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If you're hanging around Altoona, Penn., at the beginning of June, we highly encourage you to drop by the game between the New Britain Rockcats and the Altoona Curve. Because they've got quite the celebrity throwing out the first pitch.
Yes, Jeff Reed — party man and exhibitionist — will be the purveyor of first-pitch goodness on Thursday, June 5. We probably don't need to tell you what the special promotion is that night.
The Curve and New Britain Rockcats (Twins) wrap up their three-game series on Thursday night. Steelers placekicker Jeff Reed will throw out a ceremonial first pitch, take part in the Curve GameDay show, meet with fans and sign autographs. Gates open extra early at 5:30 p.m. so come early and enjoy great drink specials on Thirsty Thursday.
Make sure to bring your cellphones, kids.
Skippy + Thirsty Thursday = [Mondesi's House]
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"The Altoona Curve", because "The Altoona Chubb's" was too politically incorrect.
If anyone can figure out how to throw a pitch with his penis, well...it surely is Jeff Reed.
We probably don't need to tell you what the special promotion is that night.
Free "haircuts" for the first 2,500 fans?
If it's anything like Benedictine University's Thirsty Thursdays Jeff Reed needs to be prepared to drink a lot of blue slurpies mixed with Mountain Dew and Popov.
Can we get Steely McBeam to cover up that nipple? Yeesh.
Does this happen to be a joint venture with ESPN mobile?
Being born in the greater Altoona area, I can explain that the Altoona Curve is named after Altoona's most famous (and only) landmark.. Horseshoe Curve
We can now go back to being insignificant again..
You've come a long way since UNC Jeff Reed, although I don't mean that in the congratulatory way
@Spanish Necktie: Nipple implants?
Please tell me that is a Hulkamania wrist band on his right forearm. Or possibly, "Hulk Rules!"
My Altoona curves to the right.
In this case the Altoona Curve bends to the right.
That's 2 days in a row with posts about Steelers whose dongs I've seen. Not a good coupla days.
Does this post count as a sexual organ reference?
Where the hell is Crazy Cat Lady for this inhumane promotion?! Someone summon Wizard Cat!
Is he a giant douche or a terd sandwich?
the blowdryer was later found dead, of an apparent suicide, plugged in & floating in a sink full of water.
I would think he would be more likely to throw a slurve
/runs like hell
Awwwwwooooooooooooo ... bud-dy.
@Spanish Necktie: Troll dolls.
@Packy: I'm thinking terd douche. Or giant sandwich
Funny, Reed always struck me as more of a "catcher". Santonio, on the other hand...
Thank looks like a bar I really want to attend. A bunch of lily white kids with backwards mesh hats. Did they take this on the set of the OC?
I wonder if he will let you take a picture of his IROC.
@Packy: Fuck I can't type today....I meant "That looks like..."
They must pour a stiff drink in that joint. Little E looks ripped.
I'm a sucker for girls with red eyes on huge teeth.
Does that chain come with a rap album?
Wow...Bobcat Goldthwait circa "Police Academy 2" has really been hitting the gym hard.
@econdave: Damn your eyes...I had "troll doll" in the pool too.
@Packy: Yep. Someone punched that chick into a pool directly after this picture was taken.
If Reed was truly a proud American, there'd be a flag pin through that nipple.
Jake Long 5 years, 57.5 million, 30 million guaranteed. Please dont suck Jake.
Reed probably tosses a mean Sonic Boom on the mound.
Rocky Bleier appearance May 24th >>> Jeff Reed appearance June 5th
@André Roussimoff: Barbaro?
@Doyle McPoyle: Yes then they both had a heart to heart about their respective eating disorders and are now BFF. I fucking hate TV...
Is that Chelsea Clinton he's cuddling with?
Am I the only one who thinks Jeff Reed looks like he just lost a Guile look-alike contest?
@Signal to Noise:
Okay, obviously I'm not, but damn you for beating me to it.
Someone tell Heat Miser to put his shirt back on.
Be nice to her, crazy cat lady is WATCHING !
Can we describe his look as "manga?"
I see Pauly Shore took the time to get some highlights put in, but he seems to have lost his can of Aqua Net and Whitesnake T-shirt in the process.
@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Just wait until you see Casey Hampton's penis.
"Do you want poems? Jack and Jill went up the each with a buck and quarter. Jill came down with two fifty that fuckin' whore. Woo!"
[applesaucekids.com]
Hello Wilbur.
@Hit Bull Win Steak:
The tyrant feared only one man: Jeff Reed, the Legendary Super Douche.
Honestly, if the girl on the right had cat ears, I'd think this was a picture from Tekkoshocon.
Being from Altoona, this makes me nearly as excited as "Hate Al Roker Day".
that haircut is too short
@Whitey Fisk: + Mister Hundred And One
@Hit Bull Win Steak: this is a Super Saiyan drunk.
I think the Bucs should move their AA to Johnstown, and invite Pacman Jones there to make it rain.
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