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Every single person who chooses to disrobe at a sporting event in front of thousands of people is usually grinning from ear-to-ear, hypnotized by a state of joyfulness they've lost while suffering through the daily malaise of being fully-clothed.
"Look at me! I'm getting naked! I'm running! I'm...(oooof)!"
Granted, the 30 seconds of blissful public nudity usually end with a security guard shoulder-tackling you to the ground, an arrest, and a healthy fine, but it seems worth it. Take this brave young woman, who engaged in a shirt's-off sprint toward centerfield during the Phillies/Rockies game last night to an adoring Coors Field crowd.
The bra stayed on, unfortunately, but still — look at that smile. Some people search their whole lives chasing that feeling.
Female Streaker! [Bugs And Cranks]
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I'm decidedly NOT looking at that smile.
Were going streaking....who's with me?
Do you think KFC is still open?
Security, security, YES!
So Clare finally got the nerve to run after Chase?
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING TITS
CRAP! And I was streaming this game!! How did I miss it??
I've been wondering whatever happened to Helen Hunt.
So, are we done with the streak of cock postings? Back to bewbage?
Huzzah!
incidentally, they signed here to a 10-day contract for closer.
You might even say she was INTO IT.
/bdd
Mardi Gras beads in Colorado? in April? you wacky kids! what's next gay preachers?
I love how the security guy on the left is attempting a modest, eyes-averted tackle.
I was expecting the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than that.
Bill spent years learning the art of knocking a human out with a chop to the back of the neck. Today, he would finally get his shot.
Rocktober is a year-round celebration, don't you know?
Petey Pablo approves.
Just wait until Rocktober!
@Signal to Noise: Damn it!
@Arriaga_II: not bad for hills, though.
I think ten beers had more to do with that smile than sheer exuberance. Maybe she was running for a bathroom when her shirt slipped off.
BOOOO! lose the bra and jeans.
...Kataroo Kangaroo?
@sba: +1 to the man from North Carolina.
Lets chip in to get her a Jets ticket
It seems she's a big fan of Petey Pablo. Take your shirt off twist it round your head. Wave it like a helicopter.
@Arriaga_II: that bob denver is full of shit, man.
When did Coors Field turn into a Bachelorette Party destination?
"Sorry Miss, you need to be under this height to streak Coors Field."
@Arriaga_II: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
@sba:
At one point, my fiancee lived across the street from Petey Pablo.
+100.
@Clare: Can't be. There aren't 14 dudes from DUAN running behind her and sniffing the grass.
@SuperFrankieLampard: I give up.
If you wait until the bra turns from white to blue, that means they're ready.
security guard has to tackle her if for no other reason than to get his hands on those yabahoes..
About even with the one from Toronto.
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I bet she is fun at parties
Just another member of the Wonderbra Mafia.
@Arriaga_II:
+1.
I'm giving out +1's like they're candy today. All of which are deserved.
She looks like she'd be a pretty cool kisser, maybe not all that strict of a Christian, and a damn good dancer... but not all that great of a girlfriend.
@FuzzysFriedChicken: Looking at her jeans, I think she may have just left a bukkake party.
@Clare: +1. & it took long enough -- tsk tsk, other commenters.
The question, though: were the Phillies in the field? If so, we know she was just Chasing Utley.
Just looking to celebrate Earth Day by taking the globes out for a spin.
@Afino: Was she ever involved in a drive-by? Isn't he from Fayettenam?
@Weed Against Speed: Twister. Thats what happened to Helen Hunt.
Dude, Dude, yes.
Where is Mike Curtis?
Jeff Francis....I mean Joe Francis approves.
I think I've seen this before--the girl from Colorado unexpectedly takes off her top and gets everyone all excited for a big finish, but then some skank from Revere Beach blows the grandstand.
@Clare: Nah. Those aren't A-cups.
@Weed Against Speed: Her necklace doesn't look pearl
So foolish. At that point the shirt was slowing her down, providing too much wind resistance. Amateur.
@futuremrsrickankiel: +1. But then she really should've been at a Twins game. Though one could say she is.
@Dr. Michael Mancini:
Britney Spears is a Blue Jays fan?
The sexiness of Manny Corpas can't be resisted.
@HappyFeltonsGloryHole: A Boy from Troy. Possibly also a boi from Troy. (Joe Francis is the Don Juan Complex.)
Morganna the Kissing Bandit is not impressed.
Sis?
No one, really? Then, ok, Mom?