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The Tracy McGrady death watch will continue tonight in Salt Lake City, where authorities are planning a raid on the McGrady compound after reports of multiple episodes of martyrdom. It's all getting ugly for Tracy.
With the Rockets down 2-0 and now playing in Utah, it's not looking like McGrady is gonna make it out of the first round this year either. And he's joking about it, kind of.
"It's my fault," McGrady said. "It's my fault we missed free throws. It's my fault we lost both games. Blame me. It's my fault we fouled to tie the game up. That's my fault. It's my fault they get easy layups. It's my fault we're not executing well on the offensive end. It's my fault a couple people in the stands ordered Heinekens and they got Budweiser. It's my fault. I'm sorry."
"It's my fault. Everything is my fault. It's my fault. It's T-Mac's fault. Everybody's blaming me. The Suns (for being down 2-0 to the Spurs). I mean, everybody. That's what it seems like. It's my fault. I'm out there by myself."
At this rate, in 2011, when a McGrady-led Atlanta Hawks fail to get past a Shaq-captained New York Knicks squad in the first round, he will take responsibility for the ongoing Democratic presidential nomination battle as well. (Which will still be going on then.) And everyone will believe him.
With Wink And Nod, T-Mac Takes Blame [Houston Chronicle]
Comments
Can we start calling Melo "McGrady Jr." yet?
Where's Robin Williams' Good Will Hunting character when you need him?
Mess.
LEAVE T-MAC ALONE!!!
/obligatory Chris Crocker
@LosOsosdeChicago: he had to go see about a girl.
"Now we can blame him for everything!"
"It's your fault I'm bald."
"I'm sorry!"
"It's your fault I'm old."
"I'm sorry!"
"It's your fault I can't talk!"
"I'm sorry!"
"It's your fault America has lost its way!"
"I'm sorry!"
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"
Don Mattingly empathizes.
I blame Tom Hicks
Waaah. Man up, ya pansy!
Besides, I thought every thing was A-Rod's fault.
People drink Heineken in Houston? I figured they all drank Colt 45.
It's Tracy's fault that Ape got dooced.
He penned the song Sorry (2004) for Ruben Studdard.
That jersey is enormous.
You forgot about Yao's foot injury.
Wow. I haven't seen self-flagellation like this since The DaVinci Code.
I'm sorry you don't like the NFL Draft. Nah, I'm not. Suck it.
-BDD
One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Hate to say it T-Mac, but Eli Manning completely fucked up the curve. There are no more excuses!
I always blamed T-Mac for what happened at Pearl Harbor.
Well, he did apologize a trillion times.
The "Not Me" gremlin from The Family Circus was seen sneaking away during the interview.
Being around Van Gundy too long wore off on him
T-Mac, just blame your girlfriend. It always makes the situation better.
But did he apologize to Ms. Jackson?
@HebrewHammer: I prefer OE myself
@futuremrsrickankiel: Yeah I was pretty pissed at myself for blowing 10 bucks on that heap of shit.
I always beat Tracy McGrady at Hide and Seek because I always hide in the second round.
/playground beatdown
Why is Warren Moon playing basketball?
And if the Rockets do advance to the second round, you know who we need to thank?
You guessed it.
"It's not my fault DeShawn Stevenson called Lebron overrated, though. That shit's all on him."
@VTBen: It's just no good anymore since Yao went away (NUMBAH!) ...
@Suss--: Ironically, Frank Stallone is also slated to take over for Jimmy Fallon after he flames out in 2011.
T-Mac never meant to give you mushrooms, girl.
@Suss--: Dad?
@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: spare us the generic racial comparisons, douche.
The San Andreas Fault? All Tracy.
@Suss--: Your comment once again confirms my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.
On the other hand, Silkk the Shocker accepts no blame whatsoever. No blame whatsoever. No blame whatsoever.
Meh. T-Mac just re-read a bunch of Who's Sorry Now golden oldies. He's pissed he's not approved for comments.
@HebrewHammer: I would have guessed Thunderbird...
@Suss--: Timothy Van Patten?
I wondered who left the milk out on the counter all night. Thanks for the tip, Deadspin!
It's Raptor Karma. It follows his cousin Vince Carter around, and it will follow T-Mac until he retires without a win in a playoff series.
@muggsybogues: Didn't read the Jamboroo, didja?
Boo hoo, Toronto's too cold, we don't get real ESPN up here, there's curling on TV too often, there aren't any black people, waaaaaaahhhh, SUCK IT, MCGRADY!
@futuremrsrickankiel: @HazelMaesLandingStrip: You guys both bought the DaVinci Code? Um, yeah, you're out of the band.
T-Mac's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life
Unless you come around
Dear T-Mac,
I wish I was a little bit taller.
I wish I was a balla.
Thanks a lot Dick.
@Clare:
I'm lonely (but I ain't that lonely yet)...
/jack n' meg
Did Hakeem Olajuwon apologize when the Rockets went down 0-2 to the Suns in 1994 and 1995? Hell no. He went out and kicked a little ass.
Tracy is taking a different approach.
"The Holocaust. Blame me. It's my fault."
-Tracy McGrady
Did George W. Bush quit even after losing the popular vote? No! Did he quit after losing millions of dollars of his father's friends' money in failed oil companies? No! Did he quit after knocking that girl up? No! Did he quit after he got that DUI? No! Did he quit after his arrest for drunk and disorderly conduct at a football game? No!
*Door opens.
"Hi, I'm Tracy."
"Hi Tracy, welcome. Lets go around the room, shall we?"
"Scott Norwood, nice to meet you."
"Hi Tracy, I'm Steve Bartman."
"Heya, Steve Smith, eh?"
"Hi Tracy, I'm known around New York simply as Isiah."
"I'm Matt. Tracy? What kinda name is that? Where are your testacles?"
"Hey- I'm Don Mattingly."
@asliceofbacon: T-Mac, just beat your girlfriend. It always makes the situation better.
/WhitneyBobby'd
Just like T-Mac. Taking all the shots, making all the passes, fighting for all the rebounds. Drinking all the beer.
Now he wants all the blame! Hey T-Mac! Remember to share.
@grungedave: T-Mac:Dream :: Candle:Sun
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