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Yesterday, as photos of what appeared to be Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens in the background of the BangBros. com's "Spring Break Ass" circulated, there were questions about whether or not it actually was the Terrell Owens. There were no mentions in any mainstream media outlets (except one) and the Rosenhauses were much too busy getting ready to fleece NFL teams in the draft to respond to phone calls about such matters.
I contacted the BangBros. production facilities in the hopes of getting on the phone with one of the executives of the company, but none were available. Instead, I had numerous brief, unsuccessful conversations with a woman answering the Bang Bros. phone line — a woman whose hint of a Spanish accent and street-hardened annoyance could very well land her a permanent spot on the casting couch as "receptionist at a porno production company."
"Sir, I have no idea what you (sic) talking about. You didn't talk to me. We have tree (sic) receptionists here. I don't know no T.O. person."
Fine, it could've been another woman I spoke with yesterday. At least, she called me "Sir." Either way, there was nary a non-receptionist person willing to get on the phone to clarify if it actually was Terrell Owens.
But, then, late last night, the incriminating photo of Terrell Owens in the background of "Spring Break Ass" was cropped out.
Who did this? Was it the Bang Bros.? Was it Terrell Owens? Was it Drew Rosenhaus? Was it Vanessa Lee (NSFW), star of "Spring Break Ass" and other "Ass Parade" and "Tug Job" videos completely annoyed that the Cowboys' wide receiver was stealing her ass time?
The truth is out there...
T.O. Loves Porn? [State Of Miami]
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I'd want to get the hell out of a movie starring some girl that much cellulite. Point T.O.
The NFL pornography tag really should be retired. Not Favre retired, actual retired.
I don't understand why it would be TO and not Bettis working for Bangbus.
Bangbros.com...a tag I hope to see more of here at ol' deadspin.
rumor has it Ricky Williams can be seen over at beaverbong.com
Santonio Holmes jokes in 5...4...3..
T.O.'s got 3 1/2 reasons not to appear in a porn flick.
Did you have that number on speed dial by chance?
like my boy says, "if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, well it's a rat."
pron?
Hershel Walker can be seen in Debbie Does Dallas 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5
A.J. Daulerio: INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER
"They superimposed him."
/Talking Goat
Needs more Fart Hammer
Get your cockporn ready?
Mark Chmura does not approve.
Ok, I'm totally getting in trouble at work thanks to Gawker Media.
What you all don't know is that the Bang Bros. are actually the Weavers.
Brazzers > BangBros.
/porn enthusiast
No all around; that woman would never be Brazzers material.
It suddenly smells like old fish.
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Well played, sir. Agreed.
"I contacted the BangBros."
Your mother must be so proud.
T.O. merely showing up in a video? Please. Joey Harrington is the majority stakeholder in the "Naughty America" franchise.
All this commotion over T.O. showing up, but no one cares that Matt Leinart's chillin' in the car?
I've got to say that I really love the bangbros style. That, and I'm an Eagles fan, so I'm pretty stoked about T.O. getting cut out of any picture.
+1 photoshop
Bang...what is that, Slavic?
I think the real question is why Matt Leinart is cruising around Miami in a Jeep wasting his time with that girl.
@The White Boom Boom: Someone get Balls a trenchcoat and a mic; he's already got the 'stache.
I might suggest that The Balls petition Denton to do double-duty at Deadspin and Fleshbot covering these sorts of matters. Maybe an on-the-ground investigative report on the making of a Bang Bros. video.
Fleshbot?
@Doyle McPoyle: It's only newsworthy when you find a porn Leinart isn't in.
Kurt Warner and Jon Kitna do not approve.
@Moobs: He probably just needs the mic. I bet Balls already has a trenchcoat.
@Arriaga_II: Are we sure that's not Pau Gasol?
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Oh yeah? Did you say, "Hey, what's a picture of Preston from BangBros in a blue jeep doing on KSK?" the first time you read about this?
[bagnewsnotes.typepad.com]
"Vanessa Lee, huh? I'll have to look into that..."
At least, she called me "Sir."
Without adding, "You're making a scene"?
Warren Sapp is wondering what all the commotion of bad 4th quarter football is about.
If she sees where the Jeep guy is looking, it will be "porno shoot over, groupie time on" city.
Now I have fingerprints all over my monitor by tapping the screen on T.O.
/bar game enthusiast
@Hit Bull Win Steak: I concur.
@ChitownChick:
"I contacted the BangBros."
"Your mother must be so proud."
Who do you think answered the phone?
Ass Parade, wasn't that nominated for an Oscar?
Wait, that was Brokeback Mountain, nevermind.
Umm, that's Matt Lienart
@DumpsterDining: +1
@Weed Against Speed: +1
@Arriaga_II: She's far too old for him.
Bang Bros is also the objective of many a NFL groupie.
I saw John Amaechi in BangBros NBA.
@Weed Against Speed: thats why you have the star.
@Weed Against Speed: +1,458 Photo Hunt points. But time is running out!
I'll only take the Bang Bros. word once they knock off King Poopa.
I contacted the BangBros. production facilities in the hopes of getting on the phone with one of the executives of the company,
By "contacted the BangBros production facilities" you mean jerked off to a free preview right?
What's the matter, T. O.? Decided you didn't want to be Grady to Flava Flav's Fred on the new show?