat Frank to drop dead for being a douche.

@ArkansasFred: You, too?

Let's just hope Chutley's not having his "Chris Shelton Moment".